The Mole
Can you please give me a ride?
Fine. I'll get my stuff, but this better not bite me in the ass.
"Better not bite me in the ass" is the name of your sex tape. But seriously, thank you so much for your help.
Amy had never seen Jake that rattled before.
"Jake-"
"No, don't", he interrupted. "Oh God, it's going to take years of therapy to undo whatever that was. Oh God, Boyle and Gina!"
"There's a mole in the precinct-"
"Its Boyle and Gina!" he sounded on the verge of hysterics. "Like, what can be worse than this? Boyle! And Gina!"
"No one saw that coming", she agreed, starting the car.
"No, don't". He waved at her, resting his head on the dash.
No one should have to find out about their best friend and their childhood best friend like that. No one should have to find out about anyone like that. And Jake had thought there was only one possibility for a couple in the Nine Nine, and that was him and Amy. Before. Before things got weird.
"Lets go, buddy". She patted him gently on the shoulder.
"Charles and Gina!"
"I know!" Amy suddenly shuddered, and the look of disgust on her face made Jake chuckle.
She never meant to, but she liked being able to make him smile.