Title: Mine's Longer
"I beat you, rat."
Yuki glanced up condescendingly. "What are you fantasizing about now?"
"It's true. I've already beaten you."
"Pipe dreams don't count."
"Shut up. You wanna know how I won? Mine's longer."
Yuki paused. "By 'longer' you mean..."
"Yeah, that."
"...you're delusional."
"WHAT?"
"Mine is longer, stupid cat. Always has been, always will be."
"Like hell."
"Ask Miss Honda. She's seen both."
"I ain't askin' Tohru. We're gonna compare, here and now."
"You're kidding."
"What's wrong... chicken?" Kyo reached to his waist and unbuckled. Sighing, Yuki did the same.
Sadly, Kyo's belt was two inches shorter than Yuki's.
Author's note: Based on an incredibly sophomoric Boy Scout campfire skit.
Originally this was written for a "Growing up" challenge. It's a good thing I never grew up, so I can continue writing these weird little stories.