Title: Year of the Cat
Kyo scowled as he stalked the corridor. "I don't believe you."
Yuki, on his left, shrugged. "Believe it or not, it's true."
"No... freaking... way. You're lying."
Hatsuharu, on the right, smirked. "He really isn't."
"You're telling me that the New Year's Dance is a striptease? Do I look that gullible?"
Smiling innocently, Yuki and Hatsuharu opened the double doors to the banqueting hall.
"Shake your moneymaker, Kyo-kun!" squealed Kagura.
"Yes, by all means, take it off, Kyonkichi-kun!"
"I... I wanna see Kyo-oniichan naked," blushed Kisa hotly.
"Remind me why I wanted to get accepted by this family," Kyo groused.
Author's note: In time I have come to learn the ultimate mathematical equation of comedy. Nudity = Comedy gold.