Speech: "Like this."

Thoughts: "No, like this."

MOFI

The Boy of Steel

The Saga of Tanya the Evil

BOOM

The sound of artillery hitting the ground filled the air with the smell of blood and iron. After a while, the screams died down again for a few seconds of pure silence.

'fffffffffwwwweeeeee'

With that shrill noise, the army known as the Empire begins their push into no man's land running to what is most likely their death.

Floating above the carnage, watching all the death and destruction is a strange thing to watch. "Like ants."

"Do you have something to add, Kent?"

"Hm? Oh, I was thinking how the Empire looks like ants from here, sir."

"Well, leave those thoughts behind. You may be our ace, but somebody can still be killed in the fields if they get cocky."

"Yes, Lieutenant Hosman."

"Good, now keep watch and report if you see anything of note."

"Yes, sir."

As the line goes silent, my sigh of aggravation fills the air for a solid minute. "That guy gets on my nerves one of these days; I'm going to kick him in the dick."

"Go watch the battlefield he says; It's a vital position, he says, vital my ass. Nothing happened for 3 hours, just imperials playing red light green light with the artillery."

DOOM

"Hm?" Looking down grants me the sight of the imperial's mage reinforcements killing the republic soldiers while rescuing their soldiers now and then.

"Oh, new mages, nothing new, not like I didn't see them 2 hours ago." I gaze at the battlefield once again in boredom, unable to do anything, watching this boring-ass war that I can't take any part in, causing my commanding officer to be a dick.

"Weird that I call people dicks all the time even though I go by Dick-" Suddenly, I hear the sound of a magic spell being used in the form of prayer?

Glancing around grants me a visage of a lone person hovering in the air. As I focus on them, I hear the person speaking; their prayer: "Believers, have faith in the Lord's blessings, for he will not abandon us in battle." Oh, it's a girl, a cute one at that. She readies her rifle aim at the artillery down below in a yellow glow of magic while the air around her hums with magic.

"God give me the power to destroy our enemies of the Fatherland, show them your wrath." And she fires, activating the artillery below us in a beautiful explosion.

"Wow, what an awesome explosion spell." Following her as she flies down and stops to talk to one of the other mages, my comms crackle to life.

"Kent!" oh great, it's Lieutenant Dickhead. I wait a few more minutes before answering.

"Yes, sir?"

"Report what was that?"

"Oh well, a mage had a perfect shot and took down our artillery, sir."

"And you didn't stop it, Special Agent Kent?" Oh wow, you can hear the steel in his voice.

"My orders were to observe, sir, not to interfere." Is it me, or did something break on the other line? Holding in my laughter while Lt Dickhead controls his anger is one of the hardest things I had to do.

"Fine, continue your watch when you come back; we will have words about this.",

"Yes, sir." When the comms went dead, I couldn't hold my laughter anymore, and I let loose.

"Heheheheheheheheheh..HahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahHAHAHHAHAHAHAHhHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA…" Catching my breath, I notice the mages retreating behind the line after killing the rest of the Republic soldiers. It appears that their job is done for now. I might as well get this lecture over with.

It's the next day, and things have gotten more interesting. The cute image is back, and I like what I see; shes an earnest person who gives a commanding aura, but it looks some of her soldiers don't respect her authority seeing as 2 of them rushed forward without her say so disobeying orders and destroyed more artillery, Looks like they are in for a lecture as well.

My comm comes to "Kent report."

Sighing aggravation, I answer, "Nothing has happened so far. Lt. Dic-Hosman mages are still taking out our artillery while our people are still killing imperial troops."

"...Good, continue to keep watching."

"Yes, sir." With that, the comms go silent once more as I contemplate what I should do to stave off my boredom. Oh, I know, a sudden idea.

Sneaking into the other base is easy when I'm up high enough and no one looks up. Even tho we have aerial mages now, no one still looks up. Searching the tent with my X-ray vision, I finally found the cute mage in the tent talking to the two mages who disobeyed their orders.

After focusing, I begin to hear the conversation.

The tall blonde begins to speak as the cute mage walks away from them, most likely dismissing them. "NO, I won't accept this. I chose to come to the front lines to protect the Fatherland-" And ignoring this conversation cause it's boring as hell, I zone out the rest till the cute mage squares up like she's about to gut them but stops due to the other cute mage voicing her concern.

Well, that wasn't as interesting as I thought it would be. Now with my disappointment in hand, I fly back to base because Lt. Dickhead has a new assignment for me other than watching everything.

Fucking finally.

A.N.:Yay, chapter 2 is now done one more chapter for MOFI, and ill be able to get back to my Fate Fanfic.