Title: Hatori's not a fish, but he drink like one


Ayame's graduation party for Yuki was going full-swing. Yuki was even having a good time in spite of himself.

Hatsuharu leaned over and whispered, "Your brother and sensei are trying to get Hatori drunk."

"We should stop them," Yuki whispered back. "Have you ever seen Hatori drunk?"

"No. You?"

"No."

"I'm actually curious to see what it'll be like. Let's watch."

It didn't take long. Hatori slammed his glass down, rose to his full height, and with an imperious look that demanded silence...

...began singing. "I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy..."

Nobody ever spoke of it again.


The challenge for this drabble was "Drunk escapades" from PocketxFullxOfxDreams. Thanks for the challenge, I hope you liked the story!