Title: Fighting Fate
Yuki and Kyo faced each other. The other Sohmas surrounded them watching intently. This was to be the final battle, the one that would determine Kyo's fate.
Kyo stepped forward...
...and slipped on a banana peel, causing him to land on his rear. He groaned and hung his head down.
"Kyo," Shigure spoke, "in single combat with the rat, you have lost. You know what this means."
Kyo stayed stubbornly silent.
"It means that Yuki gets the bedroom near the bath, and you have to take the one at the end of the hall."
"No fair! I call do-overs!"