It was a lovely Sunday morning. Naked, Asuna and I were lazily cuddling in her bed, enjoying the sun rays coming through the open window. We were chatting about trivial stuff.

At some point, Asuna felt, under cover, my foot meaningfully caressing hers. She gave me a baffled look.

'Are you ready for the next round?' I asked provocatively.

'Do you still have stamina left after our last night action?' my girlfriend sighed.

'Oh, please, as if the great Kirito sama would ever get tired so easily,' I chuckled and started planting kisses on her neck, eliciting giggles from her.

'At least remind me whether the door is locked,' Asuna said amid her moans as I was uncovering our nude bodies and descending, kissing her shoulders and squeezing her breasts.

'It is, don't worry,' I assured her while sucking her nipples and groping her belly and legs with the other hand.

'Hey, guys,' Leafa chirped, jumping briskly in the room through the open window! Her tone of voice was casual, as if she had not just walked in on us!

I widened my eyes, startled. Asuna's reaction was even more shocked; she screamed and raised the sheets to cover our nude bodies to neck level.

'LEAFA! WHO GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO ENTER?' the redhead screamed, blushing.

'Oh, come on, red. As if there is any nude part of your body or Kirito's body that I haven't seen or touched already,' the blondie giggled, teasing Asuna. She was wearing a green t shirt, red shorts and flip flops.

I took hold of my nose, trying to be calmer than my girlfriend. 'Ok, Leafa, I know you're not renowned for your discretion. But, seriouly? Entering through the window? How did you climb up here anyway?'

'Um, through a tree. Duh!' she sighed, still in an exasperatingly casual tone of voice, as if everything was okay!

'Get out!' Asuna pointed at the same window Leafa had burst in through.

'Chill, I just wanted to ask you whether you wanna come with Sinon, Philia and me to the paintball arena in the afternoon,' Leafa said.

'We'll discuss this later,' I informed her. 'Now, please leave. This is a private moment.'

'Okay,' she sighed playfully and crossed one leg over the window, about to jump back to the tree branch.

Before jumping, though, she turned her head one last time and gave us a meaningful smile. 'Are you guys sure you don't want me to participate in your sexual session?' she asked.

'OUT!' Asuna snapped, grabbing a hard pencil case from the drawer chest and throwing it to Leafa, the blonde evading it and jumping out of the window with a happy squeal.

'Sometimes I want to strangle her,' my girlfriend complained, burying her face in a pillow.

'Anyway,' I tried to get her in the mood again. 'Where were we?' I caressed her arm.

Asuna glared at me. 'You think I'm still in the mood after what happened?' she rhetorically asked.

'Oh, okay then,' I chuckled and uncovered myself. 'Then I'll go ask Leafa whether she's in the mood for some bed action.' I love teasing her!

'Don't you dare!' she snapped and stopped me from getting off the bed by pulling me back towards her. She angrily wrapped her hands around my neck and stuck her lips to mine.

Ahh, sex with an angry girlfriend is something else!

Wow! The outdoor paintball labyrinth was huge and impressive.

That would be a hell of a battle. A tag battle between two teams. One team consisted of Asuna, Leafa, Sinon, Philia and me. The other team consisted of three boys whose names I don't remember (I remember female names easier; perhaps that's one of the reasons I'm yet to make any male friends!) and two girls, Pitohui and Llen.

Llen was a girl that looked the same age as Seven. She had brown, middle length hair and pink eyes. Pitohui was absolutely a babe! She had dark blue eyes, large breasts, long, black hair, tied in a ponytail, and almost equally long sideburns.

According to the rules, we all had to wear tight battle uniforms. Mine was grey, Sinon's was black (of course!), Asuna's was red, Leafa's was green and Philia's was blue. Llen's was pink and Pitohui's had black and grey areas. For some reason, Pitohui's uniform seemed to me even tighter that those the rest of us were wearing. Not that I was complaining; that brought out her breasts' beauty even further!

Things weren't going well. We had already lost one member (Asuna).

I was wandering in the labyrinth's corridors, desperately trying to find a teammate.

Suddenly, I saw Leafa fallen on the floor. It seemed she had just been hit! But whoever had shot her was nowhere to be seen.

'KIRITO, BEHIND YOU,' she screamed, as if that was a real life or death battle.

I turned and skillfuly struck with my paint gun a boy who had just come out of a niche, about to strike me.

The boy fell on the floor, letting out a death scream.

I ran over to Leafa and crouched above her, with concern.

'Leafa,' I held her hand. 'You saved me.'

'Win this,' Leafa gasped in a hoarse voice, only to be interrupted by a cough that indicated her end was near. 'Win this for me, Kirito kun.'

I closed my eyes, tightening my hand around hers and lifting her head. 'I shall never forget you,' I whispered.

Leafa closed her eyes and tossed her head back. And so, she remained motionless.

'NOOOO,' I sobbed.

Leafa suddenly opened her eyes wide, got up and looked at the paint stain on her chest. 'Geez, this will be hard to clean,' she commented, now with a totally casually expression.

She turned to me: 'Anyway, I'm going for an ice cream to the canteen outside of the arena. Come join me if you die too.'

'Okay, see ya,' I casually waved her, standing up.

The boy I had shot got up while Leafa was passing by him. 'Umm, want us to have an ice cream together, babe?' he asked.

'Fuck off!' Leafa called out as she was walking away.

Once more, I was walking through the corridors, alone, fear running in my veins.

Suddenly, I felt an arm wrapped around my neck and pulling me in a niche.

'Pitohui!' I gasped.

'The one and only,' she smiled threateningly, her gun aimed at my temples.

'Okay, you won,' I sighed. 'Kill me.'

'I've got a better idea,' she said meaningfully and started caressing my neck, causing me shivers of pleasure.

Despite that, I wasn't as surprised as she probably had expected me to be.

Having noticed that, she commented: 'You don't look surprised. That can mean two things. Either that you're naive like hell and haven't got my sexual innuendos yet or you're so successful when it comes to the opposite sex that a girl initiating that stuff with you doesn't shock you anymore.'

'The latter,' I chuckled. 'If only you knew what crazy sexual scenarios I have lived. It is really hard for a woman to surprise me anymore.'

Pitohui released me from her grip and turned me so that I was facing her. 'Then I bet this will surprise you,' she said.

She took my hand and placed it on her boob. And then... my eyes widened in shock! Now I knew why her uniform looked tighter than the others'.

'You're nude!' I whispered. 'You have painted your nude body with black and grey paint, so that, from far away, it looks like you're wearing a uniform, but, actually, you're nude.'

'Bingo!' she winked. 'Apart from my boots, I'm not wearing anything right now!'

'Oh, I envy you so much,' I complained playfully.

'Then allow me to rid you of all those garments you're burdened with,' she giggled and gently pushed me down, forcing my back to the ground.

Stripping me of that tight, hard to undo uniform wasn't an easy task, but Pitohui managed it easier than I had expected.

'I take it you have done this thing in the paintball arena plenty of times in the past,' I deduced.

'Exactly,' she replied while exploring my nude body with her painted hands and lips. 'With plenty of guys!'

I closed my eyes, tossed my head back and surrendered to sensations as Pitohui was kissing my chest, groping my legs, sucking my neck. I felt her cool, painted palms on my chest as she joined our lips together. We made out like that for a while, our lower limbs tangled.

Finally, I turned us over so that I was now on top. I wanted to explore that painted nudity!

I kissed and sucked her light grey, painted neck and her darker grey, painted breasts, eliciting moans from her. I descended and groped and kissed her painted, black legs, until I reached her boots, which I removed, thus exposing her calves and feet, the only non painted part of her body.

After hungrily kissing her non painted, white skin down there for a while, I remembered something crucial: 'I have no condoms!'

Disappointed, I was about to stand up and put my clothes back on when Pitohui pulled me back on the ground.

'Don't worry. Just wait a sec,' she giggled.

She crawled over to where her boots were tossed. She picked up one boot and turned it over, causing some condom wrappers to fall off!

My eyes widened. 'You have been walking around with condom wrappers under your bare soles?' I exclaimed.

'Sure, why not,' she shrugged casually.

At that moment, I noticed that a photo had fallen off along with the rubbers. Before she could take it, I playfully snatched it and looked at it. It depicted a cute, little girl, with long, loose hair.

'It is a photo of me when I was a child,' she explained. I think she blushed a little.

'And why are you carrying it around?' I wondered.

'I'm not sure I can really explain it,' she looked at the ground. 'When I was little, I was nowhere near as daring as I am now. I was socially awkward. But everything started changing when I hit puberty and my body started maturing rapidly for my age. The way the boys at school saw me changed and, when I realized it, it triggered a change in my behaviour.'

'So, with this photo...' I raised an eyebrow.

'I feel that I keep a part of what I used to be alive,' she completed my sentence, took the picture back and hid it back in her boot.

I caressed her leg to draw her attention back to me. 'I think you were hot back then too, in a different way from now,' I smiled. 'I'd gladly have fucked you had I met you when you were a child.' (Remind me, if Seven ever invents a time machine, to persuade her to let me use it for that purpose!)

'You're a pedo?' Pitohui raised an eyebrow playfully.

'Well, let's say I'm attracted to women in a wide range of ages,' I stroked my nape.

'Come here, you perv,' Pitohui giggled and pinned me on the ground anew. She opened a condom wrapper and skillfully rolled the prophylactic on my penis.

I gasped, eyes widened, as she drove my reproductive organ in her painted, grey vagina.

We had sex cowgirl style for a while, her gripping my chest and pulling my chest hair. Then reverse cowgirl style, me groping her painted back and ass, sometimes sitting up to kiss her painted nape, eliciting louder moans from her.

Finally, I turned us over, switching into a missionary position. Pitohui wrapped her painted, black legs around my waist and we resumed our sex like that, until we orgasmed.

Why hadn't I gone paintball all those years?