ME Time

God, you must've been the worst fourth grader ever.

Joke's on you! I skipped fourth grade.

It was a great thrill when he riled Amy Santiago up. It was so easy to do. While she liked to pretend she was cool, calm and collected, she was everything but. She was high strung and snappy, and he enjoyed it when he got the last laugh.

His date walked out without him, but he'd still gotten the last laugh. She hadn't been that great, anyway.

There were plenty of people he'd rather have been out with that night.