Welcome back, readers! Your favorite writer has returned! This is to honor a fourth "Hotel Transylvania" movie which is scheduled to be released next month! Are you ready to read? Let's begin!

"Hurry up, everyone! We need to get this place set up before Dennis and Winnie get back." Dracula ordered all the monsters who are decorating the hotel for a birthday party for Dennis. "Gosh, I still can't believe he's finally nine."

"Yeah," Mavis sobbed with happy tears. "He grew up so fast!"

"Uh, Mavis? What are we doing again?" Johnny asked his vampire wife. "I've lost track."

"Why, we're decorating the place for Dennis's ninth birthday party."

"Oh, that's right! Wait a minute, he's nine?"

"So, did everyone get Dennis some gifts?" Dracula asked the monsters.

"We sure did!" Dracula's human fiancé, Ericka Van Helsing, answered. "I got her a Remembrall."

"A Remembrall? How did you get that?"

"Why, some wizard guy sold it to me for $30. Dennis once told me he'd like to have one of those."

"Okay, then. Anyone else?"

"Well, Wayne didn't get a bike like he promised, so he's being punished." Wanda the always pregnant werewolf replied. "He doesn't get to join the party until he gets one for Dennis."

At a Walmart store, Wayne is trying to purchase a bicycle. "How much is it to buy a bike?"

"$400." A cashier answered.

"Oh, crud! My wife is gonna kill me!"

Back at the hotel, the other monsters are telling Dracula about the birthday gifts they got for Dennis.

"Ericka and I got her a PlayStation2 and the entire Kingdom Hearts Trilogy." Abraham Van Helsing said.

"It wasn't easy, but I managed to get him an iPhone." Murray the mummy said.

"I named a star after him." Griffin the invisible man said.

"I got him his favorite movies: Sonic the Hedgehog, the entire Shrek series, Monsters Inc., Monsters University, Missing Link, Smallfoot, and the entire Twilight series." Frankenstein said.

"Well, I got him something better. I'm going to take him to a seaside resort where humans and monsters peacefully coexist." Mavis spoke up. "I'll even bring Winnie and Tinkles with me in case he wants friends to play with."

"Alert! He's coming!" A suit of armor warned.

"Uh-oh! Everyone in position!" Dracula alerted everyone. They all get in position while Abraham shuts the lights off.

"Is he here yet?" Griffin whispered barely audibly, but everyone shushed him.

"Here she comes." Murray whispered.

Dennis and his best friend/secret zing, Winnie the werewolf pup entered. "Why is it so dark in here?" The human/vampire hybrid boy asked and turns the lights on.

"SURPRISE!" Everyone shouted.

"Wow! I didn't expect this to happen. Thanks."

"Well, it's your ninth birthday, Dennis." Dracula said. "You didn't think we'd forget, did you?

"No way! Thanks, Papa Drac." Two hours later, Dennis had opened his birthday presents. "An iPhone? Awesome! You guys are the best!"

"Well, we saved the best for last. Mommy got you a flight to a seaside resort where humans and monsters live in peace and harmony."

Dennis gasps in surprise upon hearing this. "Aw, Mom!" He hugs his mother.

"That's just beautiful!" Murray sobbed.

"You said it!" Griffin replied.

"How'd you afford it, mom?" Dennis asked his mother.

"Well, I saved up enough money for it by helping out Papa Drac with work around the hotel." Mavis answered.

That's the end of this first chapter! Once again, this is to honor the fourth movie in the "Hotel Transylvania" franchise, which will be released in theaters next month. I'm hoping to see it when it comes out. The next chapter will be where Frankenstein, Frank for short, makes a deal with a queen fire ant.