Asuna, Leafa and I were eating our lunch at a table outdoors. Leafa was playing with her food, doing disgusting things on purpose in order to irritate her frenemy. At some point, my red headed girlfriend told her that she's acting like a clown, as opposed to herself, who always knows how to maintain her dignity.

Coincidentally, at that moment, Asuna noticed a kind of sauce that she didn't know what was. Curious, she dipped a bite of her food into it and tasted a large amount of... super hot chilly. I tried to warn her in time, but Leafa stopped me with a kick in my shin under the table and a meaningful smile.

'So, as I was saying,' Asuna resumed talking, with a serious expression, chewing the bite. 'You, stupid blondie, don't know how to act seriously...'

At that point, Asuna gasped, with her eyes widened. Uh oh!

Leafa, who knew full well what was going on in Asuna's mouth, giggled meaningfully, leant towards the table, with her elbow on it, supporting her head with her palm, and said, 'What's going on, Asie?'

Asuna gulped, her face red and her eyes widened. 'Nothing,' she said in a low voice, not wanting to give her frenemy that satisfaction.

Leafa raised an eyebrow. 'Don't tell me you're about to act like a clown, as a stupid blondie like me does, instead of the well mannered girl you are.'

Asuna closed her eyes and shook her head, her innards being on fire. 'Of course not. I shall never...'

At that point, my girlfriend reached her breaking point. With a shriek that caused all students at the nearby tables to turn their heads, she stood up, grabbed the jug of water, tossed her head back, opened her mouth wide and practically emptied all the water in it! Next, she ran over to the fountain decorating the academy premises and submerged her head, or should I say her whole upper body, in the water, ending up upside down, with her legs protruding from the fountain!

When she returned to the table, still red, except it was with embarrassment this time, Leafa was laughing her head off. With her hair and school uniform drenched, Asuna glared at me. 'Not-a-word!' she snapped in scanning speech before I could make any comment.

'Y-yes, ma'am,' I gulped.

That moment, Seven appeared. 'Hello, fellows,' she sat at the table, without seeming to pay attention to Asuna's state. 'You won't believe what I have managed to invent.'

That afternoon, Asuna and I were in Seven's room, with her unable to wait to try her invention on us. At first, Leafa wanted to, but Seven insisted that it was me and Asuna. At first, Asuna didn't want to, but Seven convinced her. Somehow. Again.

Asuna and I were both sitting on our host's bed. The younger girl was pacing the room, introducing to us her invention in a theatrical manner. 'So, remember that time when Dragon Ball inspired me to invent the Potara Earrings?' she asked rhetorically at some point. (Chapter 88)

'Don't remind me,' Asuna closed her eyes and pinched her nose, annoyed at the memory.

'Well, once more, that wonderful anime has inspired me to invent something wonderful.'

With those words, Seven produced a gun that looked like the one Quinella had used to steal Asuna's youth (Chapter 16). When my girlfriend saw it, she shrieked in fear, believing that it was the same.

'Don't be afraid, Asuna,' Seven comforted her. 'This is not Quinella's gun. This is a gun that has the same effect as Ginyu's body swap ability!'

In case you don't know, this is an ability that causes two people to exchange bodies! I gasped, realizing what that little, dangerous genius was up to. I soon realized that Asuna was as unwilling to do it as me.

'Come on, fellows,' Seven pressed us with a meaningful smile, aiming the gun at us and playfully wiggling it. 'Don't you want to know what sex is like from the opposite gender's point of view?'

Come to think of it, it would be interesting to become a woman for a while, to see what having sex as a woman is like. But, wait a minute...

'If I get a female body and have sex with a male one, won't that make me gay when I return to my original body?' I raised my hand and interjected.

'So what?' Seven shrugged. 'No one has to ever find out.'

'It doesn't matter,' I kept arguing. 'I'll still know it and be ashamed.'

'Well, if you have sex with your original body, it will be narcissism rather than homosexuality,' Seven said, pensive.

I smiled. Come to think of it, she's right! I'm cool with being considered a narcissist, as long as I'm not considered gay!

'Okay, bring it on,' I prompted her.

With a chuckle, Seven aimed again, this time to shoot.

'Hey, wait a minute,' Asuna extended her arms forward, but, before she could express whatever objection she had, Seven fired. Everything went dark.

The next thing I knew, I was sitting on Seven's bed, except I now felt different from before. I looked down. I had breasts!

'Oh, my,' I exclaimed, only to realize that my voice was female.

I turned my head and faced another version of me. It was Asuna in my body! Her eyes were widened.

'I can't believe this,' she said in my voice.

For a while, we stayed like that, gaping at each other. Eventually, we tentatively, raised our arms and began groping each other. I felt Asuna's palm on my exposed knee. I drove my hand underneath her uniform and felt her hairy chest.

We heard giggles. We turned and glared at Seven, who was sitting on a chair backwards. 'Oh, don't mind me,' she said. 'Pretend I'm not here.'

Easy for her to say. Anyway! Asuna and I turned back to each other.

We leant... and leant... until our lips joined. We made out for a while, until Asuna's lips descended to my neck. Wow. Being kissed there as a girl is way better than as a boy!

We began undressing each other. Soon, we were nude, me lying on my back and Asuna riding me in a missionary position. She massaged my breasts, offering me a newfound pleasure I had not been aware that existed.

She drove her dick in my pussy. I felt a warm presence filling my cold, inner world! Okay, I know the wording sounds weird, but I can't find any better way to describe this. You must become a woman to find out! (WHAT AM I SAYING?)

Instinctively, I wrapped my hairless legs around her hairy torso. We were fucking passionately. Sometimes, I even raised my hands to grope her hairy butt or thighs.

We climaxed simultaneously, the fact that we had exchanged bodies not messing with our usual synchronization. When her hot sperm filled my vagina, I felt that I was having a real orgasm for the first time in my life. The male orgasm seemed so lame in comparison!

Later, when Asuna and I were dressing, with Seven having given us our respective bodies back, my girlfriend gave her little friend a meaningful look. Uh oh!

'You know, Seven,' the redhead caressed her chin. 'This gun can be really useful in the future. For example, when I'm about to deliver my and Kirito's child!'

I gulped. I knew what she meant by that. And, you know what? When, years later, Yui was born, I really took Asuna's body and delivered her in my wife's place! But that's a story for another chapter!