Title: Not So Gallant
"Baa ram ewe,
baa ram ewe,
To your breed,
your fleece,
your clan be true,
sheep be true,
baa ram ewe."
The sheep listened in surprise.
Babe smiled. "Now ladies, please..."
"Hey."
Babe looked at the one dissenter. "Yes?"
"Why are you expecting us to do what you say because you recited a poem? Would you obey me if I said a limerick?"
"Uh..."
"And why assume that we're all women? I happen to be a male. That's pretty rude of you."
"I..."
Kyo walked up alongside Hiro and picked him up by his fleece. "That'll do, brat. That'll do."
Author's note: Crossover with Babe, of course. (Movie. I've never read the original novel.)
I hope you enjoyed crossover week (and sorry about it only being six days long, but that's all the crossovers I have, and I didn't have the inspiration to write a new one.) I'll be returning to "normal" (?) fanfiction tomorrow.