Title: Stop Hogging!
"KYOOOOOOO-KUUUUUUUN!!!!"
"Oh, good, Kagura-san has come to visit," Tohru smiled.
Shigure scratched his head. "But now that you and Kyo are a couple, doesn't it bother you how Kagura chases him?"
"No, it's just her way."
"It doesn't bug you when she hugs and kisses him?"
"N-not really."
"Hey, look! She's groping his crotch!"
"…WHAT?"
In a blur of motion, Tohru ran to Kagura and took a mighty swing (while yelling "Right straight!"), sending the older girl flying.
Later, Yuki wandered into the house where Hatori was treating Kagura's injuries.
"What happened to her?"
Shigure snickered. "She's sick. Swine flew."
Author's note: This was written in 2005, well before the current Swine Flu scare. (I actually wrote a Ranma ½-based fanfic about the current H1N1 pandemic: It's called Hamthrax.)