I stood up. I sighed, my fingers crossing my messy hair (well, my hair is always messy, but, in 'after sex mode', it is even messier). My eyes back to Anna, who was still lying sideways, supporting her torso with her elbow and looking at me with adoration, batting her eyes in a manner that would be so cute and childlike if she wasn't a psycho I had just slept with against my better judgement and now I was looking for a way to get rid of.

'Listen, Anna,' I began, trying not to show how much I was freaking out. 'What happened between... you (gestured to her)... and me (gestured to me)... was just... you know... sex.'

'I know,' she nodded, her smile still stuck on her face. 'So I'm now pregnant with your child and we will get married. Sex means pregnancy and marriage. I've been taught so!'

'No!' I raised a finger. 'Sex does not mean pregnancy and marriage. Sex means just sex.'

Gosh, I couldn't believe I was actually explaining that stuff to a 16 year old girl. Had she grown up under a rock?

She sat up and glared at me. 'Kirito... what are you saying?' she asked threateningly.

I gulped. 'Umm, basically,' I stroked my nape. Then, at lightning speed, I added, 'I'msayinthesexwasgreatandwecoulddoitagainsometimeinthefutureifyouwerenotacuckooheadsoitwasnicetomeetyouhappyrestofyourlifebyebye.'

Silence. Anna's eyes were blazing. 'Are you breaking up with the princess of Arendelle? Are you aware what I can do to you? I can order my guards to kidnap you and take you to Arendelle, where, according to our law, I have the right to execute you for spoiling the virginity and honor of my highness.'

I trembled for a moment. So that was it? I was a dead boy? Was marrying Anna the only way to get out of this alive? The next moment, I stopped trembling. I clenched my fists.

'Okay, listen, you spoiled jerk,' I snapped, momentarily surprising the girl. 'I love Asuna and if I ever marry anyone, it will be her. I'd rather die than do this to her. And bear this in mind: Even if you destroy me, with that attitude of yours, your life will always be miserable.'

Silence again.

'FINE, SIR! I HOPE YOU HAVE MADE A WILL,' Anna snapped, put on her underwear and exited the room, slamming the door behind her.

Lol, a will. What did I possess to leave to anyone in case I died anyway? My collection of used condoms? I don't think anyone would want that anyway, unless they were really kinky!

Anna's POV...

I exited the room. My clothes were not where I had left them. Who might have stolen them? Oh, who cares? I need some fresh air.

I exited the hotel and walked, fuming. All eyes were on me, for some reason.

'What are you staring at, idiots?' I yelled at the passers by. 'Have you never seen a half naked princess strolling?' Jeez, some people are so weird!

With my clothes back on, I was nervously pacing the room. Darn, this was so agonizing. How much longer did I have to wait to find out what my fate would be?

I looked out of the window. I saw Asuna and Queen Elsa walking in the hotel's garden and chatting like besties. Maybe it was just me, but I think that they pecked on the lips at some point. In any case, I deduced that Elsa didn't know about what I had done with her sister yet; I mean, if she knew, she wouldn't be so relaxed.

Then what was Anna up to? What had she done since the moment she left my room? I couldn't take that uncertainty and agony anymore. I had to go and find her highness. If she planned to kill me, she might as well just get it over with.

I searched the entire hotel. Then the entire garden. Anna was nowhere and nobody had seen her. That meant she was probably somewhere outside of the premises.

But where was I supposed to search? Okay, think, Kirito. If you were a psychotic chick, where would you go? The hell I know!

I decided to search in a park nearby first. And indeed, there she was. I saw her sitting on a bench, with only her underwear on (what the hell had happened with her clothes?) and making out with a guy!

He was dressed in white, yuppie style. He had red hair, with sideburns, and green eyes.

I bet my jaw hit the ground that moment. Yes, I know that, if Seven was here, she would argue that this is scientifically impossible, but I really believe that I was so surprised that moment that, somehow, with the power of a gag, my jaw hit the ground and produced a thud, which is what caused the two making out people to turn their heads to me.

'Oh, hey, Kirito,' Anna smiled and casually raised her arm, as if she was greeting a friend!

Next, she turned to the other man and said, 'This is my ex I talked to you about.'

The man stood up, bowed in a fashion that indicated he had studied Japanese manners (though he looked Northern European) and said, 'Hello, Anna's ex. My name is Hans and I'm a businessman. Don't worry, I'm not jealous of you. I trust Anna and she has assured me that what you two had is ancient history.'

'Indeed it is ancient history,' Anna assured him again. 'It's been over 10 hours since I last had sex with him! Hell I don't even remember what his penis looks like.'

'Anna,' I gaped, wondering whether I was dreaming. 'What the hell has happened?'

Interpreting my reaction as jealousy, the princess stood up, looked at me with compassion and said, 'I'm sorry, Kirito kun. I know we were madly in love and planning to get married, but then, all of a sudden, I met this wonderful, charming man (points at Hans) and, from the moment we laid eyes to each other, we knew we were meant to be together.'

Okay, I know Anna is crazy. Nothing she does surprises me anymore. But what about that Hans guy? He seemed... normal. Why did he want to get involved with a chick so obviously messed up in the head? Suddenly, I realized that there was something about him I didn't like at all. I swear I was not jealous!

'Anna, can I say something crazy?' Hanses voice interrupted my thoughts. 'Will you marry me?'

'Can I say something crazier? YES,' the half naked girl squealed and fell into his arms.

I cleared my throat to draw the attention of the two lovebirds (let's call them that). 'Anna, I know it's none of my business, but are you sure you want to keep trying to marry guys you just met?'

'Stop trying to get me back, Kirito,' Anna glared at me, still in Hanses arms. 'You and I are through. Get over it.'

I rolled my eyes. This chick just doesn't want to listen.

'Don't be so hard on him, Anna,' Hans politely interjected. 'I understand him. He's probably worried about you. Don't worry, Kirito, my friend. I'll take care of her. I mean, what's the worst thing that can happen? It's not like I secretly plot to murder her and her sister and take Arendelle's throne.'

'Of course not. That's so crazy,' Anna burst into laughter.

I walked away. Whatever, let Arendelle's royal family deal with their issues themselves.

Returning to the hotel, I met Asuna's parents.

'Hello, Kirito,' her mother greeted me. 'Did you do anything interesting today?'

'No, nothing,' I shrieked in panic, blushing. 'I'm still a virgin!'

Silence and gag sweatdrops. 'Umm, okay,' Asuna's father scratched his head. 'I'm glad that Asuna and you are saving yourselves for your wedding night, but why are you mentioning this all of a sudden?'

'Because both Asuna and I are so proud to be virgins,' I yelped. 'I mean we both are SO virgins. Have I mentioned we're virgins?'