A/N: Since today is the start of Prostate Cancer Awareness Week (at least I think it is; I know this whole month is Prostate Cancer Awareness Month), I thought I'd celebrate with this hot fic starring two of my favorite characters. Enjoy!
Also note: All characters involved in sexual activity were 18 or older at the time.
Amidst a prostate cancer scare, Sonic the Hedgehog's primary care doctor referred him to Emerald City Urology. Though usually okay with getting his yearly checkup, having to be referred to a specialist was a bummer for him. Nevertheless, he valued being able to live a long, healthy life, so he went. Besides, considering that healthcare in Mobius was free for people who were under a certain income level and that he had more than enough money to pay if need be, it was that much more appetizing for him. He entered the office, which was decorated much the same way as many doctor's offices would be. He walked up to the front desk and stood atop a small footstool.
"Hey, I know you!" said the receptionist, a light blue bear. "You're Sonic the Hedgehog! What can I do for you today?"
Sonic produced a small business card-grade appointment card. "Dr. Metz set up an appointment for me here today at 2:00."
"Ah yes, just hold on…" The receptionist typed in a few things on her computer. "Do you have your ID on you?"
Sonic flashed his driver's license. "Yep!"
The receptionist took Sonic's license and scanned it through a Veritron terminal. A few seconds later…
"OK, you're all set." The receptionist handed Sonic's license back to him along with a clipboard that had a form attached to it plus a BiC pen. "Just fill out that form and hand it back to me when you're done."
Sonic took an empty seat and filled out the form, which not only asked standard questions such as his name and date of birth, but also more specific questions such as whether he'd ever had trouble urinating or if any men in his family had ever had prostate cancer. Satisfied that it didn't take too long, he handed the stuff back to the receptionist.
"Thank you," said the receptionist. "Go through that door to the right and down the hall to the first door on your left. Someone will attend to you shortly."
Sonic did as he was told and ended up in an examination room, which was decked out like many other examination rooms: cabinets with medical supplies, a sink, an examination table, a cushioned sled base chair in one corner, and various posters relating to prostate and urinary health, among other things. Sonic sat in the chair and hummed "Let It Roll"* to himself while twiddling his thumbs. However, it wasn't long before…
"Good afternoon, Sonic!"
"Hey there…wait…Peach?"
Sonic blinked a few times and rubbed his eyes to make sure they weren't deceiving him, but there she was: the one and only Princess Peach, dressed in a pink nurse's gown with matching nurse's cap.
"Yes, that's me!" said Peach.
"Hold up, what are ya doin' workin' here of all places?" asked Sonic.
"Well…I am a woman of many hats! Now please, take your shoes and socks off and climb up on the table on all fours."
Sonic did as he was told and remained in that position.
"So, mind tellin' me what's goin' down, Mama?" asked Sonic.
Peach put on a pair of pink nitrile gloves. "So today, I'm going to check your prostate health."
"And how are ya gonna do that?"
Peach placed a plastic jar underneath Sonic. "Do you know what a prostate massage is?"
Sonic shook his head. "Can't say I do."
"Basically, I'm going to insert a finger into your anus and gently massage your prostate. This will result in a really intense orgasm, but don't worry; that's normal!"
Sonic blushed, and then began sweating. "Um…are ya sure this is even kosher, Mama?"
Peach grabbed a bottle of lube and lubed up her gloves. "Don't worry, Sonic! As long as I use enough lube, you'll be fine! Just take a deep breath!"
"O-OK…"
Sonic took some deep breaths to relax himself. As much as he was turned off by the idea of anybody putting anything in what should logically be an "exit-only" orifice, he was also strangely aroused by the idea of the Princess Peach of all people getting his rocks off. Soon enough, he felt a cool wetness around his anus, which meant that Peach was lubing him up for entry. Shortly thereafter, it happened…
Peach slowly inserted her index finger into Sonic's rectum.
As soon as Sonic felt Peach touch his prostate, he gasped. She hadn't even done that much to him, but already, he could tell this was going to be a hot, sensual experience. As she massaged his prostate, he could feel contractions in his sphincter and PC muscles, which gave him the sensation of wanting to evacuate himself. However, he tried his best to keep himself together. One consolation he had during this time was the slight warmth and fullness he felt in his rectum and the surrounding areas. This helped the Blue Blur concentrate on how hot Peach was as opposed to the fact that she had stuck a finger where one wouldn't logically think it would go.
"Everything OK so far?" asked Peach.
Sonic nodded weakly. "Uh-huh."
Though still rather confused as to why he felt like he had to go to the bathroom, Sonic went along with what Peach was doing to him, wanting that orgasm she was talking about. He felt he might get it eventually, for not only were the contractions behind his pubic bone intensifying, but he also got an increasing feeling of warmth in his midsection, which made him feel rather tingly and caused him to moan. He didn't even care about what Mario would think. He was here with one of the hottest women he'd ever had the fortune to meet, a woman who promised him extreme pleasure, and he was determined to enjoy every moment of it. Speaking of enjoyment, Sonic came to a part he enjoyed most when he felt a trembling sensation radiating out from his pelvis throughout his entire body. Moreover, he actually got hard here.
"That's it, Mama!" said Sonic. "Give it to me!"
Though she usually considered this sort of thing to be strictly business, Peach was getting genuine enjoyment out of massaging Sonic's prostate. Though Mario was her number-one love, she'd secretly had a thing for Ol' Blue ever since she met him. Maybe it was that cool shade of blue. Maybe it was his emerald green eyes. Maybe it was that cocky little smile of his. Whatever the case, she had hoped to one day dominate him and give him an orgasm he'd never forget. She smiled, knowing that this moment was hers and that he was feeling so pleasurable. Thus, she kept massaging his prostate, being sure to maintain consistent pressure and speed that she wouldn't cause him to lose the moment. Eventually…
"PEACH, I'M GONNA CUM!"
Sonic let out a series of loud, delightful moans as the waves of pleasure radiated throughout his body, giving him the most intense orgasm he'd ever had. Peach giggled a bit as Big Blue shot his cum into the plastic jar. Given how much he was letting loose, she wondered if that one jar would be enough for it all. Nevertheless, she continued to massage his prostate for as long as he kept cumming. Finally, when he came down from his climax, she slowly removed her finger from his rectum, disposed of the used gloves and screwed the cap on the jar. After experiencing such intense stimulation, Sonic collapsed onto his side.
"Everything OK, Sonic?"
Sonic was huffing and puffing. "Y-yeah. I…I just…never…came…that hard."
Peach smiled and put a hand on his shoulder. "I know, prostate orgasms can be overwhelming the first time. Still, you took that one like a champ!"
Sonic did his best to smile. "Th-thanks, Peach. I…I gotta be honest…I…I uh…well…I had fantasies about ya…"
"And that's OK! It's perfectly normal to want to fantasize about women! Actually, I've wanted you too!"
"R-really?"
"Yes, of course!"
"If you'll excuse me, lemme try…"
Sonic did his best to sit up. His legs still felt somewhat like jelly after the orgasm he'd had, but with some effort, he managed to do it and shake the cobwebs out of his head.
"What now?" asked Sonic.
"Next, I'll have to take this jar down to the lab for testing," replied Peach. "First…"
Peach kissed Sonic. As if the intense orgasm wasn't enough, feeling her soft, sensual lips against his was the cherry on the sundae for Big Blue, and it gave him hope that maybe they could do other naughty things with each other.
"OK, you're all set!" said Peach. "Have a nice day, Sonic!"
"You too!"
Sonic hopped off of the examination table. Though walking proved rather difficult at first because he had trouble maintaining balance, he not only managed to find his equilibrium soon enough, but also got a little extra spring in his step, happy that the hottest woman in the Mushroom Kingdom had given him something he'd never forget.
*-Originally by UFO, from the 1975 album Force It on Chrysalis Records.
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