I was walking in one of the academy corridors, wearing my school uniform, with my backpack strapped on me, when I saw Star sitting on the floor, her back resting against the wall, moaning. That was one of the few times I saw her with the school uniform on.

She was holding a large chunk she had cut off a cardboard box, on which she had written with a black marker and huge letters, 'I FEEL AWFUL TODAY. ASK WHY. ESPECIALLY IF YOUR NAME IS KIRITO.'

Uh oh. That girl usually gets me into even greater trouble than Leafa! Keep walking, Kirito. Don't look at her.

As I was passing by, Star cleared her throat in an angry manner to draw my attention and let out 3-5 prolonged moans indicating sorrow.

Don't fall in her trap, Kirito. Go away, save yourself...

I was about to turn in a corner when Star cleared her throat even louder than before and moaned 7 times in a row!

I sighed. I turned around and walked over to her. 'Okay, what's wrong?' I asked in defeat.

'What makes you believe that something is wrong?' she innocently batted her eyes.

I chuckled, sat next to her and placed my hand on her knee in an affectionate manner. 'Tell me, baby girl,' I whispered.

'I miss home,' she sighed.

I ruffled her hair playfully to make her mood. It didn't work. 'Want me to lend you the dimensional scissors so that you can pay your parents a visit?' I asked.

'That's the problem,' she sighed again. 'I'm not supposed to leave Earth until my training is over. My parents don't even know I had dimensional scissors.'

Suddenly, a mischievous smile formed on her pretty face. Uh oh. This is usually where the trouble begins!

'On the other hand,' she caressed her chin. 'We can go in secret. You can come with me to help me not get noticed by mom and dad.'

'Umm, I don't think it's a good ide...'

'THANKS FOR ACCEPTING, KIRITO KUN,' she squealed and stuck her lips to mine, initiating a loooong making out session. Oh, that intoxicating scent of hers!

When she broke the kiss, I didn't even remember what we had been talking about.

'See you in my room in the afternoon,' she chirped and stood up.

'Okey dokey,' I replied with a dazed smile as she was skipping away.

Wait, what the fuck just happened?

A portal opened in Mewni and Star and I came out. Star was wearing her casual clothes (green dress, striped stockings, purple boots). I was wearing a red sweater and green trousers.

'This is my home dimension,' she declared. 'Cool, huh?'

I looked around. The city streets were dirty, full of poverty, diseases and misery. I guess that was what I should have expected from a medieval like monarchy.

Star convinced me to come with her to the palace, so that she could show me around! How much bolder could that chick get?

At some point, in a corridor, we saw some guards and ran to evade their attention. During that chase, we lost sight of each other.

And so, now, here I was, alone in a palace resided by a king and a queen with magic powers that they could use to annihilate me if they found me there. Why do I always find myself in such situations?

I entered a room at random. Inside, there was a large, luxurious bed. That must be the royal couple chamber.

Despite the danger I was in, I couldn't help lying down on the bed for a second to see how comfy it was. Super comfy! Monarchs are so lucky creatures.

I caught myself imagining the royal couple having sex on that bed. I wondered whether that middle aged couple still had sex. Why had I wondered that? I mean, imagining King River, that bald, ugly man having sex was disgusting. On the other hand, Queen Moon was the ultimate milf! (I described her in Chapter 90.) Oh, picturing her going at it turned me on so much!

I stood up. I saw a drawer. I couldn't help opening it to search for evidence of them having sex. No, there were no condoms in there. On the other hand, that didn't necessarily mean they didn't have sex. I mean, Moon looked long past menopause, so maybe they just didn't need contraception.

Suddenly, I heard a female voice behind me: 'I think I know what you're looking for, you little pervert. And, to satisfy your curiosity, no, I no longer have a sexual relationship with my husband.'

I let out a cry of shock and turned around. 'Miss Moon... I mean, your majesty!' Despite her years, she still sounded young. And looked better than many young women, mind you!

'I don't care what you call me. You owe me some explanations as to how you got in another dimension, young man,' Moon crossed her arms and tapped her high heel on the floor.

I tried to defend Star. 'Your majesty,' I cried anxiously. 'Your daughter has nothing to do with this. I swear! Don't punish her. I came here on my own with a pair of dimensional scissors.'

'And where did you find dimensional scissors?' the queen eyed me. 'There are only two possible scenarios. Either Star gave them to you, which means she's in trouble for having them in the first place or you got them somewhere else, which means you had a way of leaving your dimension, which would be possible only if Star had dimensional scissors! Either way, the little princess is in biiig trouble.'

I sighed and lowered my eyes, not knowing what to say. Sorry, Star. I tried.

I felt the queen's hands on my shoulders. I shyly raised my eyes to her. 'Nevertheless, I appreciate the fact that you tried to have my daughter's back. You are a kind natured lad. And a handsome one!'

I gulped. Should I dare to take a chance here?

'Umm, before, you said something about not having sex with your husband anymore,' I said tentatively.

'Don't remind me,' she sighed. 'That slob bastard has aged into a good for nothing pig. All he cares about is eating, snoring and going to the woods to hunt or play primitive man. In fact, that's where he is right now.'

This time, it was my turn to place my hands on her shoulders. I looked her seriously straight in her blue eyes. 'This man is an idiot. I can't understand how one can be lucky enough to be married to such a gorgeous woman and leave her unsatisfied.'

'Well, you're exaggerating,' the queen chuckled modestly. 'Maybe I was beautiful in my youth, but not anymore. And, truth be told, even you might have grown bored of me after so many years of marriage.'

'Never!' I cried determinedly. 'I won't lie to you, Moon. I don't believe in monogamy and, if we were married, I would cheat on you big time. But I would never ever neglect you. I would do anything for you to be happy. Anything!'

'Oh, Kirito,' Moon wiped a tear with her gloved hand.

To my mild surprise (although, by then, I could tell where this situation was going), she kissed me. I wrapped my arms around her elegant shoulders and we began a making out session.

Moon broke the kiss. 'Undress, young man,' she instructed me with a whisper.

I undressed while watching her do the same. She took off her tiara and undid whatever was keeping her hair in an afro style. Her white, loose hair fell around her shoulders. Gosh, she was even more beautiful like that.

She took off her dress and revealed her gorgeous, nude body. I jawdropped.

She sat on the bed and patted on the spot next to her. I joined her. We both were now nude.

I took hold of her exposed leg. Her skin was so silky and lovely.

With my other hand, I groped her breasts. Okay, I admit they were not as tight as those of a teenage girl, but still they were awesome.

'Today, I'm going to give you all love and attention you deserve, your majesty,' I whispered in her ear, moving a lock of her hair aside, eliciting a shy giggle from her. She giggled like a teenage virgin in love!

I started kissing her neck, eliciting sighs of pleasure from her. I gently pushed her on the bed and got on top of her.

I explored her body.

'Are you really going to make love to an old woman like me?' she asked as I was sucking her belly, the same belly that had produced one of my lovers about 15 years earlier!

'You're like good, old wine,' I replied, playing with her boobs.

'Oh, Kirito,' she wrapped her legs around me.

Suddenly, I widened my eyes. 'Umm, should I put on a condom?' I asked, scratching my nape, Moon's legs still wrapped around me.

Her majesty ruffled my hair like a loving mother. 'Don't worry, I'm too old to give Star a sibling,' she giggled. 'But I like it that it occurred to you. That shows you care about your sexual partners' well being.'

'That's how you should treat a lady,' I winked and proceeded.

Moon tightened her legs around me as I slowly pushed my penis in her vagina.

'Gosh, it's been so long,' she gasped in delight.

Later, Moon and I were lying on the bed, nude, in each other's arms, relaxing after our earlier 'workout'.

'How do you think your daughter would react if she knew about that?' I chuckled, casually caressing the queen's white hair.

'WHY DON'T YOU ASK ME IN PERSON?' Star roared as she jumped out of the cupboard!