Author note: The girls that appear in this chapter are from the 'Hayate the Combat Butler' anime.

Principal Zeliska had called all students to the announcements hall.

'I have bad news, kids,' she declared. 'Most of the academy premises have been flooded. It will take at least one week before the problem is fixed.'

Some girls cheered, because they would take one extra week of vacation. Others (nerds such as Seven and my official girlfriend, Asuna) seemed disappointed.

Leafa and I were sitting in the front row. Zeliska (who knew what kind of people we were) leant towards us. 'By the way, you don't happen to know anything about how that happened. Right?'

'I have no idea what you're talking about, Miss Zeliska,' Leafa giggled.

Zeliska fixed her eyes on me, menacingly. 'Right, Kirito?'

I gulped.

A few hours earlier...

Leafa and I were in the restroom, having sex hanging upside down from a pipe close to the ceiling!

'Leafa!' I cried with pleasure. 'Don't get me wrong, I really love this. But... (gasp, pre orgasm moans etc)... I think the pipe might break.'

'Stop worrying so much, Kirito,' Leafa giggled amid her moans. 'Nothing bad is going to happen.'

Almost the next moment, the pipe broke. Both Leafa and I fell on the floor (luckily, we didn't break any bones) and an enormous amount of water gushed out.

'No, I know nothing, Miss Zeliska,' I said, in a really low voice, red with shame.

Leafa was still giggling carefreely.

The principal eyed us some more. I don't think she had got fully convinced, but, having no tangible evidence against us either, she sighed and let us go.

I was in Asuna's room. As I was packing her things, my girlfriend was pacing the room and talking to her mother.

'... so, I'll come back home today. Okay, mom?' Asuna concluded.

I heard some incomprehensible words coming from the other end of the line.

'I don't know, mom,' Asuna responded. 'Probably one week or so.'

More incomprehensible words. Asuna smiled. Uh oh! This is a bad sign.

'This is a good idea, mom,' the redhead exclaimed. 'I'll tell him. I'm sure he will be more than happy. Bye.'

I gulped, having realized that that 'he' they were talking about was me. And I bet I wouldn't be happy at all!

Asuna turned to me. 'Kirito, my parents think it would be a good idea to exploit that opportunity for you to stay at my house for this week. They think it is a good opportunity for them to get to know better their future son in law. How about it?'

'Do I have a choice?' I asked rhetorically.

My girlfriend replaced her happy expression with a glare. 'No,' she responded.

Please, somebody, kill me!

During the journey back to Asuna's home (I had suggested we used my interdimensional scissors, but Asuna argued that her parents would freak out if they found out that I have such thing to begin with, let alone if they saw us popping out of a hole in thin air), my girlfriend stressed to me about 1000 times that, during that week, there would be absolutely no sexual activity between us. She by no means wanted to risk her parents finding out that their red headed angel was not the innocent virgin they still thought she was. Needless to say she also stressed to me that I would sleep in the guest room and she would lock her room's door every night, lest I got naughty.

Darn, all that reminded me of that cursed week I had spent with Asuna and her parents at that hotel. (Chapters 114-116) Except that time I had got to have some sexual action after all, though it almost cost me my life. But you never know. I mean, over the last 18 months, wherever I went, whatever I did, one way or another, I would always come across a chick ready to open her legs for me. Maybe the perverted supernatural force who writes the story of my life would see to it that this would be the case this time too. I would appreciate it, though, if this time it was not a chick who would want to kill me afterward!

The mansion of Asuna's parents was huge and awesome. Even Asuna herself didn't know exactly how many rooms it had. And the garden was almost as large as a national park! I couldn't believe I had got by all my life living in a normal house.

Anyway, remember what I told you earlier about the perverted force writing the story of my life? Well, by some impossible coincidence, the same week that the pipes burst in my school, Asuna's parents had another guest at their mansion too. That guest was a girl a little younger than Asuna and me. Her name was Nagi and owned one of the largest financial empires in the world, her parents having passed away and left everything to her! Nagi had long, blonde hair, tied in two long pigtails, and green eyes. I wouldn't say no to that awesome pussy, but there was another, even better choice!

You see, that Nagi gal had brought along Hayate, her servant, who was the same age as me (when I asked him at some point how he became a servant at such a young age, he just told me, with a sad laugh, that it's a long story; I just shrugged and decided not to further question), and his girlfriend, Hinagiku. Hinagiku had long, pink hair, yellowish eyes and an awesome, athletic body (as I eventually found out, she was practicing martial arts as my sister, Suguha). Don't get me wrong, Nagi, too, was beautiful, but that Hinagiku chick was something else! I could totally see myself marrying her, in a parallel universe where I never met Asuna.

But I didn't think I had to choose between Nagi and Hinagiku anyway. I mean, I had one week to get laid with both of them. Without Asuna or her parents finding out of course, tee hee hee!