Title: Roman à clef
Shigure had not expected to be woken up by a hand around his throat. A hand with an angry, orange-haired owner.
"You sick bastard! I thought you retired from writing!"
"I... did..." he barely whispered.
"Then explain this!" Kyo thrust a book in Shigure's face: The Erotic Adventures of Tohruko and Kyon by 'Noa Kiritani.'
"Uhh... coincidence?"
"Wrong answer." Kyo's grip grew tighter.
"No, Kyo-kun! Don't strangle Shigure-san!"
Shigure's eyes filled with grateful tears at the voice of Tohru, his angel of mercy.
"...stabbing him would be much faster."
That was when he realized he had gone too far.
Author's note: That was fun to write. Thanks to Fading Noctis for the wonderful challenge of "Shigure finally gets caught."