Speech: "Like this"

Thoughts: 'No like this'

MOFI Ch.3

MLP: FIM

The Boys in Equestria

Waking up in the middle of the forest is a weird thing that has never happened to me before. "What the fuck?" Looking around didn't really help me at the moment, so I attempted to get up, but as soon as I got up, I collapsed back into a heap. Looking down at my body, I hold up my arm to see it covered in fur and a hoof?

"Oh oh shit, did I get isekai'd? I did, didn't I? Wait, do I still have my dick? Why am I grey? Am I hung as fuc-Wait first I need something to check myself out?" Looking around for a second time, I see a river to my right in the distance, so I walk\crawl to the river.

After a lot of falling, I make it to the river and give myself a once over. I have my fur dark gray, my mane and tail are a shiny pink? Really? oh, and my eyes are pink as well. "Seriously? only my fur is grey? Wait, is that a horn? And wings? Holy shit, I'm an Alicorn fuck yea?"

My excitement is cut short which I hear a couple of yells of "What the fuck?" Looking over, I see two ponies freaking out and shouting at the top of their lungs. Thinking about it, I decided to go to them.

As I got closer to the other ponies, I made my presence known. "Hello there." They both jump up in shock, not expecting somepony else to be around here.

"Hi, sorry to spook you, but uh, I'm a bit lost-"

"Hold on wait, Zack?" I stop talking, and I focus on the unicorn of the pair, he's a big stallion, not as tall as me, but he's up there; anyway, his fur is pure black while his mane and eye are a fine gold.

"No shit, that's Zack?" I look at the second one; he's a big stallion; his fur is a dark purple, while his mane is bright yellow, and his eyes are silver.

Now that I think about it, those voices are familiar...wait, "Moe, Corde?" I look at both of them in shock, seeing that they also got isekai'd with me.

"Yeah nigga, it's me, Corde, and that's Moe" Corde, the now named Pegasus, struggles to point at himself with one of his hooves, then works some more to tell at the unicorn that I now know is Moe.

"Oh shit, you guys got dropped here too?" I start to look around to see if anyone else from our group is here as well.

"Yea see, Zack, I had a question about that: what the fuck is going on?"

"Bro, we got isekai'd."

"As ponies?"

"Yep."

"You're shitting me."

"Nope."

"Fuck."

"Yep."

Before more could be said, two more ponies decide to join us by tumbling out of some bushes behind. In cartoon-like fashion, they roll exaggeratedly and land right in front of us. Then they untangle themselves and try to stand up but fall back down in a heap.

"I told you I heard voices," Says the white-furred mare.

"And I said I don't run, or we'll crash into each other, Hunter." The pitch black-furred mare snaps back at the now named mare.

"Yea, I know my brain just didn't want to listen, Don."

Me Corde and Moe look at each other before looking back at the mares. "Wait, Hunter, is that you?"

Hunter snaps her head up at me precisely. "Zack?" The other mare, Don, glances at us.

"Yea, it's me, Moe and Corde." I gesture to all of us as Hunter sighs in relief.

"Oh, thank god, I thought it was just Don and me." He gestured to him and Don as my mind finally clicked into place.

"Wait, that's Don?" Don suddenly gets a look in her eye as she nods for confirmation; Moe and Corde's eyes widen in shock.

"Yea, it's m-" Don stops as he sees me shaking. "Are you good, Zack?"

"Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah" As they realize what is happening, I take a deep breath. "HahahahahahahahaahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"

A.N.And scene. Yay, 3rd chapter is done.