USPIS

"Hey", Jake says suddenly, startling Amy.

She jumps slightly. "What?"

"Wasn't Scully's birthday like six months ago? Charles made a cake".

"We don't eat Charles's cooking", Amy says. "And none of us can stand to watch Hitchcock or Scilly eat. Besides, I thought you knew everything about all of us. Shouldn't you know when their birthdays are?" she smirks at his eyeroll.

"We were scammed".

He knew the important birthdays. Charles's, Gina's… and Amy's was august nineteenth.