Title: Keep Perfectly Clam
Warning: Very bad puns ahead
Kyo wandered into the kitchen where Tohru was humming a happy tuna.
"What's up?"
"Kyo-kun! I'm just making some riceballs."
"Not leek?" Kyo asked suspiciously.
No, that one time was just a fluke. Today I'm making them with different kinds of fish. Most are pretty good but one of them really smelt."
Kyo covered his eyes. "Oh, cod."
Tohru offered one to him. "I call this one the Motown riceball because it has lots of sole."
Kyo groaned. "What possessed you to do this?"
"Just for the halibut. Want to help me?"
"Not tonight, Tohru... I've got a haddock."