"Run Carl!" Murphy shouted, as he fired his Beretta at the approaching giant.
"Forget that shit!" Carl replied back as he fired his own pistol at their attacker.
Unsurprisingly, their efforts were useless against Jason Voorhees. He charged forward and slashed through the hapless officers with his huge machete. They choked to death on their own blood.
Jason turned away from their corpses and headed for fresh victims.
Until the sound of screeching wheels outside caught his attention.
Buffy and the Scoobies and Neil and his friends hurried out of their automobiles and halted, staring in shock. A pale moon and flickering street lights illuminated the scene.
The police station was engulfed in chaos!
Cops and convicts were either fighting for their lives or fleeing for their lives as the movie monsters attacked! Xenomorphs were running down everyone as they watched.
"Giles, you and Buffy and Neil and the Scoobs need to find that fucking VCR! We'll handle the monsters!" Athena yelled.
"Agreed!" Giles said. And with that, everyone sprang forward. Neil personalities started grabbing the
Xenomorphs and hurling them away from the people. The Aliens reacted by turning their attention to them and a huge melee ensued.
"This is fucking crazy!" Faith cried as she punched a drone away from her. The drone slashed with its tail at her, causing her to dodge crazily.
"Remember they have acid for blood!" Artemis reminded everyone.
A plasma shot blasted the Xenomorph Apollo was battling, causing him to jump back and look up at the roof of the police department where the blast had come from.
He glared at the Predator.
The Predator glared at him.
Apollo tensed and flipped up on the roof.
They both turned to face each other and assumed a fighting stance.
I always wanted to fight one of these things. Apollo thought.
As the battle raged outside, Neil, Buffy, and the Scoobies were waging a battle of their own!
Jason slashed at them savagely with his machete as they jumped back. Buffy lashed out with a side kick to his head knocking him backwards over an upturned desk. Jason arose and flung the desk at Buffy who caught it and hurled it back at him knocking him back down. Giles raised his crossbow and unleashed a bolt which struck the masked maniac between his eyes as he got back up and threw the desk off of him. Halting, Jason pulled the bolt from his face and tossed it straight at Giles!
"Oh hell…" Giles whispered, his eyes wide.
But it never reached its target.
Because Buffy grabbed it out of midair and threw it so it went through Jason's throat!
As Jason reached again for the bolt, Buffy viciously kicked him out a nearby window! He fell and was lost from view.
"Your movies blow you masked prickadick!" Buffy screamed after him.
"BUFFY! GILES!" came Willow's fearful voice.
They both turned around to see Neil and Xander struggling with Michael Myers. Willow was laying on the ground, a slash on her face. Michael flung Xander aside only for Neil to flip Myers over his shoulder through a bench. Michael grabbed Neil's ankles and jerked hard, forcing Neil to fall to the ground. As Michael got back up, Buffy hit him with several rapid-fire punches and a spin kick to the face, sending him through an open door to the stairwell. He fell down a couple of flights of stairs and was lost from view.
"Come on!" Buffy cried. The others followed her as she headed to the evidence locker.
Meanwhile…
A manhole cover flew off and several Xenomorphs scrambled out, grabbed Taryn, and dragged her struggling form through the manhole cover to the sewers!
"TARYN!" Lilith roared. She jumped down the open hole followed by Athena and Faith. As they landed on the wet concrete and moved forward, drones sprang forward. Athena and Lilith unshouldered their carbines and opened fire with armor-piercing rounds, blowing them apart. The Aliens screeched as they were riddled with bullets.
"Where is she?!" Lilith demanded.
"There she is!" Athena cried, pointing.
Taryn was running towards them, sub-machine gun in hand, with drones hot on her proverbial tail.
Athena gave Faith her sidearm, and the three of ran forward and opened fire on Taryn's pursuers. Taryn reached them and spun around adding her volume of fire to theirs, shredding the hapless drones.
Before any words could be spoken, the sewer floor caved in beneath them!
They fell to an unknown destination.
Apollo slashed and parried the Predator's pole-arm with his broadsword. Sparks flew as their weapons clashed!
Down below, the remaining personalities and cops were blazing away with their guns at the seemingly endless hordes of drones!
But they were just too many!
"How goddamn many are there?! Fuck!" Helen shouted as she reloaded her firearm.
"Too fucking many!" Hera snapped back.
There was silence for a moment.
And then something stirred in the blackness of the tunnel.
Athena rose slowly to her feet and scanned her surroundings, carbine at the ready.
Shit. Athena thought.
They had fallen into what could be only a hive tunnel. That Xenomorph gunk was everywhere, covering the walls, floors, and ceilings. She looked further up.
There was a hole far above in which light was streaming through. This was obviously what they had fallen through to end up in their current predicament. It was several stories up, at least.
We could change into bats and fly up there, but that won't help Faith. Athena thought, gazing at the hole.
A noise at her feet caused her to look down. The others were stirring.
Helping them up, the four women looked around warily.
"Oh fuck my life." Faith muttered.
"Fuck all our lives." Taryn amended.
The quiet sound of numerous drones stealthily approaching from one direction caused them to quietly withdraw in the opposite direction.
"Let us hope this direction is the correct one to escape." Lilith commented.
"And not a direction we're being herded in." Athena remarked.
The Predator was knocked to the ground but slashed with his wrist blades, causing Apollo to jump back. Getting back up, the extraterrestrial hunter lunged with his wrist weapon, but Apollo stepped aside, evading his opponent's attack. Whipping his massively muscled arms around, he slammed his huge fists into the yautja's face and body, staggering it and knocking its mask off its head! The angered alien roared at Apollo for this affront.
Apollo's face shifted to vampire mode and he roared back!
Down below, Neil's friends and the cops had run out of ammo and were fending their attackers off the best that they could!
"What is taking them so fucking long to find and destroy that damn thing?!" Neptune roared, tossing a drone violently into a nearby squad car.
What was delaying them you ask?
How about a determined cyborg?
Neil and the Scoobies were laying unconscious in various positions while Buffy battled a seemingly unstoppable enemy.
The Terminator.
(The T-800 to be precise!)
"You have been targeted for termination." the machine stated in its characteristic Austrian accent as it reached for the blond Slayer.
"You have been targeted to shut your damn mouth!" Buffy snapped back. She swung a kick into its side, only for the cyborg to grab her leg and smash her through the wall!
Buffy got back to her feet only to sense an enemy behind her. She rolled away in time to avoid Jason's machete swipe! It ended up in the Terminator's forehead instead! The two monsters cocked their heads at each other, then the T-800 readjusted its head and violently shoved Jason away from it.
Turning back towards Buffy, the Terminator was attacked from behind by the undead psychopath! The cybernetic killer from the future whirled on the Crystal Lake zombie and their struggle began in earnest.
Buffy didn't stick around to watch. She ran back to help her friends!
Things had went from bad to worse!
As Athena had feared, the drones were indeed herding them.
Straight to an egg chamber.
And now they were fighting an onslaught of facehuggers, warriors and drones!
Athena, Taryn, and Lilith fought to reach Faith who was struggling with a facehugger attempting to do exactly that! The three amazon's carbines fired without pause.
"Get this little fucker off of me!" Faith snarled. The spidery creature screeched as its tail wrapped around her slim throat. Faith gurgled as she was strangled.
Reaching her girlfriend, Athena snatched the little bastard, breaking its grip on Faith. She hurled it away with such vicious force that it slammed into a nearby wall and was killed instantly.
Helping Faith up, they were both knocked down by charging warriors! Taryn and Lilith were unable to assist because they were literally swarmed by drones!
"I'm not going to fucking die at the claws of fucking fictional monsters!" Athena roared, fighting viciously.
Meanwhile…
The battle was momentarily interrupted by Jason and the Terminator crashing through a second-story window before it resumed.
The T-800 and Jason Voorhees didn't even notice the change of locale or the other combatants. They clambered back to their feet and resumed their own battle, swinging haymakers at each other.
Buffy and the Scoobies had finally arrived at the evidence room and found the accursed recorder. It was shining brilliantly with an evil crimson glow and stained with
previous victims' blood.
Unfortunately they had been ambushed by a certain Haddonfield slasher.
Michael Myers has appeared out of nowhere and slashed Buffy's hand open with his butcher knife!
"You William Shatner mask-wearing freak!" Buffy hissed. She kicked the blade out of the immortal killer's hand, caught the weapon with her left hand and shoved it into the side of Michael's neck!
Myers fell soundlessly to the ground.
Buffy was having none of that. She picked the limp Michael up and tossed him through the open evidence room door, then shut and locked said door.
"Do your thing Giles!" Xander cried.
Giles raised his hands and chanted a spell as he pulled an ancient coin from his pocket. The gold coin glowed an ominous red and Giles tossed it at the VCR even as a loud bang sounded on the door. Buffy and Neil turned expectantly towards it. The yellow item of money struck the hexed machine and exploded and the VCR detonated along with it!
It all became very quiet.
"Is it...over?" Willow asked nervously, looking at each of her friends in turn.
Cautiously, they opened the door and peered around.
No Michael Myers.
Apollo looked at where the Predator had been, then walked to the edge of the police station roof and looked down.
Diana, Artemis, Neptune, Helen, Bellona, Zeus, Ares, and Hera and the shell-shocked police officers looked back up at him. Of the Xenomorphs, Jason Voorhees, and the Terminator, there was no sign.
"Damn. I really wanted to finish that fight." Apollo muttered.
The four women looked around warily.
Where there was once a hive, now there was only an ordinary sewer.
"Let's get the fuck out of here." Taryn stated.
They headed to the nearest tunnel.