Chocolate Milk
Oh my God, she's totally gonna flunk us. I haven't gotten an F since I failed recess in second grade. "Teachers need a break too, Amy".
"How's Terry?" Amy says, as Jake eases himself into a chair.
"Well, Terry no longer has a penis", he winces, "And I can barely move because he rearranged every bone in my body".
"You still don't know what a vasectomy is, do you?" she smirks at him, and he frowns at her.
"I'm just pissed that he called me a work friend. After evreythign we've been through as a team- Nine Nine! He's always shouting Nine Nine- he still thinks i'm a work friend".
"We aren't really that close", she says quietly after a moment. "Outside of work".
He gestures to their table, before groaning loudly. "What is all this? I know everything about everybody!"
She shrugs.
"At the very least, we are more than just work friends". He pushed her drink closer to her. "Also, I'm going to need you to drive me home I definitely cannot drive like this".
She rolls her eyes, but smiles at him. "Sure".