Title: Kakeru Cuts the Cheese
Student Council was boring. Yuki gazed at Kakeru.
He stopped. 'Why the hell am I looking at Manabe?'
'There's something fascinating about him today.'
'Whaaaaaaat? But it's Manabe, world's most annoying person. Plus, I'M NOT GAY!'
'It's magnetic. I must get closer.' Yuki scooted his chair nearer.
'AM I INSANE?' Yuki slapped himself.
'B-b-but I just wanna be with him.'
'AAAAAARGH!'
Kakeru grinned. "Kyo said I should put this in my pocket." He held up a wedge of Camembert. "Here's his note. Thanks for the show, cheesophile."
'This is for the catnip, asshole.' Yuki crumpled the note. "This means war."
This is a sort-of sequel to my fic "Side Effects" (which might be my personal favorite of my stories).