Caught in the Act
"PIECK! PROCO! Gabi's drinking coffee from the military cafeteria!" Falco yelled outside Porco's door.
"I am not you little nark! This is just…really hot Pepsi!" Gabi countered, taking a sip out of her hot mug. Falco rolled his eyes before attempting to open the door, but it was locked. Rather than just leave, Falco took a miniature screwdriver out of his pocket, and put it in the keyhole, and kept jimmying it into the keyhole until he heard the door unlock. When Falco opened the door, he and Gabi looked into the room, and their mouths shot wide open with their eyes nearly bulging out of their heads.
"GAH! WHAT THE HELL!?" Porco yelled as he sat up. Porco and Pieck were lying down in Porco's bed, completely naked, with their exposed skin only covered by Porco's dark red blanket. Falco and Gabi were still looking at Porco and Pieck in complete shock before Pieck shot Porco a similar look, with an eyebrow raised in curiosity.
"I thought you locked the door," Pieck whispered into Porco's ear.
"I did. I'm gonna kill Reiner for teaching Falco how to pick locks," Porco whispered back before Gabi ran over to Pieck's side of the bed.
"What're you guys doing?" Gabi asked as Pieck held on to the blanket to make sure nothing else got exposed in front of the young Warriors.
"Oh…uh…we were…ummm…well…," Porco struggled to answer, shooting Pieck a desperate look for help. Pieck saw the look in Porco's eyes, and nodded, before turning to Gabi, patting her on the head.
"We were…doing stamina training," Pieck explained. Gabi raised an eyebrow, and opened her mouth slightly, trying to formulate one of the millions of questions that were bouncing in her head before Falco interjected.
"Stamina training?"
"Uhhh…yeah Falco, that's exactly what we're doing. See, Pieck always loses her stamina and is usually a minute away from falling asleep after transforming back into a human after being the Cart Titan for a while."
"Right…"
"Well, we decided to try and…wrestle around in the bed so that we can improve Pieck's stamina after she's human," Porco answered, silently praying that the kids would be satisfied with the answer and leave him and Pieck alone. However, if there was one thing Porco still needed a lot of training in, it was what goes on in the mind of a curious child and how many questions they have in their young minds.
"OK…but why're the two of you naked?"
"Oh…that…is to improve speed. Clothes add a little weight that could slow us down and get in the way. So, we took off our clothes so we can have as smooth of a wrestling match as we could," Pieck jumped in to explain, putting Porco in a side headlock as Falco looked at the two of them with a raised eyebrow. Pieck and Porco could tell that Falco wasn't entirely convinced by their explanation, but Gabi seemed to be convinced of this explanation and ran up to Falco with excitement in her eyes.
"You heard them, Falco! We have to make some time to do this training! You may even beat me in the race with the stamina you gain from this!" Gabi exclaimed excitedly, causing Pieck and Porco to nearly choke on air at what Gabi was implying with Falco. Pieck immediately let go of Porco, and grabbed Gabi by the sleeve of her shirt, and pulled her away from Falco as Porco ran a hand through his pink hair.
"No, no you're not. This is…a strategy for people who already can turn into Titans. So, maybe when you're older, we'll teach you," Pieck explained as Gabi's face contorted into one of disappointment as behind her, Falco breathed a quiet sigh of relief.
"But-"
"When you're older! Now, didn't you two have something to tell us?" Pieck said, quickly wanting to change the subject, causing Falco to nearly jump as he remembered what he originally wanted to tell them.
"Yeah, Gabi took the coffee from the break room-"
"You're lying! I found the coffee, and I made it!"
"You told me it was hot Pepsi a few minutes ago."
"Shut up!"
"OK, you two! Gabi, don't take any more coffee from the break room without permission, and Falco, when someone doesn't answer the door, don't pick the lock to come in. Understand?" Porco scolded, causing the two young Warriors to straighten up their poster and look at Porco's serious look with frightened ones of their own. Falco and Gabi straightened their posters and looked right at Porco's annoyed face.
"Yes!" the two yelled out before turning to leave.
"Don't forget to close the door," Pieck reminded as Gabi grabbed the doorknob and closed the door. Pieck sighed before falling back into a laying position on the bed while Porco started rubbing Pieck's exposed abdomen with his fingers, gently caressing her skin that caused Pieck to let out a satisfied sigh.
"Oh man, that was too close. Thank God Gabi doesn't know what sex is," Pieck whispered as Porco gave Pieck's abdomen several butterfly kisses.
"She really can be as dumb as Reiner sometimes," Porco responded in between kisses, causing Pieck to grab his ear and start twisting it.
"That's not nice, Pokko, Gabi's only a little kid," Pieck scolded, as Porco started hissing in pain. Pieck let Porco go after almost a minute in the ear lock, allowing Porco to try and rub the stinging pain and ear.
"I know, but whenever she talks, I swear to God she sounds exactly the same as that idiot Reiner when he used to say all the time about Eldians and shit," Porco countered as Pieck sighed before laying down, turning her head so that she could lay her head on his chest. Pieck started rubbing the spaces between Porco's muscles and giving them little pecks, to which Porco responded by running his hand through Pieck's messy black hair while biting his lip in a seemingly vain attempt to try and prevent any moans of pleasure from escaping his lips.
"You know how their family is; blind followers of the Marleyinian way of life and their beliefs about us Eldians. They've been fed a lot of bullshit from their family and I think they're capable of learning. Hell, Reiner seems to be less hateful of Paradis and Eldians in general than he was before he left," Pieck explained, causing Porco to sigh, this time in defeat, before he knelt down, causing the side of his cheek to press softly against the top of Pieck's messy black hair.
"Whatever, I'm just glad that we didn't have to explain what sex was to the little Warriors," Porco responded as Pieck nodded in response before the two of them started tongue wrestling with each other. However, not even a minute into their make-out session, Pieck stopped and pointed over to the door.
"Don't forget to lock the door," Pieck gasped out. Porco nodded before getting off of the bed and locked the door to his room. Porco then walked back to the bed and continued their make-out session with Pieck, pushing her down on the bed as they completely left the world around them and only focused on each other.