PROLOGUE
A grey haired woman sees a school
The woman says "Hope's Peak. If you go there you're set for life. My name is Peko Pekoyama. I am attending this school as the Ultimate Swordswoman.
Peko enters the school. She passes out. She wakes up in a classroom. "Urgn. What happened?" She reads a note saying that she should go to the entrance.
Peko enters where she meets her classmates.
A muscular man yells at her "YOU'RE LATE!"
A muscular woman tells him to be quiet.
The man says "Sorry for that. Allow me to introduce myself. I am Nekomaru Nidai. I am the Ultimate Team Manager. What's your name?"
Peko says " I a-"
Nekomaru yells "NO, WRONG! YOU SAY 'Hello Nekomaru, I am' I am, blank, how are you doing?"
Peko says "Hello Nekomaru, I am Peko Pekoyama, the Ultimate Swordswoman. Emphasis on that Swordswoman. Yell at me like that, and you might feel your arm isn't working."
Peko looks at the woman. "What's your name?
The woman says "I am Akane Owari. I am the Ultimate Gymnast."
Peko greets her and sees a fat short guy running towards her.
The guy looks at Peko's clothes with a starstruck expression. He tugs at it and then..
Peko pulls out a sword and says "Stay. Away."
The guy says, "Sorry woman. Maybe another time.. My name's Teruteru Hanamura. I am the Ultimate Cook."
Peko says "If you do that again, I will kill you."
Teruteru flees to the corner of the room. A white-haired boy asks "Alright, now did you say to him."
Peko says "I was defending myself, Mr…"
"Nagito Komeada, The Ultimate Lucky Student. Anyways, Teruteru's a bit perverted, and he'll listen if you stop him. He'll learn one day.. What's your name?"
"Peko Pekoyama, the Ultimate Swordswoman."
Peko moves to another corner of the room. A white haired girl is having an argument with a pink haired boy.
"Leave me alone!"
"Miss… you're too hot too."
Peko steps in. "respect her privacy, mr..
"Kazuichi Souda. I'm the Ultimate Mechanic, so if you don't mind my business your new Corvette might stop working."
The woman slaps Kazuichi. "How dare you threaten someone. In Novoselic, My guards would not allow this. Apologizes for his actions, I'm Sonia Nevermind. I'm called the Ultimate Princess. Nice to meet you, Miss?"
"Peko Pekoyama, The Ultimate Swordswoman."
Sonia asks if she knows anything about baseball so that Sonia could form a softball league, as that is the national sport of Novoselic.
Peko hears a loud "SHUT UP YOU TROLL"
Peko rushes in to see the issue. She sees a blonde girl harassing another woman.
Peko says "Stop being mean. This is a school, and we have to figure out why we passed out."
The girl says "Oh- what'cha gonna do? I, Hiyoko Saijoni, will never stop giving that troll what she deserves."
Peko says "Oh, what am I gonna do, well I am the Ultimate Swordswoman."
Hiyoko says "Shit." and runs away. The girl she was bullying shakes Peko's hand.
"I'm Mikan Tsmuki, The Ultimate Nurse. Thanks for that."
Peko greets her and sees a red haired girl and a fat guy.
Peko meets up with the fat guy.
The guy says "What do you want?"
Peko says "I'm Peko, I want to introduce myself."
The guy says "Fine. Let's make this quick. I have bigger problems than to deal with you idiots. I'm Byakuya Togami. I am the Ultimate Affluent Progeny."
Peko says "I'm the Ultimate Swordswoman. I've heard about you on the news."
Byakuya says "Well, then buzz off. You've met me."
Peko meets with the red haired girl.
The girl says "Smile!"
Peko looks at the girl by surprise.
She flashes a camera.
"Sorry, I just like to take pics of everyone I meet. I'm Mahiru Koizomi. The Ultimate Photographer."
Peko introduces herself and leaves to meet up with the rest. She sees a girl, lost in deep focus in her video game and a man with a scarf and animals.
"You are lucky, young one! For you have met Gundham Tanaka, the Ultimate Breeder!"
Peko repeats his words, just altering it to say her name. "I want to show him that Im just as dangerous." Peko thinks.
Gundham says "Hah you dare mock me!" Gundham charges towards her but Peko pushes him, causing some hamsters to fall off of him. Gundham runs towards the hamsters
Peko meets the girl next to him.
"Hi."
The girl doesn't respond.
Peko says "hello!"
No response.
Peko puts her hand in front of the console. The girl looks at her.
"Oh, sorry. I was just lost in focus. My name is Chiaki Namani. I am the Ultimate Gamer. I like games of all genres, all consoles. Even bad games."
Peko says "Do you like Mortal Kombat?"
Chiaki says "Yes! You're saying that because you're the-
"Peko Pekoyama, Ultimate Swordswoman."
Chiaki says "That makes sense. We should play together one day."
Peko leaves and sees 2 people, the last members of her class. One of them starts rocking and rolling.
"Well, Hello How are you doing? I am Ibuki Mioda. I am the Ultimate Musician."
Peko says "did you just write that song?"
"Yeah, it was improvised. I just come up with it on the spot. I just found saying Hello the normal way boring."
Peko greets her and sees a familiar blonde short guy.
Peko gasps. She knows him. She says "Fuyuhiko?"
Fuyuhiko turns around "Who is- Peko? Where were you all these years? as your boss, I, Fuyuhiko Kuzuryu, the Ultimate Yakuza, demand an answer."
Peko says "I was kidnapped by a rival clan. I escaped, but had no idea where I was. I laid low and was accepted into this school."
Fuyuhiko hugs Peko, who graciously hugs him back.
A voice suddenly goes through the speakers, breaking the hug.
"Attention! Please come to the gym! This is your headmaster speaking."
Everyone goes to the gym. There a black and white teddy bear shows up.
"I am Monokuma, your headmaster. I have an announcement; you will living here… FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIVES! Isn't that despair-inducing!"
Mikan looks frightened. "There's no way out?"
Monokuma shakes his head. "Yes there is. Murder. Kill a classmate, get away with it, and you leave."
Nekomaru says "That's bullshit! I'mma get you." Nekomaru punches Monokuma. Monokuma starts exploding, but Akane manages to punch Monokuma into the sky before he detonates.
Nekomaru says "you could've killed me"
Monokuma replies "That's the idea. Violence against the headmaster is forbidden. Anyway, enjoy your killing game!"