Title: Too Many Bonds
Author's note: This drabble was originally written as a challenge with the theme "Bonds." Most of the other drabbles on that challenge wrote about the bond of the Zodiac members with Akito, etc. This one took it in a slightly different direction.
Tohru's eyes sparkled. "You're wearing tuxedos! The five of you look so handsome!"
Momiji grinned and made a "V" sign. "Danke, To-ru. You and Kisa did a good job persuading these guys to help us out for the Cultural Festival."
"What are you doing, anyway?"
"Well, this is the 007 Café, so we're all dressed like James Bond. Kyo is the Sean Connery Bond, Yuki is Roger Moore, Haru is Pierce Brosnan, and I'm Timothy Dalton. Hiro is sulking because he has to be George Lazenby."
"I'm sulking because this is the stupidest pun ever," muttered Hiro fourth-wall-shatteringly.
Another author's note: This was written before the remake of Casino Royale, which is why Daniel Craig isn't in Momiji's list.