The characters that appear in this chapter are from the 'Just Roll with It' series (Disney channel).


Wearing my school uniform, I knocked on Seven's door. She opened, wearing her school uniform too.

The girl turned around and walked over to her bed.

'Did you bring them?' she asked, sitting with her legs crossed. She was referring to my dimensional scissors (Chapters 96-102).

'Hello, Kirito. Come in. Make yourself at home,' I made an impression of the child prodigy, implying that that was what she should have said first instead of getting straight to the point.

Seven rolled her eyes.

I chuckled. 'Here they are, baby girl,' I playfully cut thin air with the aforementioned scissors. 'So, where do you want to go?'

'America,' she answered.

Seven explained to me that she had a Facebook friend, Blair Bennet. Blair was about the same age as Seven and a total delinquent. Due to one of her ideas, her step brother, Owen, had accidentally destroyed his dad's prized sneakers, signed by the famous rapper Lil Pouty.

'And how can we help them?' I casually asked, leaning against the wall.

'Well, I do have a pair of those rare Lil Pouty sneakers, thanks to my sister, Rain, whom I remind you is a famous pop singer,' Seven explained.

'And you're gonna give them away just like that? Just to save your friend?' I gasped. 'Aww, you're pretty sweet, Seven. You're not an arrogant nerd 24/7.'

Seven blushed. 'Just shut your mouth and give me the scissors,' she ordered.

I raised the scissors to the level of my head and looked at them. A pensive smile formed on my face. 'By the way, is that Blair chick cute?'

Seven closed her eyes and pinched her nose. 'Let me guess. You want to come with me to America to meet her.'

I nodded mischievously.

'Fine,' Seven snapped and stood up. 'Now let's go before her parents are back home.'


Blair was awesome indeed. She had long, black, wavy hair and dark brown eyes. She was wearing a blue jacket, red jeans and black boots. I could tell that that kid was a badass!

Owen, on the other hand, a black boy with curly hair, was Blair's polar opposite. Totally uncool and full of obsessions.

'I cannot begin to thank you, Mister Kirito,' he said to me, speaking Japanese perfectly! 'If dad came back and realized I had destroyed his Lil Pouty shoes, he would punish me in some horrific manner I cannot even dare to imagine. For example, he would force me to kiss animals, such as rats and pigs. And the worst thing is that even the animals might think in the end that I'm not a good kisser...'

'Owen, enough,' his sister interrupted him, annoyed by his babbling, although she had probably not understood a word he had said. 'Kirito probably knows English anyway.'

I turned to the beautiful brunette. 'Well, I do, though not as fluently as my friend, Seven, over here,' I said, speaking English in my Japanese accent.

The grey haired girl smiled, not trying to be modest in the slightest.

I turned to the black boy again. 'So, Owen,' I tried to be friendly. 'Where did you learn how to speak Japanese so well?'

'That nerd knows even Mandarin Chinese,' Blair answered in her brother's place and laughed out loud. 'Also, he's into anime.'

'Really?' I raised an eyebrow. 'Me too, Owen. What animes do you like?'

Owen was about to answer, but Blair once more started talking in his place. 'That nerd...'

'BLAIR, THAT'S ENOUGH,' the black boy snapped. 'I can answer the questions myself.'

Blair blew a raspberry and Owen rolled his eyes.

Realizing that those two were always like that, that Blair was not exactly kind to her brother, a mischievous smile was formed on my face. It was high time that someone taught that girl a lesson (and got a few good orgasms while he was at it!)

'So, here is the deal, kiddos,' I said. 'Seven and I will give you the Lil Pouty shoes. If...'

'IF?' both Blair and Owen gasped.

'If Blair has sex with me,' I finished my sentence, raising a finger.

Owen gasped in horror.

Seven sighed indifferently. 'Wow. Didn't see that coming at all,' she whispered sarcastically.

Blair, who realized that I was just messing with them, that we would give them the sneakers anyway, took a playfully innocent expression. 'Oh, no. Please, have mercy, Kirito sama,' she cried.

'THIS IS RAPE, BASTARD,' Owen cried. 'Furthermore, there are so many things that can go wrong. You might give Blair AIDS. Or chlamydia. Or syphilis. Or get her pregnant. Then you will have to marry her and live here with us. And my friends from the anime club will like you way better, because you are Japanese, and nobody will want to hang out with me anymore and I will get depressed and start doing drugs, but I won't have enough money to buy drugs, so I will have to start stealing, until one day I will...'

As Owen kept up his delirium, I leant and whispered to Blair, 'Does he always do that?'

'Only when he's on his period,' Blair answered and we shared a laugh.

'And when is he on his period?' I asked.

'All the time,' Blair answered and we both burst into laughter.

I turned to Seven and meaningfully motioned to her.

Having got the message, my classmate took Owen's hand. 'Umm, how about we go to your room to talk about... sciences?' she proposed kindly.

'Huh?' Owen felt confused.

'Go, Owen,' Blair said with a dismissive gesture. 'Don't worry. No nuclear war will break out just because Kirito and I will have sex.'

Seemingly against his better judgement, the boy let Seven drag him over to the room.

Blair and I exchanged looks.

'And now, it's just the two of us,' I caressed my chin.

'And what are you gonna do about it?' Blair tried to act cool, though I could tell she had no experience.

I chuckled, walked over to her (I think that, at this point, she gulped) and wrapped my hands around her neck. 'Follow my lead and everything will be okay,' I winked.

'Nobody tells me what to do,' the feisty girl retorted. 'Well, except my parents, my teachers and the police, but I'm working on it.'

I chuckled again, leant and joined my lips to hers.

We made out for a while, until I lifted her and took her to the couch. Blair couldn't help giggling.

I took off her boots and socks.

'These feet are really skillful, mind you,' the girl wiggled her toes proudly. 'One time, I made lunch with them, for your knowledge!'

I grimaced. Actually, I'd rather not have been told that! Anyway!

'Let's see what they can do with this,' I got on my knees, lowered my pants and revealed my penis.

Blair smiled mischievously, leant back and took hold of my shaft with her feet. I felt her toe pressing the tip while her heels were squeezing my balls. I leant back too and sighed in pleasure.

Finally, I charged at her. Time to go all the way! The two of us were now removing each other's clothes while making out like crazy.

When I was nude, I sat up and had a look at the recumbent maiden, who was now left only with her underpants on. She had almost no breasts, but that by no means made her less attractive. I'm so lucky!

I squeezed the area where her breasts would be if they existed while kissing her belly. The girl closed her eyes and sighed in pleasure.

I kissed her neck. Her sighs turned into moans.

I removed her underpants while kissing her soft, delicate hand. She giggled.

'Don't treat me as if I was a fragile princess,' she said. 'I'm a karate junior champion, you know. I could kick your butt if I wanted to.'

'You're the princess of badassery,' I winked, eliciting a loud laugh from her.

I leant and took a condom wrapper out of my pants pocket. 'Know how to put this on?' I asked.

'I think so,' she scratched her head. And, with a laugh, she added, 'I might as well try.'

I lay down on my back and Blair got on top of me. For a while, with the condom in one hand, she was stroking my chest with the other hand and kissing my neck and torso. I closed my eyes and sighed in pleasure.

After some clumsy but cute attempts, Blair managed to put the rubber on, moreover with her mouth. Kudos to the young girl!

Taking her by surprise, I turned us over so that I was now on top anew.

The girl wrapped around me her little, beautiful legs, which I was more than happy to grope as I slowly drove my penis in her pussy.

I thrust. And thrust. Blair tightened her arms and legs around me.

'YES, YES, KIRITO. I'M A BADASS. I'M A WHORE. FUCK ME LIKE THE WHORE THAT I AM!'


Later, Blair and I were sitting on the couch, still nude, chilling after our previous session. We were watching tv. I was casually caressing the girl's hair.

Blair took an unlike her serious expression. She placed her hand on her bare chest. 'In all seriousness, Kirito, thanks for helping us,' she said. 'If Owen had got into trouble because of me, I wouldn't have forgiven myself.'

I playfully caressed her oblique muscle. 'So you care about your little brother more than you show,' I deduced with a smile.

'Shut up,' Blair blushed.

Speaking of whom, was Owen and Seven still talking about sciences?


Seven's POV...

In Owen's room, we were nude and I was riding him cowgirl style.

'Seven, this is so wrong,' the ebony skinned boy cried amid his orgasm cries as I was bouncing on his huge copulatory organ. 'There are one million things that might go wrong. For example...'

'DO YOU EVER SHUT YOUR MOUTH?' I screamed in my climax, looking at the ceiling.