Title: Challenge
"Yuki... today is the day I defeat you."
Yuki looked heavenwards. "Please, God, let him be right so that he will finally leave me the hell alone."
"Shut up, rat. I challenge you to..."
Shigure bowed theatrically to the audience of Tohru and the younger Sohmas. "Welcome, ladies and gentlemen to the first annual Sohma Iron Chef challenge! Today, Yuki, Iron Chef 'Charcoal' will take on Kyo, Iron Chef 'Adequate'."
Kyo grinned. There was no way he could lose to Yuki in a cooking contest.
"Whose cuisine will reign supreme? Today's theme ingredient is... leeks!"
Well, maybe there was one way.