"Krillin! You better not lose!" 18 yelled at her husband as he competed with Oolong and Yamcha for the fastest diaper changer.
Drunkenly Master Roshi cheered on his pupil from the side. "Whoo! You can do it Krillin"
Sitting as the guest of honor Chichi laughed sadistically while the men fumbled with the toy babies. She took great pleasure when Yamcha accidentally squeezed powder on his face. The plume of white causing him to stop and rub his eyes. The rest of the onlookers unsure if they should laugh or feel sorry for him.
"10 more seconds! 5 more seconds! Aaaand STOP!"
Running to the table, Bulma quickly counted the dressings. Her eyes going to Oolong when she saw one with a diaper on it's head.
"We have a winner!" Lifting Krillins arm.
Eagerly, 18 rushed forward as their daughter ran to hug her father. "You know I would've killed you if you didn't win."
"I know." Krilling laughed shakily.
"Sooo since you won, you get to choose from either the cash prize of 50,000 zeni or an all expense paid vacation on my yacht and 20,00 zeni."
"Aren't these prizes are little cheap from last time."
"18!"
Bulma shook her head at the outspoken women. "Well, the biggest prizes are going to our guest of honor this time so I had to scale it down a bit."
Not able to argue with that, 18 relented. "Fine, we'll take the vacation."
"Perfect. Alright everyone, we have one more game then we'll be presenting gifts to our mother to be."
Stepping aside, she let her staff clear of the table. "Our last game will be an eating contest!" Videl announced.
Hearing the word eat, Goku smiled wide and ran over to Vegeta. He'd been standing off to the side keeping watch over his mother in law since she currently had his daughter.
"Hey! They're gonna have an eating contest."
Crossing his arms, Vegeta turned his head away. "Tch. I have no plans on lowing myself to playing these stupid games."
"Oh come on, it'll be fun! Unless you think I would win."
"Excuse me?!"
"It's ok. I'll ask Gohan to do it with me. We both know you're not as good as me."
"The hell you say! WOMAN!"
Rolling her eyes, Bulma turned to see her fuming husband with a self satisfied Goku standing next to him. "What now Vegeta?!"
"I'm going against this jerk."
"Huh?" Quirking a brow at her husbands antics.
"You heard me. This fool cannot outdo me."
"We're gonna join the eating contest." Goku replied gleefully.
Slowly, a mischievous smile spread across her face as she watched the two rivals verbally poke at each other. It was obvious they had no idea what they'd be eating and she had no plans to clarify.
"Sure. Ok everybody, looks like we have out contestants. Come on boys, you're gonna sit right hear." Leading them to an area with 4 chairs set facing each other. Between them were two small tables.
After sitting them side by side, she called two staff members to wrap large a baby bib around their necks.
"What the hell is this?" Vegeta exclaimed looking down at the offending cloth. Goku's disapproving frown no better.
"Don't you dare take that off!" Bulma chastised the two men. "It's a bib. You wanted to be in the contest so you have to wear one. And, as for food, you'll be eating…."
Pausing she let the staff set down two large trays of small glass containers. Each one with a chubby baby on the front.
"Baby food. Specifically squashed pees, carrots, and apples."
"Eww!" Goku cringed with a deep frown. Off to the side, he could see Goten and Trunks laughing hysterically.
Narrowing his eyes, Vegeta grit his teeth at his wife's impish smirk."You listen here you witch, I refuse to sit here and eat food meant for a child. Who the hell do you think I am?"
"Oh, you won't be feeding yourself. I will." She said slyly.
Sitting across from him, she waived Chichi over to sit next to her. While the husbands pouted over the obvious miscommunication her staff brought out spoons and baskets for the empty containers.
"Hmpf, I don't care who's doing the feeding. I will not be eating that shit."
"This isn't real food." Goku wined, looking scornfully at the orange and green mush.
Enjoying his displeasure just a bit too much, Chichi giggled at his childish behavior. Shaking her head, she waddled over to the chair in front of him and pulled it closer. Sitting knee to knee, she grabbed his forlorn face and kissed his forehead.
"How about this? If you win, then maybe I won't be so stingy about that thing we were talking about earlier." Chichi whispered to him.
Not caring about her public display of affection, Goku's eyebrows popped up at her offer. She saw his eyes flit from the bottled green mash then back to her plump pink lips. When she moved her hand slightly and gave him a secret scratch behind his ear he shivered. "Okay."
"That's my Goku." Rewarding him with a kiss on the cheek.
Looking on from the side, Videl leaned over to her husband and whispered. "Did you see what I saw?"
"I'm pretending I didn't."
Snickering, she nudged her husband in the arm with an elbow. "She just promised him some nookie."
"Videl please." Gohan begged before taking a swig of his beer. His grandfather had been gracious enough to take their daughter so he could enjoy the livations. He normally only drank at home, but after hearing his father embarrassing declaration he knew the only way he was surviving this party was with liquor.
"Don't be such a prude. They're cute. I hope we look like them in twenty years." Hooking her arm around his.
Surprised, Gohan looked down and saw her leaning against his shoulder. Her eyes watching his parents with adoration. Smiling, he kissed her forehead and whispered back. "Don't worry, we'll make our kids sick too." Earning him a laugh.
"Alright! Let's get started!" Bulma yelled.
"Boys, you can keep time." Handing her stopwatch to Goten and Trunks.
"We're timing it for 3 minutes. Whoever eats the most wins." She advised while opening a jar of peas.
"I am not eating that!" Vegeta hissed as she scooped up the green goop with a plastic spoon.
With a sadistic grin, she held up the spoon like a weapon. Knowing he'd rather die than embarrass himself by spitting it out. "Ready Chichi!"
"Yep!" Her spoon of orange mush at the ready.
"Start!" The boys yelled in unison.
Before Vegeta could protest again Bulma shoved the spoon in his mouth. Whipping it out and reloading another spoonful while he gagged. To her left, Goku shuddered as he swallowed the first serving. Unfortunately, his spartan wife wasn't about to allow him time to complain.
"Come on Goku! If you can fight a god you can eat this, now open!" Forcing more into his mouth.
Surrounding them, their friends watched in amazement as two of the strongest men in the universe were force fed by their human wives. The near fiendish expressions they had pointing to their obvious enjoyment in embarrassing their husbands.
"They're enjoying this." Piccolo said giving the women a wary look.
"Oh yeah." Krillin seconded with a sympathetic laugh. They both cringed when Chichi held Goku's jaw and shook the small bottle of squashed peas in his mouth.
"Time!" The boys yelled as the 3 minute timer buzzed.
Thanking Kami, Goku's whole body shuddered as he swallowed the last bit of mush."Bleh! Oh man that was gross!"
Standing up, Vegeta snatched off the bib and threw it to the ground. "You evil wench." He yelled, wiping his mouth with back of his hand. Balling up his fist, he stared daggers at his cackling wife. Her laughter so intense that tears rolled down her cheeks.
Taking the helm, Videl stepped forward to do the tally. "Alight, lets see who won. Sooo this one looks like…..ten and….for this one….we have nine. The winner is Goku!" Clapping for her father in law.
Walking up to congratulate the couple, Krillin gave his friend a sympathetic look. "Somehow, I don't think I should be happy for you." Patting him on the shoulder.
Leaning back in her chair, Chichi rubbed her active stomach as she chimed in. "He's fine. It's just a little baby food."
"I'm never doing that again." Goku replied with a shake of his head.
"Haha. So, what did they win?" Krillin asked. The rest of the gang gathering around.
Collecting herself, Bulma dabbed at her tears and stood up. "Oh my. Hehe, well we have a big surprise for them so we might as well present it now. "
"Bulma you really don't have to give us anything." Chichi expressed.
"Hush now. You just sit there any enjoy it. Videl, do you have the envelope?"
"Yep, I have everything." Pulling a long business envelope from her purse.
"Cool." Standing in front of the seated couple. "Since this isn't a traditional baby shower, Videl and I decided to do something special for you two. For the first gift, we have decided to send you on a Baby moon!"
"What's a baby moon?" Goku asked confused, looking at his wife for the answer. Shrugging her shoulders, she gave the two women the same questioning look.
"It's a vacation!" Bulma explained with a roll of her eyes. "It's just like a honeymoon, only this time you're taking it before you have the baby. It's so you two can take time as a couple."
"Ohhhh! Cool, where are we going?" Goku asked. He knew what a vacation was and that usually meant good food.
"You'll be going to my private island. This envelope has the key and all the passcodes. Plus, I have staff there so you won't need to lift a finger. Just relax and take it easy."
"That's sweet of you. I guess we can go next we…"
"You two are going tomorrow." Videl interrupted.
"Huh…why so sudden?" Chichi frowned.
"Well, that's because of our gift." Gohan added as he stepped forward..
"While you're gone, Videl and I are going to remodel your house."
Putting her hand over her heart, Chichi tried to stop the tears threatening to release themselves."Oh honey."
"You need more space and I know you're not going to do it yourselves so we decided to do it for you."
Hearing Chichi sniffle, Goku looked over to find his wife wiping at her eyes. "Oh boy." Reaching over to rub her back.
"It's ok dad."
"She's happy?"
"Yep."
Chuckling at the weeping woman, Bulma walked over and gave Videl a high five. "Looks like operation Baby Shower was a success."
"She's stubborn, but I knew she'd have fun once she got here." Bulma said with confidence.
"Now all we have to do is keep them on that island for two weeks."
"Don't worry. I've got operation Baby Moon covered."