The Very, Very Bad Wolf
Something was wrong. 'Grandfather hadn't always looked like a large black dog,' Little Tohru Riding Hood wondered, 'had he?'
"Grandfather, what big eyes you have!"
"The better to see you with, my dear! Especially your sexy legs. Viva miniskirts!"
"What a large nose you have!"
"The better to smell your intoxicating aroma with, my dear… but touch my nose… it's so very cold. You'd better get in bed with me to warm me up."
"Okay!"
The door crashed open. Kyo, Yuki, Arisa, and Saki held axes.
"Hey, the woodsman isn't supposed to come in until later."
"That's what you think."
Author's note: I need to thank Ebony Dagger for the "Wolf" challenge--when I thought about it, the first wolf that came to mind was the one of the "Big Bad" variety. And who better to play the part than the resident perv, Shigure?
In the tradition of holiday season "panto", I thought I'd make this my first drabble of 2010. I'm going to try and continue posting drabbles (at least one per week) all year long--I'm looking forward to hitting chapter number 100 very soon. I'll try to make my 100th drabble something special.
Thanks for everyone who have submitted challenge ideas. Even though I have not written a drabble for every challenge, I have read and considered them all. And when I go on vacation later this month, I'll be taking my writing notebook with me and will write as many drabbles as I can.
Happy New Year everybody! Thanks for reading and thank you especially for your reviews!