Shego Tries not to Sneeze, a kim possible fanfic

Shego sighed as she was gathered at a table with the henchmen as Dr. Drakken started talking about his new take over the world plan. she wasn't paying much attention to the words coming out of his mouth.

Dr. Drakken pointed to the paper he had pinned on the board as he explained his plan. He wasn't paying attention to if any of his henchmen were listening to him or not. He was most likely going to punish them later for messing up.

Shego took out her nail filer as she began to silently file her claws on her gloves. She couldn't understand why Dr. Drakken couldn't just shorten the meeting and just give the basics so they could just get to work.

Shego mind wandered as the meeting continue. She was thinking about what she wanted to do on her next vacation. She was probably going to go to a nice beach resort.

Suddenly Shego's nose started to tickle snapping her out of her thoughts. She looked to see that her nose had begun to twitch. She sniffed quietly trying to stop the itching, but it continued to itch. She felt like she was going to sneeze. She really didn't want to do that while the meeting was going on.

Shego put the file down and put a finger under her nose and rubbed underneath. Despite her attempts to fight back the tickle. It became clear that it wasn't working. She could feel her nostrils flaring up as she rubbed her nose. She could feel her breath beginning to hitch a little, but she tried to hold it in until the meeting was over.

She narrow her eyes wondering what was making her need to sneeze. She hasn't been near anything to make her need to sneeze. She wasn't getting sick. Maybe it was the dust from the room or the fact the window was opened a little.

As Shego thought about the possible cause for her incoming sneeze, her nose continued to itch. Almost as if it was reading her mind. She couldn't focus on her thoughts anymore she desperately needed to sneeze.

"Aaah..." Shego inhaled as she tilted her neck back. The inhale was quiet, but still slightly audible. She didn't know if Dr. Drakken heard the gasp, but she wasn't going to sneeze now.

Shego continued to keep her forefinger underneath her nose, trying to stop the tickle in her nose from getting worse. But a couple more hitched gasps emerged from her mouth sign her attempts weren't working. "Aaaah, Haaah...Aaaaah..."

'You're not going to sneeze now.' Shego thought to herself as she rubbed her nose again, a bit harder this time. Hoping her denying thoughts would make her sneeze go away, but it didn't. It just reminded her how much her nose was tickling and the urge to sneeze.

"Aaaah...Aaaaaaaah..." Shego tilted her neck back some more, still having her forefinger underneath her nose. "Haaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhh.."

'Come on, Shego your not going to sneeze.' Shego thought, but her nose disagree. It was still twitching and tickling like crazy. What did she need to do to get rid of the itch?

Shego stopped rubbing her nose with her forefinger for a second, only to began rubbing it with her hand instead. It wasn't helping. Her nose just continue to tickle more as she continued to inhale.

"Aaaaaah...aaaah... Aaaaaah...Aaaaaaaah... AaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAH..."

She was trying to think about how Dr. D hasn't picked up on the inhales yet. But due to her upcoming sneeze. She couldn't. After a few moments of trying to hold her sneeze. She decided to give up since it was coming out whether she like it are not.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaah... Aaaaaaaahhhh-AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..." Shego moved her arm to cover her mouth as she took a loud climatic inhale."AaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-!"

Dr. D finally heard Shego's inhales and turned around to look at her. There she was titling her upper body as far back as she could. All the henchmen were looking at her covering their ears. Before Dr. D could get a word out, however...

Shego finally released the sneeze.

The mere sound of Shego's sneeze echoed through the room as she doubled over and sneezed directly in the sleeve of her jumpsuit.

All of the henchmen and Dr. D cringed from hearing the sneeze. None of them heard such an earsplitting sneeze before and was unlikely they would again. But to make things worse Shego needed to sneeze again. With no time to recover and no strength to hold back, she tilted her head back and gave another massive inhale, before releasing a couple more sneezes.

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Shego was lucky that she was still able to keep her arm over her mouth with the next four sneezes. The henchmen and Dr. D cringed again with their eyes wide. These sneezes had been just as bad as the first one.

After a few minutes, Shego had recovered her breath and gently wiped her nose with her arm. Her face turned a darker shade of green as she blushed with embarrassment as everyone was looking at her after releasing those sneezes.

"Goodness," Drakken suddenly said.

Shego looked up to see Dr. D stareing at her with an eyebrow raised.

"Where in the world did that come from Shego?" He asked referring to the sneezing.

"Sorry, Dr. D. I was trying to hold it, but I couldn't stop it my nose was so itchy," Shego apologize for once not being sarcastic.

Dr. D picked something up from next to him, before walking over towards Shego. She narrowed her eyes wondering what it was before he placed it down right in front of her.

She smiled seeing that it was a fresh box of tissues for her to blow her nose with. Happy to know that he wasn't going to start ranting about her interrupting and never listening like usual.

"Bless you," Dr. D said walking back up to the board as she took out a few tissues to blow her nose.

"Thank you," Shego replied.

"Shego next time just go ahead and sneeze. If I'm not bothered by your mocking I won't be bothered by sneezing," He said looking back at her as she continued to blow her nose. "I might complain you don't listen but it doesn't bother me. I know that just how you are."

"I do that next time," She sated grabbing a few more tissues to blow her nose, before throwing them away.

She then focus her attention back on Dr. D as he went back to explaining the rest of his plan.