Original Posted On Aug 22, 2021
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OKAY, LETS READ THIS SHIT! I DON'T OWN NARUTO OR HIGHSCHOOL DXD!
"Hey" = Speaking
'Hey' = Thinking
'Hey' = Memory
Chapter 2: Akasha X Yasaka
1378, Nine Years since Naruto died…
Yasaka (Age 26) leaned back into her chair, stretching her arms far above her head.
'I know the clones make it easier to do paperwork, but the mental strain they have from doing it and adding it to my own makes it worse than training…' Yasaka thought with heavy blue bags under her eyes. 'I should get a drink, tomorrows my off day.'
Standing up, Yasaka left her office, legs feeling strange due to her sitting all day long.
"Lady Yasaka, where are you going?" Domamaru asked in concern as he saw his leader at the entrance of the compound, putting her sandals on.
"I am going to Nekoya." Yasaka replied with a small smile. "It is Saturday after all."
"Okay, but you should let…" Domamaru started to say before Yasaka sped out of the compound. "Someone accompany you… Sheesh, she is just like Naruto."
He sighed before he smiled.
'I pray you and Tamamo are happy, Naruto.' Domamaru thought in solemness before he returned to his duty of patrolling the compound.
Nekoya…
"I'd like some spirits today." Yasaka ordered as she took a menu from Aletta. "Some ice would be appreciated too, please."
"Of course, which spirits would you prefer?" Aletta asked as she wrote the drink order, waiting for Yasaka to answer as the Kitsune put her hand on her chin in thought.
"How about a Blushing Pink Cosmopolitan Fluffy Pussy?" Yasaka asked as she saw it on the menu.
"Okay, with or without sprinkles?" Aletta asked with a light blush from the sexual name of the beverage.
"Yes, pink heart shaped ones please, if not, then I'll let the master decide." Yasaka replied politely and respectfully.
"Of course, we have heart sprinkles, I'll go let the master know, I'll be back in a few minutes with your drink." Aletta stated chipperly as the door opened. "Welcome to Western Restaurant Nekoya… oh, hello."
"Akasha?"
"Yasaka?"
Akasha was shocked to see Yasaka in Nekoya, but after the initial surprise wore off, she got over it.
'It is Saturday and our work loads have increased.' Akasha thought as she headed to the table where Yasaka was sitting. 'I am still learning how to become leader… but Yasaka had it thrust upon her all those years ago when Uncle died.'
"Would you like your regular order?" Aletta asked Akasha as the vampire took off her coat to reveal a gray dress, with spirals woven into the skirt in orange.
"Yes please, and I will be sitting with this patron, so please bring our orders together, if that is okay with the master?" Akasha asked as she sat down.
"Of course, I mean, your parents are regulars, so I can do that." The master of the restaurant said from the kitchen, a smile on his bearded face. "But it will take a little while, all the burners are in use right now."
"Please, take your time." Yasaka and Akasha said in unison.
As Aletta went to help the other patrons, Yasaka looked over the menu, staring at the ramen options with a sad look in her face.
"You still trust Ophis's words?" Akasha asked as she recognized the long-distance stare that Yasaka adopted as she remembered Naruto. "She is a god, so she could be lying to you, Yasaka."
"I know… but I want to hold onto the belief that papa will come back." Yasaka replied as she settled on her meal of choice just as Aletta returned with their drinks.
"One Bloody Mary with extra tomato sauce and one Blushing Pink Cosmopolitan Fluffy Pussy with Sprinkles." Aletta announced as she placed their respected drinks before their intended recipients.
Akasha's Bloody Mary:
Ingredients:
Celery salt
1 lemon wedge
1 lime wedge
2 ounces vodka
4 ounces tomato juice
2 teaspoons prepared horseradish
2 dashes Tabasco sauce
2 dashes Worcestershire sauce
1 pinch ground black pepper
1 pinch smoked paprika
Optional Garnishes:
parsley sprig
green olives
lime wedge
celery stalk
Yasaka's Blushing Pink Cosmopolitan Fluffy Pussy (Yes this is a real drink)
Ingredients:
1 ounce whipped cream vodka
1 ounce raspberry pucker
½ ounce limoncello
Shake over ice, pour into glass of choice
Float heavy cream on top
Optional garnishes:
Top off with whipped cream and sprinkles
Pink stars formed in Yasaka's eyes as she was presented with her drink, which was in a standard martini glass.
There were three layers.
At the bottom was the mixed alcohols, then the heavy cream, and on top was the whipped cream and sprinkles.
On Akasha's drink, it was a thicker Bloody Mary, due to the extra tomato juice, with all of the optional garnishes.
"Are you ready to make your order, ma'am?" Aletta asked as she looked at Yasaka.
"Oh, yes, I'd like some miso Ramen with an order of croquettes." Yasaka asked as she pointed to the menu.
"Miso Ramen and Croquettes, alright, your orders should take about twenty-thirty minutes." Aletta said as she tore off the paper and headed to the kitchen.
"This looks amazing…" Yasaka said as she picked up the glass and admired the drinks presentation. "The layers are unexpected, I thought they had altered the image in the menu to make it look like its layered."
"Well, humans can come up with amazing things, especially their alcohol." Akasha said as she held up her Bloody Mary, extending her arm out a bit.
Yasaka caught on and held out her drink.
They gently clinked their drinks before bringing them to their lips.
One hour later…
Akasha and Yasaka, after drinking and eating their hearts out, shakily stumbled out of Nekoya, having paid in full with quite a large tip for the delicious meal.
"O…0kay…" Yasaka slurred as she was swaying back and forth. "I can… can't go home fuc…fucked up…"
"Then come on…" Akasha said as she took Yasaka's hand. "Come to my home…"
Yasaka didn't object as the vampire activated used a teleport magic seal, both appearing in Akasha's room.
Akasha pressed her finger to Yasaka's mouth.
"S-Shhhh…" She shushed. "Mom, grandma, and grandpa are…"
Her eyes lost focus as her hand slipped off of Yasaka's face, staring deeply into Yasaka's amethyst eyes.
Yasaka stared back, admiring Akasha's mint green eyes, their beauty being one of a kind among the vampires under Vlad's rule.
Yasaka nodded her head slowly as she separated from Akasha, slowly removing her obi from the kimono, her body starting to feel warm, leaving her in her fundoshi and chest bindings.
Akasha reached behind her back, buckling the dress, which slipped off her body to reveal a corset and leggings with garter belts above her panties.
Akasha turned and saw Yasaka removing her chest bindings, letting her breasts reform in their naked glory.
"WOAH, YOU'RE HUGE!" Akasha shouted in surprise, making Yasaka jump from the sudden outburst, staring heavily at the kitsune's breasts.
"Well, yeah… Papa said mama's breasts were small… but grandma's boobs were huge, so I guess I got her genesAh…" Yasaka gasped when Akasha grabbed her breasts, her nipples going hard between Akasha's fingers while the vampire fondled them. "HMPH!"
"Woah, woah… SO soft…" Akasha mumbled heatedly as she rubbed her legs together from horniness. "I knew they were big, but this soft…"
Akasha dove down and latched onto Yasaka's right nipple, making Yasaka wrap her arms around the vampire's head, pulling her into her breast.
Akasha pushed forward, knocking Yasaka over, making them hit the ground, but neither noticed as Akasha continued to fondle and suck on Yasaka's breasts.
Not wanting to be the only one to be getting pleasure, Yasaka's tail wrapped around Akasha and wrapped around her ass, making the vampire shudder from the senstations the fur sent into her body, and then maoned into Yasaka's body when the tip of Yasaka's tail tickled her moistening pussy juiced soaked panties.
"Ugh…" Akasha groaned in sexual satisfaction as she pushed up, towering over Yasaka, both looking into their eyes.
Akasha's arms buckled, making her fall, but Yasaka caught her, and in that moment, their lips connected in a battle of control, their tongues fighting for dominance as they rolled around the floor, bumping into Akasha's furniture and making all sorts of noise.
Noise that didn't go unheard by Hilda and Vlad, Lisa being a heavy sleeper didn't even wake up.
"What is going on?" Vlad asked Hilda as they met in the hallway.
"I don't know, but I have a good idea…" Hilda mumbled, vaguely remembering the sounds she made when she and Naruto had sex.
The two vampires approached Akasha's room, and silently, cracked open the door.
Blood hit the floor as their noses started bleeding.
On the bed, Akasha was between Yasaka's legs, eating her pussy out like a starved woman.
"Yesh… Yeshhh…. YESHHH!" Yasaka screamed as she creamed over Akasha's mouth, soaking the pinkette's mouth in her fluids.
Hilda and Vlad closed the door as Akasha stood up and wobbled over to her desk, opening the biggest drawer on the bottom left side. She reached in and hit a hidden switch, opening a false bottom and pulled out a small, gelatinous sphere the size of two walnuts.
"You ready for the main course, Yasaka?" Akasha asked as she stripped herself of her corset and panties, leaving her stockings and garter belts on.
Yasaka, so drunk and horny, put her hands beside her face, curling them, and with one ear bent forward as her tongue was out while she panted like the heat fueled vixen she was.
Akasha slapped the sphere onto her clit.
It splashed across her vagina, acting like a sticky substance before it started to shiver, sending tingles up Akasha's spine as it expanded and took the form of a dick.
"Sex Slimes, get twelve for ten dollars at any monster sex shop." Akasha randomly stated as if she was promoting the product.
Yasaka felt the bed move, looking down her body to see Akasha looming over her with the slime dick at her entrance, tickling her furred and soaked pussy with its tip.
"Y-you ready…" Akasha purred as she cupped Yasaka's cheek.
Yasaka's reply was a nod of the head with her tail wagging in excitement.
Akasha smiled as she thrust her hips forward, penetrating Yasaka's once virgin pussy as she arched her back with a loud howl if pleasure.
Instead of pain, like Yasaka expected, she was filled with pleasure due to her Hymen having been broken during her training at one point.
"SOOOO GOOOD!" Yasaka panted as she gasped for air, the world around her spinning from the alcohol and sexual pleasure she was receiving. "MORE… MORE!"
Akasha, who had a segment of the Sex Slime in her now non-virgin pussy to get off as well, shuddered as she pulled back and then thrusted back in, her sweat soaked body glistening in the lamp light.
"Ugh… Agh, ugh, Agh…" Yasaka gasped as Akasha got into the rhythm, rocking the bed and their bodies in unison.
Akasha was hypnotized by the swaying motion Yasaka's breasts were moving, so she grabbed one and squeezed it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" Yasaka moaned as she had a mini-orgasm, but was not finished.
Akasha slurped up Yasaka's other nipple, her thumb stimulating the nipple in her hand.
"SO… good… good…" Yasaka mumbled drunkenly as she wrapped her arms around Akasha's neck and her legs around Akasha's hips. "I love you… keep fucking me…"
"I love you too…" Akasha gasped, her tongue out of her mouth, the tip slapping against Yasaka's tongue.
"Ugh, closssse…" Akasha gasped, going cross eyes, thrusting her hips particularly hard enough for the clapping of their flesh echoing off the walls.
The Sex Slime Dick climaxed inside of Yasaka, making her clench over it as she came on to it, Akasha cumming on her side of the Sex Slime.
Akasha's sweat dripped off of her body and onto Yasaka's as she attempted to pull out of Yasaka's pussy.
"More… more… more…" Yasaka droned as she drooled, hands held up in V for victory, her legs still wrapped around Akasha's waist. "Fuck me more~"
Akasha, not wanting to disappoint her first partner, pried Yasaka's legs off of her, pulled out, and flipped Yasaka onto her hands and knees, making a forty-five-degree angle triangle.
Yasaka wiggled her butt, trying to entice Akasha more, which was unnecessary when Akasha thrust back into her pussy.
Yasaka wailed in ecstasy, throwing her head back as Akasha thrusted hard into her pussy.
"YES, YES, YES, YES!" Yasaka purred as she felt her legs go numb, eyes crossing as she had a fucked stupid look on her face as Akasha grabbed the base of her tail and squeezed it.
Akasha released Yasaka's tail and brought her hand down hard on Yasaka's bouncing ass cheek, enjoying the ripple of her ass flesh under her hand.
Yasaka howled in pleasure as she climaxed again, but her eyes widened as she felt Akasha keep going, plowing into her like a machine.
"TO MUCHHH, TO MUCCCH!" Yasaka screamed, trying to stop Akasha, but her cries fell on deaf ears as Akasha leaned over and gripped Yasaka's breasts, making Yasaka bite her lip as she felt her entire body surrender to the whims of Akasha's wishes.
Akasha pressed her breasts against Yasaka's back, her face between Yasaka's ears.
She tilted her head over and gently took one in her mouth, her fangs grazing Yasaka's sensitive ears and making her shudder and plead for more.
'I'm getting close to my next orgasm…' Akasha thought as she picked up her speed, palming Yasaka's breasts with reckless abandon, not caring that she was grabbing too hard.
With each sound of flesh slapping against flesh getting louder, so did the moans of anticipation, Akasha nearing her second climax and Yasaka on her third.
"Agh, AGh, AGH!" Akasha grunted as she slammed her hips into Yasaka's butt, climaxing onto the Sex Slime at the same time Yasaka did.
Releasing her grip on Yasaka, Akasha collapsed, their sweat mixing together.
Both were gasping for air as they were seeing stars, Akasha rolling over onto her bed as Yasaka's body was too hot for her to lay on.
Within seconds, sleep consumed both women.
Next morning…
"Holy fuck my head…" Akasha grumbled as she got up, the fuck fumes were strong and they hit her nose like a punch to the face, and she felt chills due to the cold spring air nipping her bare skin.
She looked around her, her headache not subsiding as she saw the broken furniture and then her partner sleeping beside her, with a blue Sex Slime residue soaked into the sheets along with their combined cum.
Akasha was surprised seeing Yasaka, but put her hand to her temples.
'Okay, so last night WASN'T a dream…' She thought as she remembered the previous night and her passionate sex session with Yasaka.
*KNOCK, KNOCK*
"J-Just a minute!" Akasha nearly shouted as she jumped off the bed and grabbed a robe, throwing it on before she threw all of Yasaka's clothing behind her dresser before opening her door. "Oh, mom…"
Hilda stood in the hallway, holding a tray with a pot of coffee, a dish full of sugar cubes, small pitcher of cream, and stirring spoons.
"Good morning, Akasha." Hilda said as her nose wrinkled as the fuck fumes started to ooze out of the bedroom. "I made you and Yasaka some coffee, it always helped Adrian and I after a night of drunk sex."
Akasha's pale skin went red as she was handed the tray.
"Please open the windows to let the smell out and make sure Yasaka drinks some coffee before she leaves, Akasha." Hilda said before she closed the door.
Akasha nearly dropped the tray as her embarrassment increased.
'Mom knew… does grandpa know?' She thought in a panic as she heard a groan from the bed.
"mMmmm…" Yasaka grumbled as she stirred from her slumber, pushing off the bed and realizing something was wrong. 'Futons don't have springs…'
She opened her eyes and saw Akasha in her robe with coffee and then she looked around the room.
'Oh fuck… we fucked for real!' Yasaka realized as she looked under the blanket and saw she was indeed naked.
"Yeah, I was surprised too." Akasha replied shakily as she set the tray down and pour some coffee for the both of them. "Cream and sugar?"
"Yeah, both." Yasaka replied as she wobbled to where her clothes were, not embarrassed to be naked around Akasha, but blushing at the hazy memories from the night prior.
As Yasaka got dressed, Akasha finished mixing the cups and put the cream, sugar, pot of coffee on the dresser before presenting a cup to Yasaka.
"Thank you." Yasaka replied softly as she took the coffee, her kimono loosely tied to her body.
"Are you okay?" Akasha asked in concern as she noticed Yasaka's ears were down.
"Yeah, just wish I could have been sober so I could have fucked you with the Sex Slime." Yasaka replied honestly, not afraid to admit the small amount of disappointment she was feeling. "I would have rocked your world."
Akasha blushed harder as Yasaka drank her coffee, sitting on the bed.
"So, then I guess we will have to do it again?" Akasha asked slyly, drinking her own coffee.
"Does this make us a couple? Or fuck buddies?" Yasaka asked bluntly, not wanting to beat around the bush.
"I say we could be fuck buddies." Akasha replied calmly, sitting on the bed next to Yasaka. "Anytime I feel like fucking, can I expect you to be there?"
"Sure, but if I am in heat, I expect you to be there for me." Yasaka replied, since if she was to go into heat, anyone could get her pregnant.
"Of course, you stupid kitsune." Akasha stated with a sarcastic tone.
Smirking, Yasaka rolled her eyes and smacked Akasha outside the head, making her spill her coffee over her legs.
"OW!" Akasha screamed, jumping up as her flesh was burned by the scalding hot liquid before turning to Yasaka. "OH, YOU ARE DEAD!"
"BRING IT!" Yasaka tempted before throwing her coffee to the floor before they started fighting.
Both of them wearing giant smiles.
Omake, DONE!
I didn't intend to make more than one chapter, but I decided to make this 'story' just lemon one shots that can be inserted into the actual Sage of Legend story if you want to make it your head canon. And yes, this chapter was teased in a recent chapter where Vlad teases Akasha about her one-night stand with Yasaka, so this is that.
I hope you all enjoyed the chapter, I really did, especially the Sex Slime Dick, so this way I can do more Yuri lemons.