As I promised at the end of the last chapter, this chapter is a spin off from the future, which tells the story of how Yui was delivered.

'AAARRGH!'

Asuna's screams of pain were almost causing the building to vibrate!

My beloved wife was in a luxurious room, in one of the hospitals her parents owned. Dressed in one of those white robes women wear when they deliver, with her legs open, slamming her fists down on the mattress or the nightstand nearby, she was pushing... and pushing... hollering in agony.

Myself, I was just sitting on a chair and watching awkwardly, unable to help her. My face had claw marks, which Asuna had made earlier, when I made the mistake of sitting close to her!

'I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE,' Asuna tossed her head back, closed her eyes and screamed.

'Yes, you can,' the female nurse by her side replied reassuringly, in a calm tone of voice, holding her hand.

'I TOLD YOU, I CAN'T,' Asuna slammed her soles down on the mattress. 'STOP SPEAKING BULLSHIT, YOU STUPID, FILTHY WHORE.'

Without being offended, the middle aged nurse chuckled and smiled at the younger woman. 'Believe me, girl, I know how you feel. I have been there too,' she said. 'But when you take your baby in your arms, it will be the most beautiful sensation in the world.'

'NO, IT WON'T,' Asie insisted.

Next, she turned to me and gave me a glare. 'SEE WHAT YOU'VE DONE, ASSHOLE?' she yelled at me.

I blushed, lowered my eyes in shame and awkwardly stroked my nape.

'YOU MEN SHOULD ALL HAVE YOUR DICKS CUT OFF,' Asuna carried on. 'YOU'LL NEVER TOUCH ME AGAIN. GOT IT, ASSHOLE?'

My eyes averted to the nurse, me unconsciously craving some comfort.

'Don't look at me like that,' the older woman sternly said. 'The woman is right. You men just have fun for a few minutes, until you have planted your seed, then it's us women who have to go through all that. You should feel awful.'

Indeed I did! I felt some remorse for being a man and thus spared stuff such as period pains and... what I was witnessing at that moment. But not to the extent of wanting to take Asuna's place, as she had joked years earlier (I mean, I really hope she was only joking!), when we were still high school students, after Seven had tried on us that body swapping machine (Chapter 107).

Speaking of Seven, where was she right now? Somewhere really far, presumably. I mean, that girl rarely stayed in the same place for more than a few days. She was an acknowledged genius who traveled a lot around the world. Thank God she was not here with that demonic gun of hers to carry out Asuna's threat and make me deliver our little Yui in the former's place!

Eventually, Asuna calmed down. She let her beautiful legs fall and moaned with a smile of relief. 'Is it over?' she asked, with her eyes closed, seeming to be addressing no one in particular.

'Not by a long shot,' the nurse chuckled and stood up. 'The pains will keep coming and going until the baby has been delivered.'

'And how long will this last?' Asuna asked, her eyes still closed.

'About 24-48 hours,' the nurse casually answered.

'WHAT?' Asuna shrieked, opening her eyes wide.

'I'll be back later. See ya,' the nurse exited the room.

My lovely, red headed wife picked up a pillow and buried her face in it in despair. I heard her muffled groan. How sweet she was, even when she was suffering!

And so, I was left alone with my (currently not so) loving wife!

She moved the pillow away from her face and gave me a tired look. 'Kirito chan, don't take this the wrong way, but I really hate your guts right now,' she sighed.

'I know, honey, I know,' I smiled kindly.

That moment, my dirty mind produced an idea! I smiled meaningfully.

My wife gave me a curious glance as I moved my chair closer to the bed.

'You know, Asuna,' I caressed her lovely arm. 'So far in our lives, we have had sex in several unusual places, in several outrageously unrealistic scenarios.'

'Which is why I'm here in the first place,' the young woman mumbled. 'I mean, if I had remained a virgin for life instead of being the whore that I am, I wouldn't have to go through this right now.' Next, she turned to me and, in a more clear and loud voice, carried on, 'Anyway. What's your point?'

'So,' I drawled seductively, keeping caressing her arm. 'How about we make... umm... one more of those memories?'

My wife's beautiful, brown eyes widened. 'Right now?' she gasped.

I nodded with a dirty smile.

Asuna closed her eyes, pinched her nose and, with a sigh that indicated she was about to explode with rage, rhetorically asked, 'So, if I got it right, your wife is currently suffering from labor pains and detests you because it's because of you having screwed her that she's suffering right now, yet you have the audacity to ask her for more poon right here right now?'

'Pretty much!' I answered casually.

Asuna opened her eyes and gave me a deadly glare. Next, in a low, hoarse voice, full of venom, she spoke these words: 'Lock the door, come here and fuck me like there's no tomorrow!'

With a triumphant smile, I ran over to the door, locked it and took off my black trousers and underpants. Next, with only my black t shirt on, I ran over to the bed and got on it, eliciting a giggle from my wife, who had momentarily forgotten about her pain and become the docile girl she is at times.

I raised Asuna's robe, further revealing her already partly exposed legs. I started groping them, enjoying the sensation of her wonderful skin, eliciting giggles and moans from her.

Eventually, Asuna wrapped her legs around my waist, her hands around my neck and pulled me towards her. 'Fuck me already,' she whispered.

We made out, moaning in each other's mouths. Occasionally, Asuna would drive her soft, cool hands underneath my t shirt and stroke my chest. Other times, I would drive my own hands underneath her robe in order to grope her swollen breasts.

I started kissing her neck as I was slowly inserting my manhood into her womanhood.

'Oh, God,' Asuna gasped. 'I had forgotten how good that feels!'

We began fucking. I bet Asuna's moans were heard outside of the room as well and made the passers by believe that they were moans of further labor pains!

'You know, Asuna,' I said, as we were screwing each other, 'our child must be pretty close to your womanhood hole by now. Do you know what that means? That, when I ejaculate...'

'You're a horrible person,' Asuna facepalmed, still moaning in pleasure nonetheless!

We were about to orgasm.

'HERE, LITTLE YUI. GET SHOWERED WITH DADDY'S SPERM,' I cried as I cummed. 'SAY HELLO TO YOUR 250 MILLION LITTLE SIBLINGS!'

'YOU'RE THE GREATEST ASSHOLE EVER. I HATE YOU SO BAD!' Asuna screamed in her orgasm, as the 250 million aforementioned thingies were entering her pussy to meet Little Yui.