IMPORTANT! DISCLAIMER!:

I DO NOT OWN JOAPUIN PHOENIX OR HIS INCREDIBLY TALENTED AND LONLEY FRIEND THE JOKER. JOKER BELONGS TO THE DCCEUMCUDCMEUEXTENDEDEUUNIVERSEBYDC AND JOAQUIN IS STILL STUCK WITH MEL GIBSON IN A BASEMENT SOMEWHERE IN KANSAS. I ALSO DO NOT IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM OWN THE TINY CLUMP OF GREEN PLAYDOH I FOUND IN MY FRIEND'S BEDROOM, STUCK UNDERNEATH HIS NIGHTSTAND. MY FRIEND, WHOSE NAME IS TRASH, CAME INTO THE ROOM WHEN HE SAW ME TAKING HIS PLAYDOH. HE TRIED TO STOP ME, BUT HE FAILED, AND I MADE HIM LOSE HIS LIFE TO DEATH AS HE FELL OUT THE WINDOW OF HIS ROOM. I KNOW AM THE PROUD OWNER OF GREEN PLAYDOH, WHO I HAVE AFFECTIONATELY NAMED, YODI. BUT ANYWAY THAT HAPPENED 3 DAYS AGO. I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS FANFICTION, AS IT ACTUALLY IS BASED ON SOMETHING I SAW WHEN I WAS EATING AT APPLEBEES THE OTHER NIGHT. I HAD JUST FINISHED 56 PLATES OF THE THREE-CHEESE CHICKEN PENNE, AND MY COUSIN'S SECOND BUT FIRST MOTHER HAD DIED WHEN SHE ATE 1 BONELESS HOTWING. JUST THEN, I WAS ABOUT TO CALL FOR OUR HORRIBLY SKINNY WAITER NAMED DUNCAN TO ORDER MY FAVORITE DESERT, THEIR FINEST BOWL OF "DISHWATER FROM THE BACK SINK", WHEN I SPOTTED THE FAMOUS VILLAN JOKER HAVING DINNER WITH JEDI MASTER YODA. IT WAS FREAKING AWESOME TO SEE THEM FINALLY GET BACK TOGETHER AFTER ALL THIS TIME APART. I COULDN'T WAIT TO SEE WHAT WOULD HAPPEN NEXT. BUT AFTER A FRACTION OF A MILLISECOND OF WATCHING THEM, I GOT EXTREMELY BORED AND LEFT FOR HOME. SO NOW, HERE I AM, AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING, BRINGING YOU LOVELIES A GREAT STORY BASED ON A REAL-LIFE STORY. ENJOY THE STORY! ALSO, I KNOW THIS ISN'T HOW WE USUALLY WRITE THESE THINGS, BUT I DON'T THINK THE OTHER EMPLOYEES WILL CARE TO MUCH HERE. JUST HAVE TO MAKE SURE MY SUPERVISOR DOESN'T READ THIS. ENJOY AGAIN! ENJOY! JOKEST!

Chapter 1:

It was a beautiful night in the city of Detroit Become Human, Michigan, United States. On the corner of two very busy intersections that had people driving at 1 million miles per hour and hitting pedestrians along their way, sat the popular and romantic restaurant of Applebee's. It was booked tight, if you wanted a table there to eat the awesome food, you could not get a reservation. You would have to call them like 2 times just to get a nice booth seat. But one very fortunate couple was able to reserve a seat at this lovely establishment. A newly founded couple, who have been dating for only a few short months. But those few short months were legendarily heavenly for the two, and they were very happy. Very cool.

Their names were Mr. and Mrs. Joker and Yoda.

Yoda sat happily in his little kiddie highchair facing opposite of Joker, who was currently wolfing down a plate of Apples and live bees. Yoda was staring longingly at his hideous lover who was being stung all over his face by angry live bees and pits of pointy apple shards, and Yoda was so happy. Yoda shuffled in his seat gleefully, trying to get Joker's attention.

"Hmmm, a good evening this has been, hmm?", Yoda said with a crinkly old fart smile.

Joker paused for a moment in his eating, and he simply uttered a small: "OOooooOOoOoOo."

Yoda chuckled a bit. "Grateful I am, that we were able to acquire this booth seat, yes? Thankful I am for having this 24 karat Discover Gold Member Card so that I could bribe the entire company of Applebee's for letting us eat hear, hmmm."

Joker continued gobbling down what would soon end his life, as the bee venom was replacing all the blood in his body, and he was basically becoming 99% bee instead of human, which is freaking disgusting. All the while, he was just mumbling, "ooOoOoOOOOoOoooooOoOOOOOOoOo!"

Yoda, now becoming a little annoyed by his partner's lack of attention towards him, started to become furious within his tiny green brain. Yoda then started to devise a plan to kill Joker so that Joker would start paying attention to him. Yoda began to look around the restaurant, noticing only a lot of depressed middle class americans sitting around and eating slop. But then, he noticed a small rat running along the floor of the dinning room. It was the classic Disney Pixar character Remy from the hit film "Paris Rat in Paris."

"Perfectly this will work!", Yoda said with his stupid speech impediment.

So, using the powerful force within his 900-year-old failing body, Yoda picked up little Remy and flung him across the restaurant and placed him in front of Joker's face in midair. Joker gazed his eyeballs up to see the scared creature but continued eating as he did so.

"Look Joker! A little rat this is! Would like to make friends, hmmm?"

Joker stared at Remy for a moment, then back at Yoda. He then said, "I'll eat rat!"

He then grabbed Remy by the body and shoved him whole into his mouth and chewed on the animated icon until he was no more. Joker than let a big, huge belch that probably started some earthquakes in some part of the world. "OoOoOOOOOOOOOoOOoooOOOO! That was really racist. Society!" With saying that, Joker than went back to eating all the live bees and apple fruits, pleased with his life choices.

Yoda became horribly enraged, and his little green veins were starting to bulge out from his arms and head. It caused him a great deal of pain. He was hurting with much pain. So much pain. Pain! Yoda screamed with pain, and the whole restaurant got scared and ran away. Now it was just Yoda and Joker alone in the Applebee's. Yoda unfastened his safety restraints on his kiddie chair and stood up upon the table. He walked over to stand in front of the Joker's face and steal his attention away from his empty plate of nothing. Joker finished swallowing his food and peered up at the small living tree stump. He tried to shoo Yoda away with his hand, but Yoda slapped his hand then slapped his makeup face, leaving a red mark that looked like the old Jedi master's handprint.

"Ow! What the heck was that for my little green friend?", Joker inquired.

"Rude and mean you have been to me.", Yoda replied. "Take you out to this nice restaurant I did. Pay for all your food of this kind I did! Prepared to call Uber for us I was! Is this the thanks that I get from you?"

Joker realized the situation he was now in. He then put on a stern look about his face and dusted off his clothes of all the crumbs he had accumulated. He then looked seriously into Yoda's cataract ridden eyes.

"Wanna hear a joke, Yoda?"

Yoda was annoyed and said, "No. Hear a joke I do not want to."

"Ok, here it goes. What do you get when you mix a mentally ill Yoda with a society of Applebee's loving morons, mixed with a prior notion of racist intent, mixed with a world full of My Little Pony merchandise, mixed with your mom?"

"What is it that you get, clown boy?"

"You get what you stinking deserve swamp thing!"

Joker then pulled out his signature weapon of choice, a gun, and shot Yoda point blank in the face. Yoda fell off the table and rolled 20 feet away from their booth. Joker laughed like a Joker should. He got up and ran to Yoda's body to make sure he was dead. But upon further inspection, Joker noticed something terrible. Yoda still lived. The bullet had indeed pierced his wrinkly head, but through expert use of the force, the bullet had not yet gone through the skull. Yoda held it in place in his forehead and proceeded to get himself back up.

Joker, trying not to act surprised, then said, "Master Yoda… You survived."

"Surprised?", Yoda quipped.

"No." Joker yelled.

"Hehehe… More than bullets it will take to take me down will it."

Joker started to laugh and roll his head sarcastically. "Ah but that's just the problem now isn't it. Of course you wouldn't die Yoda because it's your plan. But plans are stupid. You see, when you see on the news that a bus full of Iranian terrorist children had blown up somewhere, nobody panics. It's all part of the plan. But when one, little old racist white man pees off the balcony of his roof, still nobody panics. Its still all part of the plan. BUT. But when one, little old green man gets shot inside an Applebee's… nobody freaking panics. The plan is still a part of the plan. BUUUUUUUUT. When one, little spec of poo drops on your toe, then everybody loses their minds!"

Yoda stared at the crazy Joker man, and thought to himself, "Wow. Dating a cool guy I am. But a jerk he is being right now, hmmm."

"You see Yoda, I take their plans, and I flip them on their little heads. It's fun. It's society. So don't think I will let you get away with this evening that easily. You single handedly ruined my Applebee's dream dinner. And now, now you're going to pay for it. Prepare to die."

"Not if, anything to say about it, I have!" Upon saying this, Yoda then charged up a ball of dark-side force lighting in his hand, and blasted Joker with it. Joker screamed and flew across the Applebee's and out one of the dinning room windows. His body rag dolled into the street, and he fell onto the street on the street. He groaned from the pain of lightning and got up slowly. But Yoda was already right next to him. Joker, out of fear, fell down onto the street once again in cowardice.

"Y-Y-Yoda…. Please, don't do this to me. Don't kill me, that's not part of the plan. You can't, I live in a society! We live in a society! Think about what you're doing, huh?"

Yoda looked coldly down at his former lover, and said, "Hey Joker. Wanna hear a funny joke?"

Joker thought about this for 3 minutes. Then replied, "No."

"Ok, here it goes…. Joe…. Who is he, hmmm?"

"Ligma balls.", Joker replied confidently and with a big grin on his face.

Yoda then became so mad, that giant thunderheads appeared overhead, and his little body began to course with lightning. Joker then understood that he had answered wrong, and he didn't get the joke. He started to crawl away to escape Yoda's wrath. But it was too late.

"Bofa… what is bofa, you ask? Let this be the final chapter in the chapter of the story of the paragraph of the sentence of the story's story of the Joker.", Yoda's voice boomed.

And with that, a crackling column of mega lightning shot down from the sky, and bass boosted its way into Joker's frying corpse. He yelled so loud, that it probably caused several earthquakes somewhere in the world. After a long period of frying and bass boost lighting, Joker's body was reduced to Joker cubes. Yoda calmed down and proceeded to pick up all 15 of the Joker cubes and placed them in a little blue ice tray. Yoda started to cry, and put on his fedora and trench coat, and walked down the empty street of Detroit as the rain began to fall all around him…

P.S. HEY GAMERS. I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED THIS STORY, AND GUESS WHAT. MY SUPERVISOR BARGED IN AND SAW THAT I WAS WRITING THIS. YOU WON'T BELIVE HOW THIS IS GOING TO END! HES NOW TELLING ME TO STOP WRITING OUT THIS SENTENCE RIGHT NOW, AND SAYING SOME FAKE GARBAGE ABOUT FALSEFYING REAL EVENTS, MESSING WITH THE TIMELINE, ENDANGERING OTHER EMPLOYEES, AND YADA YADA YADA AND SO ON AND SO FORTH. HE'S REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES GAMERS; I THINK I'M JUST GOING TO GAME END HIM RIGHT HERE AND NOW. THAT'S RIGHT, KILL MY SUPERVISOR. WHAT DO YOU GAMERS THINK? YAY OR NAY? LEAVE A REVIEW SAYING WHAT WILL HAPPEN TO MY SUPERVISOR. ALRIGHT GUYS, HE'S TAKING AWAY MY KEYBOARD NOW, BUT I'M STILL ABLE TO TYPE THIS LAST THING. ALWAYS REMEBEREW HFRWHFIDJHNKLNBAGFIAKL; SI K FDSA F TGWTG G H II65LK ,M / 3