Note: The girl that appears in this chapter is from the 'Star and the Forces of Evil' series.

'Okay, who started this?' the teacher asked with a stern expression, scanning the classroom, all of us sitting at our desks, our heads lowered in shame.

It was the same conservative, uncool, old male teacher that scolded Leafa in Chapter 2! He had a bump on his forehead.

Pens, pencil cases and other student items were scattered around on the classroom floor. One of those had hit the professor on the head (hence the bump) when he entered the classroom, one minute earlier, because, at that time, there was pandemonium in here, everybody throwing stuff at everybody. Everyone gasped and froze in horror when they realized that something had hit the teacher on the head.

'I'm asking once more,' the teacher gradually increased the volume of his voice, losing his patience. 'Who caused this despicable situation? Or shall I punish the whole class, which is fair anyway, considering all of you ended up participating in that misdemeanor?'

To tell the truth, I was the only one that had not participated in that 'fight' ('girls are more mature than boys' my ass!) So it wouldn't be fair if I got punished too.

During those moments of silence, I recalled how all this had started, about two minutes earlier. Leafa, sitting a few desks away from Asuna, was teasing my official girlfriend as always; you know, sticking out her tongue, calling her As and other names etc At some point, an enraged Asuna threw a pencil at her, which Leafa evaded with a mischievous squeal before reciprocating. One thing led to another and, soon, a 'pencil fight' had broken out in the classroom.

In case someone is reading this fanfic for the first time and skipped the previous 88 chapters for whatever reason, I'm informing you that we're not 6 year olds. We're 16 year olds! Yeah, despite our age, we do such stuff!

Asuna was about to stand up and confess that she was the one who had thrown the first pencil when I beat her to it, jumped to my feet and, to her shock, cried, 'It was me!'

The teacher's eyes widened in surprise. 'You, Mister Kirito? I can't believe this. You have been one of the most well behaved, if not the most well behaved, of my students so far. I must say I'm utterly disappointed!'

'I... apologize,' I murmured, lowering my head.

'Perhaps you should reconsider which students you socialize with, Mister Kirito,' the professor commented. 'I don't want certain sources of bad influence to reform you in their image.' During those last words, the teacher eyed Leafa and other known rascals. The blondie giggled.

His eyes back to me. 'Anyway,' he sighed. 'Since this is your first breach of rules, your punishment will be light. After the courses are over today, you will be detained in the classroom until 7 pm.'

Darn. By now, it was November, which meant night fell early. That meant I would miss the whole sunny afternoon.

As I sat down, I momentarily exchanged glances with Asuna. My girlfriend flashed a smile and moved her lips without producing any voice. I could tell that she said 'thank you'.

It was almost 6 pm. I so wished I could fast forward the clock by one hour!

I was sitting in the classroom, alone, with the aforementioned teacher supervising me. He didn't seem to mind staying here late, since he was reading his favourite history/geography books and I suspected that was what he would have been doing anyway, even if he was at home at that time. That guy needed to get a life!

Principal Zeliska entered.

The teacher took his eyes off his read. 'Why, good afternoon, Principal Zeliska,' he greeted. 'The detention of the student over there (pointed at me) shall be over in one hour.'

'Thank you for supervising the misbehaving kid,' Zeliska smiled kindly. 'But you can go home now. I'll make sure he spends the rest of his detention time in here.'

The teacher was about to object, but Zeliska hushed him by placing her finger on his lips. (I have a feeling this momentarily aroused him, lol.)

With no more objections, the teacher left, leaving us alone.

Zeliska sat on the teacher desk, legs crossed, thus turning me on unbelievably. She was wearing a classy, black dress and high heels the same color, with no stockings. What a spectacle! She smiled at me.

'So, thanks for saving me from this ordeal, Zeliska,' I smiled back and stood up, about to exit the classroom.

However, the older woman glared at me, causing me to gulp and sit back down.

'Sorry, my little one,' she smiled, waving her arm, index finger raised, as a 'no' gesture. 'But rules are rules. I cannot let you leave before 7 pm.'

I took a chance and gave her a provocative look. 'Well, I think that all those tons of sex we have had were kinda against the rules too, but that didn't prevent you from doing it.'

Zeliska giggled. With a cute and sensual movement, she hoped off the desk, walked over to the door and locked it. Her eyes back to me. 'Are you in the mood now?' she asked meaningfully.

I gulped. Zeliska took that as a yes.

'Let's make this the best detention ever!' she declared.

Star's POV...

'Mom, I don't wanna go to Earth,' I protested.

'Star, it's final,' the (occasionally) uncool woman that gave birth to me insisted. 'You need training so that you learn how to channel all that energeticness and hyperactiveness of yours.'

I think my parents make a big deal out of minor stuff sometimes. I mean, just because I accidentally set the palace on fire... and half the city... okay, okay, three quarters of the city! But no citizens were injured... a lot.

Zeliska and I were on the teacher desk, nude and fucking. We had already had sex once by that time, in a classic, missionary position, and now we were carrying on with a second round, anal style. The nude principal was on all fours on the desk, me fucking her from behind.

'YES, YES, FUCK ME LIKE THE UNPROFESSIONAL TEACHER THAT I AM! LIKE THE SLUT THAT I AM!'

'You have been a very bad girl,' I chuckled, keeping up my thrusts. 'How dare you detain the student you have secretly been fucking all these months?'

'Yes, yes, I'm a bad girl,' Zeliska agreed amid her moans. 'Punish me.'

'With pleasure,' I smiled deviously, raised a hand and started slapping her buttcheeks until they were red.

Suddenly, I turned my head. 'A hole!' I cried, shocked.

'Yes, a hole, that's what I deserve,' Zeliska kept being into it, not having realized I had stopped thrusting. 'Fuck me so hard that you pierce a hole through my bowels...'

'No, I mean, a real hole,' I snapped, pointing my finger.

Zeliska turned her head and gasped in shock when she saw an immaterial portal opening in thin air, three people coming out of it. Judging from the way they were dressed, I could tell they were some royal family.

The king was a bue eyed, short but well built man, his legs however being disproportionately atrophic to his upper body; somebody should tell him he should add a leg day to his workout routine! His royal attire consisted of a blue suit, with golden shoulder pads, and grey trousers. A crown covered his bald scalp, though his blonde beard was thick and long.

The queen also was blue eyed. Her long, white hair (afro style, decorated by a tiara or something) indicated that she was an advanced age, though her skin was still almost perfect! If Asuna still looks that good in her middle age, I'll be a really happy man! She was wearing a long, light blue, maxi dress and long gloves a darker blue.

The third person was a teenage girl, whom I presumed to be their daughter. Predictably, since both her parents had blue eyes, so had she. Her hair was long and blonde and she had two heart shaped, pink spots on either of her cheeks. She was wearing an one piece, blue dress.

At the sight of Zeliska and I doing what we were doing on that desk, the king and the princess gaped, with cartoonish facial expressions of surprise. The queen, on the other hand, just closed her eyes in annoyance, pinched her nose and mumbled something like 'Oh, dear.'