Despite how horny we both were (with neither of us admitting it out loud), both Asuna and I managed to fall asleep. Eventually. Somehow.

I was in a lovely countryside. Grassy landscape. Exotic plants around. Wonderful birdsong reaching my ears. I had no recollection of how I had got here.

In front of me, there was a palace. I entered it (because, who wouldn't?)

In the main hall, three doors opened and a beautiful woman came out of each. Wait a minute, I knew them! They're those hot chicks from 'The Legend of Zelda' franchise (video games, mangas etc), which I'm a huge fan of. But how come they exist? I thought they were fictional!

'Hello, handsome stranger,' one of them spoke.

'Allow us to introduce ourselves,' the second woman continued.

'We are...'

'I know who you are,' I interrupted excitedly the third woman. Next, pointing fingers, I started unnecessarily telling who was who.

'You are Din, the Goddess of Power,' I pointed at a woman with dark skin, long, red hair tied in an imposing ponytail and red, captivating eyes. She was wearing a short, crimson dress and sandals the same color.

'You are Nayru, the Goddess of Wisdom,' I pointed at a woman with white skin, long, loose, blue hair, eyes the same color, a short, blue dress and blue sandals.

'And you are Farore, the Goddess of Courage,' I pointed at the third woman. In the video games and manga, that woman was a not so attractive preteen girl. But, right now, she looked more grown up and sexier, as in many pictures of her I have seen on Deviantart. Her green hair was loose (as opposed to her video game self, who has her hair tied in buns). The expression in her green eyes was more mature than her childlike video game self. Also, as opposed to her video game self, she did not supplement her green dress with brown trousers; her legs were exposed.

'You are the three Goddesses who created Hyrule,' I concluded. 'You are...'

'Hey,' Din cried, hands on hips.

'That was not very polite of you,' Nayru gasped, clasping her hands together.

'We wanted to introduce ourselves, thus making our entrance cool,' Farore blew a raspberry.

'Oh,' placed a hand on my mouth. 'Sorry, my bad.'

'Apologizing won't fix the fact that you ridiculed us,' Din glared at me. 'You have to suffer a penalty.'

'Umm, don't you think this is a little rough, Din?' Nayru interjected. 'I'm pretty sure the young man has deeply regretted this and feels remorse, so we can just let it go.'

'What kind of goddess are you, Nayru?' Farore snapped. 'He cannot generate enough remorse to be redeemed. He has to pay a price.'

'Umm, shall I take it I'll get no poon?' I scratched my head.

'We'll see,' Din scratched her chin with an enigmatic smile. 'Maybe later.'

The next moment, I found myself nude and pinned on a wall, hands and feet tied up. I looked around. 'Hey, what kind of sickening game is this?' I protested.

'Shut up, or you are making this worse,' Farore raised a finger in a warning manner.

'I guess I can't change their mind,' Nayru sighed. 'So I'll just follow their lead.'

The three girls began dancing seductively in front of me while slowly removing their clothes. My dick grew to full size, maybe even larger!

I wanted to touch myself. I wanted it so bad. But I couldn't, being tied up and all. From time to time, one girl or the other would approach me and stroke my chest, kiss my neck, peck me on the lips, playfully tickle my penis with her hand or foot. I don't know whether it's possible to reach an orgasm without touching your penis at all, but, that time, I bet I got pretty close to achieving that! I admit those chicks really knew how to take revenge on a poor man.

'Girls, mercy, this is torture,' I cried, struggling in vain to break free. 'I'll do anything. Just let me go!'

Din eyed me provocatively. 'We will let you go, on one condition.'

'You will fuck all of us. Hard!' Farore continued in the tanned skinned woman's place.

'Sure I will do any... Wait, is that all?' I gave them a baffled look. 'Why didn't you ask in the first place? I would have been more than glad to comply!'

Din and Farore exchanged baffled looks. Then they glared at Nayru. 'Hi,' the blue haired girl raised a hand, oblivious to their anger.

'Nayru,' Farore said sternly.

'Didn't you tell us that, in Hyrule, all men are asexual or gay and prefer going to fight monsters in the prairies and dungeons over hanging out with hot women?' Din asked for confirmation.

'Yup,' Nayru smiled, still oblivious.

'Didn't you tell us that, in Hyrule, even if a boy is surrounded by a harem of girls craving for his dick, he would still rather go to fight monsters?' Farore asked.

'Yes, that's exactly what I told you,' Nayru nodded. 'I have been there and I can say with confidence that this is the case.'

'Except I'm not from Hyrule,' I interjected. 'I'm from Earth.'

Both Farore and Din glared at the third goddess again. 'Didn't you say you would summon a Hyrulean warrior?' they snapped simultaneously.

'Whoops, my mistake,' Nayru awkwardly laughed and stroked her nape.

The other two girls facepalmed.

'Anyway,' I drew their attention again. 'Now that we have made this clear, can you girls please untie me so that we can have fun on equal terms?'

The three girls looked at me, as if they had forgotten about my presence for a moment. Next, they exchanged casual looks and shrugged.

'Okay,' Din said.

'Sure,' Nayru said.

'Why not?' Farore said.

The next moment, without knowing how, I found myself untied, still nude, lying on a bed on my back. The three nude girls were kneeling around me, kissing, groping and caressing me. I closed my eyes, revelling in that situation. It would be so hard to decide which of them to fuck first.

As if Din had read my mind, she smiled meaningfully and said, 'You can fuck all three of us at the same time.'

I gave her a baffled look. I didn't see how this could be possible, unless... wait a minute, I know! Their vaginas would unite into one single vagina! As the previous time I had found myself in a lucid sex dream. (Chapter 26)

No, as it turned out, I had guessed wrong; this time, something totally different would be the case. Farore turned to Nayru. 'Babygirl, do your stuff,' she commanded her blue headed peer.

Nayru giggled in an innocent fashion and, on the snap of her fingers, my dick split into three dicks, each being the same size as my original dick!

The three girls made out with each other for a while, kissing on the lips in a three way kiss and groping one another's breasts, causing all three of my newly sprouted dicks to grow to full size. Next, they looked at me, giggled, and lay down on their respective backs; there was ample space, the bed being king size.

They all invited me to penetrate them, opening their respective legs and squeezing their respective boobs. Din was in the middle. Nayru was to the left of Din and Farore was to the right. 'Come here, big boy,' they drawled simultaneously.

With a growl of arousal, I stooped. I started hungrily kissing, sucking and squeezing Din's boobs, eliciting both giggles and moans from her. Meanwhile, Nayru and Farore turned and pressed their respective boobs against either of my cheeks. This caused me to turn my head, from time to time, and kiss either Farore's or Nayru's boobs.

The two girls at either of my sides wrapped one leg each around my waist. I groped both those legs, one with each hand, as my lips ascended to kiss and suck Din's neck and then to be joined to her own lips. The other two girls soon joined their lips too, turning this into a four way kiss.

I rotated my body 90 degrees horizontally. I was now kissing and groping Nayru's breasts, belly and neck while Farore was kissing and groping my ass and back. Not wanting to leave Din out, I moved one leg and caressed her legs with my foot. Also, I started rubbing my three dicks against her belly, staining it with precum, a stain Din was more than happy to have. Eventually, my foot reached the redhead's vagina. I drove one toe in, but not for long, since I wasn't really flexible and therefore I couldn't hold that position indefinitely.

I rotated my body 180 degrees, thus causing Nayru and Farore to exchange roles; Farore was now the one enjoying my kisses and touches on her front side while Nayru was groping and kissing my rear side.

'Okay, enough,' Din snapped. 'Time to go inside us. Inside all of us.'

I chuckled and turned my body back to its original position. I was now on top of Din, with the other two girls wrapping one leg each around me. I drove my central dick into Din's pussy, with the two lateral dicks magically further extending to reach the other two vaginas!

And so, I fucked all three of them at the same time. Sometimes, I was making out with one girl or another, sometimes all of us were engaging in a four way kiss. Sometimes I was playing with one girl's boobs or another's. Sometimes I was groping one girl's legs or another's. All the while, I didn't stop thrusting any of my dicks in and out of the girls. The palace was flooded by our screams.

We reached a simultaneous climax, all three of my dicks releasing the same (huge) amount of sperm. One month's worth of semen (3x!) made a glopping noise as it flowed endlessly into Din, Nayru and Farore.

And so, we were done for now. We relaxed, me still lying on top of Din. We were panting. We were exchanging smiling looks. We were foot cuddling at the bottom of the bed, all eight feet tangled together.

We chatted about trivial stuff for a while, until we decided to go for round 2.

'This time, let's vary a little,' Din snapped her fingers and pushed me away.

I got on my knees and moved back to make room for the girls to reposition themselves, waiting eagerly to see what came next. Din turned her back to me and got on all fours, wiggling her butt for emphasis. Farore grabbed one of my lateral dicks. Lastly, Nayru remained in the same position.

I instantly got the message. I would fuck Din anal style while Farore would give me a blowjob and Nayru (the shyest of the three) would enjoy one more round of classic, vaginal sex.

All three styles at the same time? Every man's dream since the dawn of time come true!

Except there was a problem. 'Umm, no offense, Din chan, but don't I need a condom for... the rear door? For obvious reasons. No offense again!'

The redhead turned her head to me and gave me an annoyed smile. 'Don't worry, Kirito,' she comforted me. 'I'm a Goddess of Creation. I have never needed to use the restroom. So you can go for it without feeling disgust.'

'Oh, okay then,' I cried excitedly

Eagerly, I grasped Din's buttcheeks and shoved my central cock in while the other two cocks extended to reach my other two partners, Farore getting one in her hands and hungrily driving it in her mouth and Nayru opening her legs to 'welcome' the third cock in her vagina.

Our new three way session began. Can you imagine having three dicks and feeling vagina walls around one, ass walls around the other and a mouth around the third? The sensation is indescribable!

With one hand, I was slapping Din's buttcheeks. 'Harder. I can take it,' the assertive redhead demanded.

With the other hand, I groped and squeezed Nayru's breasts, ending up pinching their nipples. 'Hey, not so hard. It hurts,' the bluehead protested.

'Heh. What a crybaby,' Din chuckled amid her moans.

Lastly, with a foot, I caressed the green hair and neck of Farore's bobbing head.

When we were about to orgasm, I stooped and kissed Din's back and nape while massaging Nayru's and Farore's breasts, with one hand each.

'Ready, girls?' I rhetorically asked. 'Three... two...'

Before I could speak 'one', I released a huge amount of cum in Nayru's vagina, an equally large amount in Din's ass and an equally large amount in Farore's mouth.

Everything went black.

A sun ray woke me up. I was still lying next to Asuna, except we were now in each other's arms and nude, having removed in our sleep the last garments on our bodies. My penis was still in her vagina and it was sore.

I sat up with a cry of startlement, which caused Asuna to do the same. We looked at each other, eyes widened. Then we looked around. Our clothes were scattered here and there. Several wet spots on the bed indicated we had had plenty of fun the night before.

Asuna told me about the sex dream she had seen: She was being fucked by a bunch of guys underwater, being able to hold her breath indefinitely. Then I told her about my dream with the Zelda girls.

More awkward silence.

'That bet was a stupid idea after all,' Asuna broke the silence.

'Agree,' I sighed. 'Shall we call it a draw?'

Asuna nodded and we shook hands. Then we had sex again, awake this time!