Title: Erin Go Bragh-less!
Author's note: Written for a "travel" challenge.
"Mama, look what I found! A snake!"
"Nonsense, child, that's not a snake. Everyone knows that there are no snakes in Ireland."
"But it looks like one. What is it?"
"It looks like a worm to me. An extremely large wo..."
"Madam, HOW DARE YOU refer to me as a worm. It should be obvious that not only am I a snake, but a spectacular specimen of one. Furthermore..."
*poof*
"Uh, could I trouble you for a towel or washcloth or something? It is a bit drafty in here, ha ha."
Ayame was deported back to Japan within a week.