Alone in her dorm room of 1-A, someone was finally about to break.
She loved him.
Oh god did she love him.
Kyoka Jirou doesn't know why though.
Is it his cheeky personality?
His smugness?
His smile?
His round cheeks?
She doesn't know and she doesn't care.
All she cared about was getting closer to him.
"Damn, I sound like a darange yandere or something."
She does, doesn't she?
But love makes you think, say, and do crazy things.
And that's ok.
But damn her own nervousness and care for a reputation!
If it wasn't for the judgment the others had of him, she would've already confessed her love out loud.
But no, she also had to put that first over her own heart's desires.
And she played the role quite well too. She would often ignore him every time he tried to talk to her until he eventually stopped.
She hated herself when that happened.
She would sometimes sigh longingly and stare at the ceiling full of regret, "I am sorry for hurting you so much…"
For she did not want any harm done to him.
Every time he was distressed and crying, she wanted to run up and comfort him. Cuddling him until he felt safe.
And everytime she didn't do that broke her heart.
And every time he talked about the other girls, she felt jealous that he wouldn't mention anything about her… or at least that one time in the locker room...
"Just do it already!" She shouted into her pillow.
But she cared too much of what others might think, forcing a tear out of her eye.
"But just… why did it have to be you!?"
Then a knock to her room snapped her back to reality.
"Jiro, you'll be late for the christmas party!"
It was Mina, excited for the next event!
"I'm coming!"
With quick reflexes, Jiro was out and ready for the party.
"This is going to be so much fun!" Mina shouted.
"I hope so, I didn't spend my money on candies for nothing." Jiro added.
And the two were off.
The party may have been standard, but it was fun.
Goofing around and having fun was in itself relaxing. Especially when Eri came with presets of her own.
How cute!
But she could never concentrate, because she kept looking at… HIM.
"You're going to love my present Denki!"
"Maybe Minoru, but I think my present to you will be much better."
There he was, the love of her life…
"Damn you! I just want one moment alone!"
But… she always had an opportunity to be alone with him. An opportunity to confess.
And yet she hasn't.
"I… do I really love you then if I can't get over the fear of judgment… What am I even thinking!?"
Jiro was losing her mind!
She needed to tell him today. It didn't matter if he didn't feel the same way, she needed to let it out.
And she would try and fail every time.
Every time she tried to get close, there was always something pulling her away.
"Let's play this game!"
"I bet we can do this together!"
"Look, isn't this one cute!?"
It was getting annoying!
Until finally, it was the end of the day and time to bring out their presents to each other.
Jiro was feeling down. She had some presents for the others, but nothing for him…
"Am I really in love, or is it some kind of weird obsession?"
They passed their presents to each other and soon the party was over. Time for the clean up.
She was about to excuse herself and head up to her room, when she saw Uraraka giggling to herself in the stairs.
Out of curiosity, she asked: "What are you doing?"
Uraraka stopped and quickly hid something behind her back.
"Uh… nothing!"
Jiro didn't believe her and looked a bit past her…
"Is that a mistletoe on a stick and string?"
"Un… no?"
She was not amused, "Is it for Midoriya?"
Uraraka's face turned tomato red. "NO!"
Jiro sighed, "Listen Ochacko, the both of you are so clearly in love that if you just talked to him you'll… wait…" a literal light bulb appeared over her head, much to Uraraka's confusion, "can I see that real quick?"
And with no warning, she used her earphone jack to reach over and yoink the mistletoe from Uraraka's hands and quickly left.
The gravity hero wanted to stop her, but then realised that Jiro also needed the mistletoe.
"Oh my gosh… I need to tell the others!"
And in no time, she found him, talking to the others.
Her heart pounded hard as she hid the mistletoe behind her
"Here I go…"
She slowly made her way through the room, politely moving her classmates from her way.
Her heart pounded faster as she inched forward towards her crush.
She heard whispers coming from behind her.
Out of the corner of her eye, Uraraka was talking to the others…
"I thought gossiping was Mina's thing! You are spending too much time with her!"
Knowing that she now had everyone else's attention, she wanted to back out!
"NO! Not now!"
She got closer and closer, her heart ready to burst out of her chest.
Until she finally made it.
Standing and facing away from her and towards the couch was… Kaminari.
Whispers were heard.
"Oh my gosh I knew it!"
"You owe me yen now!"
"Fucking finally!"
"Kaminari…" everyone went silent as the electric boy turned around.
"Um… yeah?"
"Could you, uh, move to the side please."
?
Kaminari scratched his head with no clue of what's going on,"Uh yeah sure."
He did so to reveal Minoru Mineta, sitting down at the couch.
"Uh, h-hi Jiro. I, uh, was about to clean too!"
He sounded nervous. If it was with someone else he would've been sarcastic.
"Am I that scary towards him?"
"I didn't say or do anything perverted I swear!"
"Mineta I-"
"Kaminari can vouch for me! Right dude?"
"Listen I-"
Mineta then curled up into a ball and covered his eyes.
"Just let it be my left eye this time!"
"Shut up and look!"
Everyone was even more confused as Mineta slowly uncovered his eyes. They widened at the sight of a mistletoe right above him and Jiro.
Jiro's face was red hot, "This is my present to you."
"Me?"
She nodded her head.
"But why?"
"Hmm?"
"Why me?"
Jiro didn't have an answer, "Well, you see."
"After everything? You hate me!"
It was worse than she thought. "No I don't!"
He stood up on the couch, "Yes you do! The schemes I pull, ok fine. But every time I even try to talk to you you just brush me off!"
Jiro's mind went back to those times… she really did leave a bad impression on him.
"And now? You are just messing with me!"
Everyone's eyes widened.
"What do you-"
"And now a mistletoe kiss, from you? What kind of sick prank is this!?"
She was taken aback, "I, I…"
Mineta sighed, "It is no secret what my goals are, but come on. I know you are better than this…" He then jumped down and headed away.
Jiro felt… angry. Angry at herself for such a bold move, angry at him for actually having more depth, and angry at love!
She angrily threw the stick behind her…
"AH MY EYE!"
Stomped towards Mineta and harshley turned him around.
"Jiro what are you-ah!" he gasped as she pulled him up by the shirt.
"Y-You idiot!"
He feared the worst: going blind.
But what happened next shook the world to its core.
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWUAH!
The whole class lost their minds!
Momo fainted, some of the boys cheered, Tsuyu slapped herself with her own tongue, Todoroki was confused, it was chaos!
"How's that for "messing" with you… Minoru?"
The grape boy's face was pale and his body limb.
"MINORU!"
The kiss took him by such a shock that his whole body just shut down completely.
And that is how Minoru Mineta… DIED!
But it is a good thing they have a living defibrillator for a classmate…
Yeah I have no idea what this is either. Written in less than an hour, over half of it done in 20 minutes in a 20 minute challenge I put for myself and decided to finish. It was a bit harder than I thought actually, to write it in twenty minutes… And I challenge anyone to do the same!
So uh… I hope you enjoyed this garbage… bye!