Title: Highland Fling

Author's note: Another "travel" challenge.


"Hey, brat, do you know why the Scots wear kilts?"

Hiro sighed. "Gee, Kyo, I don't know. Why don't you tell me, if you're so smart?"

"Because sheep can hear zippers!" Kyo roared with laughter while Hiro looked disgusted.

Kisa tapped Hiro's shoulder. "Hiro-chan, what does that mean?"

"I'm confused too," said Tohru, seated next to Kyo.

Kyo smirked. "I'll explain it to you two."

"No, you won't, you stupid cat!" screeched Hiro.

"We are now making our final approach to Edinburgh International Airport," came the announcement over the airplane's intercom.

It was going to be a long two weeks.