Future spin off time. The whole Krigayas family (Kirito, Asuna, Yui) in a new adventure in two parts! The prostitute that appears in this chapter is from the 'Chloe' movie (2009, starring Amanda Seyfried).

Yui and I were sitting in her bedroom and surfing on the Internet. I was sitting on the swivel chair and she was sitting on my lap. We both were nude, since, not long before, we had done something that is not normally done with clothes on! Something that, in any other family, would be shocking, repulsive, even horrifying, if father and daughter did it with each other but, in our family, it was totally normal! We're the Krigayas, baby!

So, as I was saying, we were surfing on the Internet, gazing at various call girl photos. I was lazily scrolling down while Yui was moving messy locks of hair away from her eyes with one hand and casually caressing my shin with her foot.

Little by little, we were beginning to recover from our earlier orgasm and crave a second round. And the photos of hot girls on the screen sure helped with that too!

At some point, with a mischievous giggle, I raised my other hand and started groping my little angel's bare ass.

'DAD!' my innocent daughter gasped, with a giggle and a moan of pleasure nonetheless! 'Shame on you.'

I turned Yui's head, thus forcing her to look at me, and joined my lips to hers, while groping her breasts with my other hand.

Yui had almost closed her eyes and surrendered, when the corner of her eye caught a glimpse of something on the screen.

With a moan, she broke our kiss, turned her head back to the screen and took hold of the mouse. 'Hey, dad, look at that babe,' she exclaimed and enlarged the picture to make her point.

My eyes almost popped out of their sockets. WOW! The aforementioned prostitute had blonde, wavy hair, blue eyes and one of the most beautiful fair complexions I had ever seen. In that photo, she was kneeling on a bed, in black underwear, looking at the camera and sensually biting her index finger with an innocent but sultry expression on her awesome face.

'Chloe,' I read her name out loud. 'Even her name turns me on.'

'Dad, we need to call her,' my daughter pleaded. 'I urgently need some of that chick!'

'Me too,' I sighed. And, moving the cursor towards the price below Chloe's photo in order to stress what I was about to say next, I continued. 'Unfortunately, I don't think that mom will ever let us. See how much she costs? This would probably deplete our bank savings!'

'Can't mom ask her parents for some money?' Yui panted with arousal and agony. 'Grandpa is a bazillionaire.'

I took a stern expression, trying to hide my own arousal. 'Yui, you know that mom wants us to be independent and avoids asking for grandpa's help unless it is necessary,' I reminded her. 'Besides, what is she supposed to tell him anyway? Dad, please, give me some money, because your grand daughter and son in law are pervs and want a threesome with a prostitute?'

Yui burst into laughter at my impression of Asuna, slamming her soles down on the floor.

However, her arousal had not gone away. 'We have to try, dad,' she insisted, with a more serious expression. 'I don't care whether we have to skip vacation this summer. I must get some Chloe!'

'Me too,' I panted. 'Okay, let's go for it.'

That night, when Asuna was back home from the restaurant, Yui and I were really nice to her. We had cleaned the whole house, run her a bath, fixed her dinner (or should I say ordered dinner, since my and Yui's cooking skills are... meh) etc My wife was surprised to find all that stuff prepared for her!

Asuna raised an eyebrow. 'Why are you so nice, guys?' she asked suspiciously.

'Because you are the best mom in the world,' Yui exclaimed, feigning innocence.

'Because you are the best wife a man could ask for,' I added.

Asuna crossed her arms. 'Guys, quit bullshit and tell me what's going on,' she said threateningly.

Yui and I exchanged looks and gulped. Our eyes back to my wife.

'Umm, we need some money,' I began, awkwardly stroking my nape.

'For what?' Asuna asked, her arms still crossed.

'Well,' it was Yui's turn to stroke her nape. 'We saw that really hot Chloe chick on the Internet and we can't stop thinking about her and...'

Our daughter paused, not sure how to continue.

Asuna raised her eyes to the ceiling. 'Oh, boy,' she whispered.

Her eyes back to us. 'And, how much do that lady's services cost?' she asked.

I leant and whispered the number in Asuna's ear.

'WHAT?' my wife shrieked. 'Kirito, are you nuts? Sri Lanka could do for a week with that much money!'

'Well, if I recall right, we do have some bank savings. Right, honey?' I tried, pleadingly.

'Yes, we do,' Asuna sighed, running her fingers through her amazing, red hair. 'But I was thinking about getting a new pair of really expensive, brand name boots or something one of these days.'

'So, you are the only one in this house who has the right to buy good stuff for herself?' Yui complained, with a puppy eyes expression.

Asuna gave her daughter a strict look. 'When you have managed to have a successful career as me, young lady, then you can treat yourself to whatever you want,' she retorted.

'At least see her,' I made a final attempt. 'You might like her too.'

'Oh, please,' Asuna scoffed with a dismissive gesture. 'As if I would ever drool over a hooker. I know that I have an open sexuality, but I'm not like you, guys. I still have some dignity, you know. I...'

The next thing she knew, before she could finish that sentence, Yui took out her cellphone, googled that site and showed her mother a photo of Chloe. I swear that, for a moment, I saw Asuna's expressive, brown eyes being replaced by gag hearts, as in Japanese anime gag scenes!

Seeing the effect that Chloe had on Asuna, Yui formed a smile of satisfaction on her lips and meaningfully caressed her chin. 'So, what do you think, mother?' she playfully asked.

'We-we-ha-have to call her,' Asuna stuttered.

Yay. A family foursome with a call girl. Every time I think my life can't get any weirder, the universe finds a way to outdo even my most sickening fantasies!

Guys, quick question. If I wrote a novel with a plot similar to this fanfic's, with original characters, would you buy it? Yes? No?