Principal Zeliska fell off the teacher desk in shock, her gorgeous, nude body producing an audible thud. Myself, I managed to hang on to the piece of furniture and assume a sitting position on it, with my legs and hands covering my genitalia, even though I was sure that, by then, all three royal family members had got a pretty good sight of it!

Zeliska's head emerged, her arms resting on a chair she had just dragged towards her. She was so terrified that she had just been busted behaving in a totally unprofessional way (and, in a sense, commiting statutory rape, since, technically, I was underage!) that she didn't bother wondering how the hell those people had come out of a hole in thin air; instead, she was desperately trying to defend herself: 'Li-listen, I know you must have gotten a horrible first impression of this school, which I presume you intended to enroll your daughter into... umm... is there any point in assuring you that I'm pretty serious, scrupulous and professional most of the time and what you just saw was a momentary slip?'

'No, it was not. We have fucked like that countless of times,' I thought, without saying it out loud of course.

'Listen, dear,' the queen sighed. 'The morals on this planet or in this dimension in general are not my concern. All I want from your institution is to provide my only child with the education and training she needs in order to manage to control her powers.'

She was about to gesture towards the princess, when the lights started being repeatedly turned on and off. The princess, who was playing with the switch on the wall, turned around and remarked, 'Cool! And you'd told me there is no magic in this universe!'

'Yeah, this is exactly what I'm talking about,' the queen leant and whispered in Zeliska's ear.

Over the following minutes, as the headmaster and I were putting our clothes back on, the royal couple (mostly the queen) explained to us who they were and where they had come from. They were King River Butterfly and Queen Moon Butterfly, who ruled Mewni, a kingdom in another dimension. Their daughter, Princess Star Butterfly had some... umm... demeanor issues, so they judged she needed training on Earth.

Zeliska seemed suspicious in the beginning, until the royal couple produced an enormous amount of golden coins!

Before leaving, Moon instructed her daughter to change her outfit into something more appropriate for this dimension. 'Okey dokey, mom,' Star replied and, with a motion of her magic wand (which she had been holding all along but I had mistaken for a purple baby rattle until then), changed her clothes. She was now wearing a greenish, one piece dress with short sleeves and a short skirt, pink stockings with purple stripes (or were they purple stockings with pink stripes?) and dark purple boots. Also, her tiara had been replaced with a dark pink headband.

'Kirito, I shall prepare a room for our new student,' Zeliska declared when Star's parents were gone. 'But, for tonight, she has to stay in your dorm room.'

'My dorm room?' I snapped, pointing at myself. How was I supposed to handle that seemingly crazy chick?

'You shall do as I said,' Zeliska strictly said, making me gulp. 'And, while you are at it, show her around.'

I sighed.

I spent the rest of the afternoon doing as the headmaster had instructed me; showing Star around. Not an easy task, mind you! She would frequently stop to ask me what one thing or another was and I had to explain to her the use even for the simplest everyday objects, such as a sink! And she would get excited over all my explanations! Also, occasionally, I had to stop her from doing something stupid, such as running on a street until she was run over by some car!

That girl was a combination of Strea's special head with Leafa's boldness. Oh, boy, would this afternoon ever end?

Star and I entered my dorm room. At last! I would get some rest. If that blonde lunatic allowed me!

I was about to start undressing when a thought occurred to me. Should I undress in front of her? I'm not prude or anything, but I didn't know that girl's boundaries. What if, sexually, she was the innocent princess type and seeing me half naked shocked her? And then she reported it to her parents? And her parents came here and annihilated me with their magic? Oh, gosh.

It seems the girl sensed my hesitation. Before I could decide what to do next, I heard Star's voice: 'You know, if you're too lazy to undress, I understand you.' I turned around and saw her sitting on my bed (self invited!) with her palms on the mattress and her legs swinging carefreely. She winked! 'Sometimes, I, too, am too lazy to undress. In which cases, I do THIS.'

I saw Star extending her arm forward, holding the wand, then a flash of light and, the next thing I knew, my clothes were scattered around and I was left only with my boxers on!

Star giggled. Definitely not the innocent princess type!

I blushed. 'Umm, thank you for your help,' I caressed my nape. 'Anyway, you can use my bed for tonight. I'll sleep in the bathr...'

I paused when I saw her aiming her wand at... herself! 'I guess it's time for me to undress too,' she declared with a meaningful smile. 'Or do you prefer to undress me yourself?'

I gulped.

'I mean, I helped you take off your clothes,' she carried on. Her expression was now whiny and innocent. 'It's only fair that you return the favor by helping me take off mine too!'

Did she... did she really need my help? WAKE UP, KIRITO, of course she didn't! She wanted your cock!

Tentatively, I approached her. I crouched before her and removed her boots. I massaged her stocking wearing lower limbs for a while, eliciting giggles from her.

Finally, I started removing her stockings too. Slowly. As I was removing the striped cloth, I was groping and kissing the flesh that was slowly being revealed as a result. I felt like a little child that was slowly unwrapping his favourite candy with yearning and anticipation!

When her legs were finally bare, I removed her underpants, which had designs of funny faces on them (!) and tossed them away. Star grabbed me by the neck and, without a warning, shoved my head underneath her skirt!

'Come on, servant,' she playfully ordered. 'Princess Star Butterfly commands you to suck the honey out of her butterfly.'

The pun was not that good, but the taste of her vagina was something else! With my head under her skirt, I was hungrily sucking and kissing her pussy, with my palms on her knees (both for support and because I loved the sensation of her skin). Star was moaning and caressing my bare back. Oh, those lovely hands of hers...

When she got bored of that, she decided to move to the next level. With me not seeing what she was doing, because my head was still underneath her dress, she grabbed her wand and used it to fully undress herself. I raised my head and admired in awe her naked beauty. Even though she had almost no breasts (I guess every girl develops at a different rate), her nude body was awesome.

'Do you like what you can see?' she playfully asked, caressing my hair.

'Very much!' I jumped to my feet excitedly. 'Lie down on the bed.'

'The bed? I've got a better idea,' Star said with an enigmatic smile and stood up.

I looked curiously at her as she took her wand once more and used it to summon an entity. A huge, pink cloud entered through the window. 'Hello.'

Wait, did... did the cloud speak? It had a face! Blue eyes and a smile.

'This is my friend, Cloudy,' Star introduced the creature.

With a leap, she hoped on it. 'Come on, Kirito, join me,' she said, lying on her back, eyes closed, gripping the cloud with her fingers and toes, moaning, enjoying the comfortable matter that creature was seemingly made of!

I hesitated. 'We're going to have sex on... a living thing?' I asked with uncertainty.

'Oh, don't worry. I don't mind at all,' Cloudy smiled.

'Cloudy doesn't mind,' Star confirmed. 'He's really cool.' She changed her position into lying sideways and sensually motioned with her leg for me to join her.

'Come on, don't let the princess wait,' she pleaded in a sexy tone of voice.

I jumped as high as I hadn't known until then that I could (!), thus getting on the cloud. Oh, my, it was really comfortable. Star hadn't been exaggerating after all. I could sleep on there forever!

The princess wrapped her hands around my neck and joined our lips together. I closed my eyes and reciprocated, stroking her back. We were now making out, with our lower limbs tangled.

We spent a long time that way, exploring each other's nude bodies. I kissed her breastless chest and her belly. I played with her belly button, eliciting giggles from her. I moved her blonde hair aside and sucked her neck, causing her to go from 'girl mode' to 'woman mode' and start moaning. When my lips reached behind her ear, her moans turned into screams.

At some point, Star wrapped her legs around me; a clear indication that she was about to go all the way.

I stopped her. 'Umm, tell Cloudy to descend towards the drawer so that I can get a condom,' I chuckled awkwardly. (No matter how experienced you get, some things in sex will always remain awkward.)

'A condom?' the blondie raised an eyebrow.

Oh, right, I had to explain to her what a condom was too. Or had I?

The next moment, to my surprise, Star grabbed her wand. 'Don't worry, Kirito,' she winked. 'I have my own little buddy for contraception,' she explained. 'I just keep it hidden till I need it, lest my parents ever discover it and freak out.'

I presumed that, by 'little buddy', she meant some diaphragm or some medieval reusable condom, like those I had seen girls use in Halkeginia. Not at all! As it turned out, her little buddy was a living thing too!

'Say hello to Rubbery,' Star introduced us to each other as a living condom appeared between me and her! Its opening served as its mouth and it had two eyes on either side of it!

'Again, Star?' Rubbery sighed. 'Don't I ever take a day off?'

Star looked at me and whispered, 'He's a little grumpy, but don't misunderstand him. I owe him a lot. Thanks to him, I have been able to fuck to my heart's content all these years without unpleasant surprises. He's a good guy deep inside.'

The living condom, who heard Star's last comment, responded, 'Actually, deep inside, I'm full of sperm. Sperm from the palace guards. Sperm from peasants you hang out with when you secretly sneak out of the palace. Even sperm from a horse from that time you wanted to experiment. Seriously, girl, is it so hard for you to wash me from time to time?'

'Can't your magic tip contain like a few gallons of sperm?' Star reminded him. 'I think I'm good for several more years.'

'I'd like to see your face when I explode of excessive amount of cum because of your neglecting to wash me,' Rubbery sighed.

20-30 years later...

Star is fucking with someone like a wild animal, cowgirl style.

'I'M CUMMING,' the unidentified person screams.

Rubbery cannot contain any more semen. As a result, he bursts, all sperm released in him all those years spurting out and pinning Star on the ceiling for several seconds. (Watch Scary Movie 1 cumshot scene on youtube to see what I mean!)

'Don't worry, Rubbery. I promise I'll remember to wash you long before that happens,' Star winked. 'Now roll yourself on Kirito's penis.'

'Umm, Star, are you sure he's not gonna bite my dick off?' I wondered, kinda scared.

'Haha, very funny,' Rubbery rolled his eyes. Then he rolled himself up, then got on my penis and rolled himself back down, covering my shaft entirely.

The bold blondie pulled me towards her and we fell on the cloudy mattress, resuming making out. Eventually, she wrapped her legs around me anew.

'Cloudy,' she commanded her living cloud, between her moans, eyes closed, as I was driving my cock deep in her pussy. 'Off we go.'

'To where?' the cloud asked.

'Anywhere. Just fly,' Star screamed carefreely, enjoying my dick being thrusted in and out of her, tightening her legs around my waist and clawing my back.

And so, the cloud started flying around the globe, Star and me fucking on it like there was no tomorrow.

In a restaurant, unsuspecting people were having their dinner when Cloudy entered through a window.

'YEEEES,' Star screamed, her legs emerging from the cloud mass she and I were concealed in, and pointing up with her toes spread. 'FUCK ME LIKE THE FILTHY WHORE I AAAAM!'

Cloudy exited the restaurant through a window on the opposing wall.

Some little children were innocently playing in a playground, their mothers or nannies supervising them, when Cloudy passed through the playground.

'I'M CUMMING AGAAAIN,' Star screamed.

'ME TOO,' I responded. 'LET'S DO IT TOGETHER.'

By the time Cloudy returned us to my dorm room, it was almost dawn. I had cummed in Rubbery 4 times that night (the third time being in Star's ass!)

We fell asleep in each other's arms and slept like logs till the midday, missing the courses that day.

I had a feeling I was yet to see the weirdest things that girl was capable of!