Title: Going Too Far
Author's note: Like the previous drabble, this one is about a "Bonds" challenge. But this one is way, way sillier.
Tohru was surprised to see Kyo... giddy.
"Wh-why are you so happy, Kyo-kun?"
"I've figured it out! I've figured out how I'm going to beat Yuki!"
"Oh, did you learn some special martial arts technique from Shishou-san?"
"No. I'm going to take steroids, like that baseball player, Barry B..."
The door suddenly sprang open.
"Excuse me, we're the pun police, and we've got a warrant out for the arrest of a 'Geoduck.'
"Ah, Mollusk-san? He's busy writing in Shigure's room."
"Thank you. I'm glad we stopped him now before he wrote drabbles about Gary U.S. Bonds, about bon-bons, the Bon-Marché..."
Author's note: I guess this is technically a self-insert, which I apologize for.