Time for a crossover with Disney's Frozen! I'm so excited. Are you? No? Shut up! You'll read this either you like it or not!

The first week of the academy's two week long Christmas break was over. And as much as I wanted to spend the second week of that vacation too with mom and Suguha, I couldn't; I had promised Asuna that I would spend the second week with her and her parents. As you already know, it was really important for her that I bonded with my future in laws, and that occasion seemed to her a perfect chance.

So, that week, her father, who, as you know, was a tycoon, would meet a VIP in a hotel, in an exotic resort, where weather is always lovely, even in winter. If everything went well, he would sign a contract with that VIP. Asuna and her mother would come along and Asuna invited me too.

That VIP was Queen Elsa, the sovereign of Arendelle! In case you don't know, Arendelle is a small, modern, absolute monarchy, a more western and civilized version of Saudi Arabia or Jordan. Anyway, her majesty was interested in offering the company of Asuna's father some sort of monopoly in her country.

Yaay, I was gonna meet a real queen! Or at least that's what anyone else would say in my shoes. But, for me, it wasn't anything special. I mean, I had already met two queens in my life (Chapters 43, 104) and, moreover, I had fucked them while I was at it! Besides, having googled Queen Elsa and seen what she looks like, I wasn't really into her sexually, so I guess I'll pass this time!

I was packing my things in my room. Suguha was watching me, lying on my bed on her belly, cutely swinging her raised calves. She was wearing a red sweater, blue trousers and pink socks.

'Do you have to leave?' she asked, pouting.

'We are through with this discussion, Sugu,' I sighed. 'Asuna is the girl I'll marry someday and her parents, who are my future in laws, won't think well of me if I refuse. It's a matter of social convention!'

Sugu lowered her calves and burst into laughter, slamming her foot bridges down on the bed. 'Since when do you care about social conventions?' she wondered. 'Both mom and I still have in our stomachs your sperm from the blowjob we gave you a few hours ago!'

I blushed. 'But Asuna's parents do not know that,' I pointed. 'And, for our own good, let's hope that they will never find out!'

That moment, my sister remembered something. 'Oh, speaking of how perverted our lives are, I forgot to give you something Seven sent to you through the mail.'

She motioned for me to wait and ran to her room. She was back a few moments later and gave me what looked like a handheld gadget, which was one of Seven's inventions, and a note written by the precocious girl, which contained the instructions. Oh, whatever, I would read it later.

I thanked Sugu, kissed her on the lips as a way of saying goodbye, picked up my interdimensional scissors and, a few seconds later, I was outside the hotel where I would meet my girlfriend, her parents and Arendelle's royal family.

To my surprise, Asuna's father was not the only one who had brought along their family; Queen Elsa had brought along her sister, Anna, to everyone's surprise. Hell, I hadn't even known she had a sister.

As I said earlier, Elsa didn't really turn me on. Anna, on the other hand, was something else! She had a cute, childlike face with blue eyes and feckles, but, at the same time, her long, red hair made her look so adult and sexy. I'd do anything to fuck that babe.

Okay, behave yourself, Kirito. You're gonna stay at the same hotel for one week with your future wife and in laws. Better not take any chances. I mean, if you get caught fucking Princess Anna, either Queen Elsa will execute you or Asuna's father will send you to jail (and I'm not sure which of the two I prefer).

Asuna and I were chilling in her room. We hadn't begun preparing for the dinner yet, since we still had plenty of time.

Asuna was sitting on the bed, casually swinging her legs, with her palms on the mattress. I showed her Seven's invention. We read the instructions together:

Dear Kirito, this is a gift of mine both to you and Asuna, something that will render your stay at that hotel more pleasant. Here is how it works. The user holds it in their hand, concentrates their thoughts on a certain person and presses the button. If that person is within the gadget's vicinity, as long as the button is being pressed and the user is thinking about that person, special waves will be sent to that person's brain, causing those well known reactions in genitalia that lead to orgasm.

Asuna and I looked at each other and sweatdropped.

'Why are that girl's inventions always so perverted?' Asuna rhetorically asked.

'Maybe I'm bad influence on her,' I winked and chuckled.

'I couldn't agree more,' Asuna rolled her eyes.

'Anyway, you can keep it for the time being, Asie,' I placed it on the nightstand. 'After the dinner, when I sneak into your room, we can use it to... you know... have fun!'

'Forget it!' Asuna snapped. 'As long as we stay in this hotel, with my parents so close to us, I don't want to take any chances.'

I pouted. 'You mean that, for one week, we won't...'

'Yes, that's exactly what I mean,' the redhead insisted firmly. 'Don't look at me like that, mister. Don't forget that mom and dad believe that I'm still a virgin!'

'If only they knew,' I nudged her, eliciting an angry punch in my shoulder from my 'loving girlfriend'.

As I was rubbing my shoulder, still smiling nonetheless, my annoyed girlfriend raised a finger and added, 'To make sure you won't try to sneak in my room and seduce me in the night, I'll lock the door.'

I gasped, with a playfully offended expression. 'So, you don't trust the guy you're gonna marry?'

'Of course not,' Asuna stood up, about to start changing clothes for the dinner. 'If I wanted to marry someone I trust, I would marry a dildo!'

LMAO, that last sentence should become an Internet meme!

Anna's POV...

I was running along the hotel's corridors, excited. There was so much to explore. Occasionally, I would grasp passers by by their hands and dance with them. The above would cause everyone around to give me curious looks, for some reason.

Oh, God, I still couldn't believe it. For the first time in forever, I was outside of the palace gates.

I was wearing a black dress, boots the same color, brown stockings and of course my purple, royal cape. I looked fabulous! I bet that, that night, in the dinner where Elsa would discuss boring stuff with that businessman, all male eyes would be on me.

Oh, God, for the first time in forever, I would meet so many interesting men. Maybe... (gasp)... maybe I would even meet THE one!

By the way, Asuna, the daughter of that businessman, seemed a really nice girl. We had so much in common. For example, we both are red headed and... that's all I can think of for now. I bet we would become besties!

Her boyfriend, Kirito, was awesome too. I had decided that, most likely, he was the prince of my dreams, the one I'd been waiting for all my life. Most likely, by the time that week was over, we would be engaged or... (excited gasp)... even married! Yeah, I know he was Asuna's boyfriend, but I bet Asie would show some understanding; after all, she was my bestie! I was pretty sure that there would be no hard feelings between us if I stole and married her boyfriend. I mean, who can combat love?

I burst into Asuna's room. 'HEY, BESTY, ARE YOU READY FOR...'

Huh? She wasn't here. Had she gone somewhere? Shouldn't she have informed me first? I pouted. Not very kind of you, Asie. If you're gonna go somewhere where your besty can't find you, at least have the courtesy to tell her first. I mean, you and I had known each other for such a long time: 43 good minutes! And we had exchanged 32 words (yes, I had counted them!) We were practically family! This is no way to treat your family, Asie.

Anyway, I sighed, with my fingers crossing my super special fabulous long red hair, and explored my besty's room. (Yeah, I still considered her my besty! See? See how kind and forgiving a princess can be?)

I raised an eyebrow. What was that gadget on the nightstand? Let's pick it up without asking. I'm pretty sure Asuna won't mind.

Asuna's POV...

Dad and Queen Elsa had booked the hotel's main hall for our dinner, where they would discuss their partnership. Everything seemed to be going well, the table was full of luxurious dishes, worthy of being consumed by a monarch.

I was wearing a black dress that left my shoulders exposed. Kirito, who was wearing a tuxedo I had bought him for the occasion, was sitting next to me at the table; I was the one who had insisted we sat next to each other, so that, in case he did anything stupid that could embarrass me, I could immediately kick him under the table. And I was wearing high heels, so that my kicks would hurt!

Mom, dad and Queen Elsa were sitting opposite us.

Elsa had pale skin, blonde, braided hair and blue eyes. She was wearing a blue, kinda transparent dress. She seemed cold and distant. Now I understand why, in her kingdom, people have nicknamed her Ice Queen.

I didn't know where Anna was. She was supposed to be here with us, but she hadn't shown up, to her sister's mild dismay. Then again, that chick could be anywhere. I had barely exchanged a few words with her and I could already tell that she was a lunatic.

Anna's POV...

I was walking along a corridor, looking at the gadget in my hand, troubled. What was that thingie supposed to do? Darn, if Asuna was here, perhaps she could explain. Not very kind of her to leave her stuff on her nightstand, where her besty can burst in her room and pick them up anytime. Before doing this, she could at least have walked over to my room and explained to me what this thingie does, so that I wouldn't now have to look for her to ask her.

But, as rude as Asie was, she was still my best friend and I loved her! That's what I was thinking as I curiously pressed the button of that device.

It was a beautiful night. Barring my aching shin! Asuna had kicked me under the table so many times that night!

After some awkward silence, Queen Elsa tried to initiate conversation anew. 'So,' she turned to Asuna's dad, who was sitting next to her, 'it seems you and your wife have raised a really well mannered daughter. Congratulations.'

'Thank you, your majesty,' Asuna's mom smiled. 'We are so proud of her.'

My girlfriend lowered her eyes and smiled. 'I, too, thank you for your kind words, your majesty,' she said. She was trying to look modest but I could tell that, deep down inside, she was enjoying every second of this!

Suddenly, her eyes widened, her cheeks became red. She took hold of the table's edge and gasped in a way I knew pretty well; that was how she usually gasped when I shoved my dick in her pussy!

Her parents and Queen Elsa gave her curious looks.

'Is everything okay, honey?' her mom asked.

'Yes,' Asuna shrieked, her eyes lowered.

She turned to me and we exchanged looks. She was terrified. I chuckled. We had both realized what was happening. Someone had found Seven's gadget and playing with it. Oh, this would be a fun dinner!

Anna's POV...

Keeping the button pressed, I was shaking the gadget, in the same manner the palace servants shake my milkshakes when they fix them for me.

Why, although I was pressing that button, nothing was happening? Was there a chance that thingie could be broken? Darn, I so wished Asuna was here.

'So,' Elsa wiped her mouth with a napkin and looked at Asuna. 'How did you and Kirito meet?'

My girlfriend was clutching the table edge, breathing heavily, struggling not to fall off her chair. 'Umm, basically,' she gulped and looked at me pleadingly, 'I think Kirito should tell that story. He always says it SOOO much better than me. Right Kirito?'

'No, I think you are the one who says that story better,' I chuckled meaningfully.

Asuna glared at me. I bet she hated me at that moment! Next, she gasped, pulling the tablecloth and almost causing all dishes to fall off; it seemed the sensation was getting better and better, tee hee hee. I bet she was having her first short orgasms, the ones which precede the main, long one, which was sure to come soon if whoever was playing with that gadget didn't stop.

Asuna looked back at Elsa. 'Anyway, umm (gulp), it was when we attended the, umm (gasp, short orgasm)... seventh grade, during some... umm (gulp, another short orgasm)... recess!'

Silence. Asuna tried to stand up. 'Actually, if you'll excuse me, I need to use the restroom...'

I placed my hand on her exposed shoulder and pinned her on her chair. 'You can use it later, Asuna. Tell them the story first.'

Asuna glared at me with hatred! Her eyes back at Elsa: 'He approached me when I was eating a sandwich and offered me some... umm...'

She closed her eyes and tossed her head back, unable to talk for a few moments.

'...butter,' I finished the sentence in her place. Next, I leant and whispered in her ear, 'Like the butter we applied on my penis that day your vagina was dry and I couldn't slide my dick in. Remember?'

That memory, along with the gadget's effect, caused Asuna to produce a cry and wide open her eyes. She dug her nails in her flesh, managing to stop herself from reaching a full climax just in time.

Her eyes back to Elsa and her parents, 'So, at first, I refused, because I was fasting that day, but he was so kind that, in the end, I took it...'

'Asuna!' her father snapped. 'You ate butter on a day you were supposed to fast?'

'How could you, young lady?' her mother gasped, shocked. 'Have you done anything else we're supposed to know?'

'I'm sorry, mom. I'm sorry, dad,' Asuna tossed her head back and cried, realizing that she had reached the point of no return. 'I shouldn't have eaten butter that day. Please FORGIVE MEEEEE...'

To everyone's surprise, she leant too far back in her chair and fell, pulling the tablecloth, causing the dishes to fall off. I don't know which was the loudest sound in the hall over the following moments: The thud Asuna's chair produced, the deafening noise that the dishes made as they broke all together or Asuna's orgasmic screams? Most likely, Asuna's orgasmic screams!

My red headed girlfriend was now lying on the floor, on her back, panting. I had burst into laughter.

Her parents walked over to her. Her mother crouched and caressed her. 'Calm down, sweetie,' she said softly. 'Sure what you did was wrong but it's not the end of the world.'

Asuna closed her eyes, now smiling with bliss, having just had one of the best orgasms of her life. 'I'm so sorry,' she whispered, without a care in the world.

Anna's POV...

I returned to Asuna's room and put the thingie back on the nightstand. Sure it was broken.