Author note: The girl that appears in this chapter is from the Dog Days anime series.

It was a lovely winter Saturday morning during my Christmas vacation school break. Mom was at work, so Suguha and I had the house all to ourselves. Right now, we were lying on my bed and playfully tickling each other, giggling and feeling our arousal slowly increasing. An innocent moment that would definitely have turned sexual and led to mind blowing orgasms had I not got a Skype call at that moment.

I moved my laptop from my nightstand to my bed, so that Suguha could see too who it was.

It was Toph.

'Zup, twinkletoes?' she greeted me casually.

'Hi, Toph,' I raised a hand, lying on my belly. Then I gestured to Sugu, who was lying next to me. 'This is my sister, Suguha.'

The girl on the screen raised an eyebrow. 'Sister like sister? Or sister with benefits?'

I blushed. Suguha burst into laughter, slamming her foot bridges down on the bed. 'I already like this girl,' she commented.

'How did you know?' I asked Toph.

'Well, I know you well enough by now, so I was instantly able to tell that you wouldn't stay in the same house with such a hottie without screwing her, blood related or not,' Toph explained.

'Thanks, Toph. Likewise,' Suguha winked.

'Anyway,' I sighed. 'What did you call me for, Toph?'

'Well,' she began explaining. 'This morning, I was talking with my parents on Skype and they asked me how good a babysitter you are and I was like, he's great and all, and then my parents were like, then perhaps he could babysit our friends' daughter this weekend.'

'The daughter of your parents' friends?' I raised an eyebrow.

'Yeah. Ricotta,' Toph casually carried on. 'Her parents must go somewhere for the weekend, so they were wondering whether you could...'

'WHOAH! Ricotta?' I snapped, surprised.

I had never seen her, but Toph had talked to me about that girl in the past. She was a little younger than Toph, around 10-11. That girl had a unique... umm, problem. A problem that no babysitter of hers had managed to solve until then, which is why her parents kept firing them one after another. She was prone to accidents. Accidents that would totally destroy her clothes in public, leaving her virtually naked! She had such accidents all the time. It was surrealistic, yet it was happening!

'I don't know, Toph,' I sighed. 'If she has one of those accidents on my watch, her parents might blame me. And I really don't want to get tangled into that.'

'Come on, twinkletoes,' Toph took a puppy eyes expression. Seeing that this didn't work, she took a different expression, a meaningful one, and added this: 'She's pretty hot.'

'Darn you,' I snapped. 'You know I can't resist a hot loli!'

'Yeah, we know you're a freaking pedo,' Suguha laughed. Next, with a wink, she added: 'When you come back, tell me about everything you did with her. Okay, bro?'

'It's not certain I'll do something sexual with her, Sugu,' I sighed. 'I mean, she's not even 12. Kids that age normally don't want to do such things. And although I have met some exceptions (Chapters 73, 95), it doesn't mean that every little loli I meet shall throw herself on m...'

'Come on, bro, it's you we're talking about,' Sugu interrupted me with a playful nudge.

I facepalmed. But I guess she was right. The universe always finds a way to give me any girl makes my dick go up.

Thanks to my magic scissors, the ones I got during my stay in Hekapoo's dimension (Chapter 101), I didn't need to book a flight. I was in the town where Ricotta's family reside in no time.

I soon realized that this place was hotter than my homeplace. Even though it was winter, the temperature was as high as in spring.

Thanks to the directions Toph had given me, I began walking to the mansion.

At some point, I saw some middle aged, fat, bald nerds hidden behind a bush. When I asked them what they were doing, one of them answered: 'This is the hour of the day when that Ricotta chick usually plays in the park and somehow loses all her clothes. So we're waiting to peep at her. That girl is pedos' heaven!'

Wow. It seemed that Toph wasn't exaggerating after all.

Remind me not to take Ricotta to this park!

Ricotta was quite a loli indeed. She had long, red hair and brown eyes. Also, she was wearing a headband with dog ears, which she liked very much and almost never parted with, for some reason.

Her parents wished me good luck and left. And so, I was left alone with her.

I placed my palms on my knees and crouched in front of her. 'So, what do you want us to do first?' I asked her sweetly, kinda babytalking.

The girl innocently placed a finger on her mouth and, after pondering it a little, she said, 'Let's go to watch that magic show nearby.'

Ricotta and I were sitting in the front row of seats. The girl I was supervising was wearing a white cloak that covered her almost entirely, leaving only her lovely, little head exposed.

On the stage, the conjurer, with a blindfold covering his eyes, was throwing knives at a target, with impressive precision. His female assistant was tied up on the target, the knives ending up inches away from her body or face.

'And now, the grand finale,' the magician declared. 'I'll throw four knives at once!'

And indeed, he took hold of 4 knives, two with each hand, and threw them all together.

And then, even though that conjurer had never missed in his life... all four knives missed the target. And I mean by a whole lot! The ended up passing by Ricotta, two knives by each side of her, and tearing her cloak as well as her uniform underneath without hurting her at all!

The audience, who believed that that was what the magician had meant to do and Ricotta was an assistant, stood up and gave a round of applause, as the poor little girl, with only her pink underpants on, was trying to cover her body with her arms.

The magician blushed at first, but then he pretended that he was not surprised and that that had been his original intention. You know, to save face! He raised his arms triumphantly as a response to the applause.

'Let's get out of here,' I whispered and gently took the girl's hand, taking her outside. She now had to walk back home with only her underpants on, but it couldn't be helped.

Later that day, Ricotta and I were walking on the streets. The little one was enjoying an ice cream cone. She was wearing a black cloak. She seemed happy. Both because the ice cream tasted good and because she hadn't had a clothes accident since we had gone out again, 45 minutes earlier!

Spoke too soon! A gas station nearby exploded. One of the flames ended up on the street and surrounded Ricotta, who dropped her ice cream and screamed in terror.

'NO,' I cried, my eyes bulging. Would the unlucky kiddo be burnt alive?

Thankfully, the next moment, a gust of wind came from seemingly nowhere and lasted exactly as long as needed to blow out the fire. In the meantime, the flames had totally destroyed the girl's clothes, leaving her only with her underpants on once more. Also, her skin wasn't damaged at all this time either. And her headband was still on. How the hell is this even scientifically possible? I bet that, if Seven was here, she would throw all her diplomas to a garbage bin and quit sciences.

Ricotta and I returned to her house, she changed clothes once more and we went out again. I suggested that we stayed at home this time, to avoid further accidents, but Ricotta pointed that this thing happens to her all the time, regardless of where she is, so we might as well go out again.

This time, we went to the countryside, so that, even if Ricotta ended up nude, at least no one would see her. (Except me!)

We had enjoyed just a few minutes of walk in the prairie, when a tornado appeared. It was a small tornado. So small that it surrounded just Ricotta and went away only when she was left with only her underpants and headband on.

Okay, universe, can you stop being so perverted for a while?

After her initial reaction (screaming in shock, covering her body with arms etc), Ricotta sat on the grass and hugged her knees. 'Oh, why do I fight it?' she sighed. 'It seems that clothes just don't agree with me.'

I sat next to her. I placed a palm on her knee (just to draw her attention, I swear!) and smiled at her. 'Don't let this determine your life. You can do anything you want, in your own, unique way.'

'Thanks, Kirito,' she smiled back.

It was then that I had an idea. Before the girl's surprised eyes, I stood up and took my clothes off, leaving only my underpants on. 'As a gesture of support, I'll walk back home with you naked too,' I winked. 'So that you won't be embarrassed.'

'Aww, that's so sweet of you,' she drawled with her hands clasped together. 'Thank you.'

Ricotta and I were walking back home, with only our respective underpants on. Soon, though, we started feeling cold, due to the countryside breeze.

Sure, as I said, the weather was warm, by winter's standards, but it was still far from warm enough for one to be able to walk around naked without catching pneumonia or something. I had to find a way to save myself and the girl I was babysitting from hypothermia.

Luckily, I spotted a cave.

'In there,' I pointed.

Ricotta and I ran inside, trembling with cold.

Gathering sticks I found nearby, I managed to light a fire. And so, we crouched next to the fire, cuddling and trying to keep our bodies warm.

Needless to say I had got a HUGE reaction in my pants. Soon, I realized that Ricotta had started... reacting too. Her cheeks were red. She was breathing heavily. She had a sultry expression.

'Kirito,' she whispered, caressing my neck. 'I want to lose my virginity. To you!'

I gasped. But no need to tell me twice!

I took hold of her neck and stuck my lips to hers. Her taste, her perfume were so intoxicating. She moaned in my mouth, revelling in her first kiss, which would be followed by her first full sexual encounter right away!

I gently pushed her down with one hand while removing my underpants with the other. I got on her. And so, we began making love, next to the fire. So romantic!

I explored her little body. I played with her tiny boobs. I sucked her belly. I planted kisses along her arms. 'My little princess,' I whispered. I heard her moaning as I was groping and massaging her lower limbs.

Eventually, I tossed her underpants away and penetrated her. She let out a moan of pleasure and pain as her vagina was slowly opening up and wrapped her legs around me.

We went on like that for a while. Sometimes we were looking each other in the eye (what a beautiful loli face that was!), sometimes we were making out, sometimes I was groping parts of her body. The thrusts never stopped!

Past a point, I saw an expression of discomfort on her adorable face.

'Has the stone floor started hurting you?' I asked, worried.

She nodded with a childlike pout.

I chuckled and turned us over. Being now on top, she started exploring my body, stroking my chest and planting kisses on it, as I kept thrusting in and out of her pussy.

When she sat up in a cowgirl position, when she tossed her head back, when she closed her eyes and screamed, I knew she was having her first orgasm. It was time! I turned us over again and, with me on top once more, emptied an enormous load of cum in her newly deflowered pussy.

I collapsed on my back and she got on top of me, planting kisses on my neck and relaxing. We stayed like that for a while. With a carefree smile, Ricotta was looking, sometimes at me with adoration sometimes at the fire.

'You know,' she said at some point. 'I have seen in some books that adults do that in another way too.'

I playfully raised an eyebrow. 'Care to elaborate?' I asked.

She turned her eyes and blushed. 'You know... behind...'

I chuckled. Rear door wasn't a bad idea either. Except we needed a condom for that; due to her age, I hadn't needed a condom for her vagina (though I have heard that the youngest mother recorded was 5 years old when she gave birth!), but I would definitely need one for anal. And, unfortunately, my rubbers were in my trousers' pockets. And I had discarded my trousers miles away. Darn, now I had began regretting it.

That moment, I noticed a plastic bag. I didn't know who had left it there, but are you guys thinking what I was thinking?

I crawled towards the bag, took it and, with Ricotta looking at me curiously, sloppily wrapped it around my reproductive organ. 'Are you ready for round two?' I asked meaningfully as I charged at the giggling girl.

Ricotta was now on all fours, me fucking her from behind. She let out screams.

At some point, I worried again. 'Does it hurt?' I asked.

'This plastic bag burns my ass a little, but please go on,' the girl answered.

And so, I kept fucking her, while groping her back and ass.

It was then that it struck me that her headband was still on. I playfully caressed her dog ears. 'Are you my little dog?' I chuckled, without interrupting the thrusts.

'YES,' she screamed, having really got into it by now. 'I'M YOUR PUPPY. I'M WHATEVER YOU WANT. JUST KEEP GOING!'

'Bark,' I commanded her and slapped her ass.

She started letting out barks and howls, mingled with pleasure screams.

After all that fuck, Ricotta and I had got warm enough to return home with no more major problems (barring the strangers who were staring at us walking nude!)

At the end of the day, Ricotta asked me whether I wanted to use my magic scissors to visit her from time to time, when her parents were not around. Oh, did I?