Chapter 11 Theo's song and Rafael panic at the tavern
Meanwhile at the village tavern Theo was sitting in his chair made out of animal hides and antlers sulking. Then says how dare Inuyasha refuse me. I went to his house dressed nicely and groomed also I gave him gifts also I was being polite. How does he repays my kindness refusing my help and shoves me out not to mention also kicking me in the dick as well. I didn't do anything untoward beside forcibly kiss him. But I did ask him to marry me. Miroku says you need quit sulking and find another man. That just earns him a evil glare. Theo then gets up and says THERE IS NO OTHER MAN THAT I WANT OTHER THAN HIM... Miroku says I know I know. Afterwards Theo goes back to ranting.
Saying WHO DOES HE THINK HE IS?
THAT MAN HAS TANGLED WITH THE WRONG MAN!
Miroku says DARN RIGHT THEO.
No one says "no" to Theo!
Dismissed! Rejected!
Why, it's more than I can bare.
Miroku ask Theo More beer?
Theo says What for? Nothing helps. I'm disgraced.
Miroku says Who, you? Never! Theo you've got to pull yourself together.
"Gosh it disturbs me to see you, Theo Looking so down in the dumps
Ev'ry guy here'd love to be you. Theo Even when taking your lumps
And it's not very hard to see why
No one's slick as Theo
No one's quick as Theo
No one's neck's as incredibly thick as Theo's For there's no man in town half as manly Perfect, a pure paragon!
You can ask any Tom, Dick or Stanley
And they'll tell you whose team they prefer to be on No one's been like Theo
A king pin like Theo
No one's got a swell cleft in his chin like Theo
As a specimen, yes, I'm intimidating!
My what a guy, that Theo
Theo is the best
And the rest is all drips
No one fights like Theo
Douses lights like Theo
In a wrestling match nobody bites like Theo!
For there's no one as burly and brawny
As you see I've got biceps to spare
Not a bit of him's scraggly or scrawny
That's right!
And ev'ry last inch of me's covered in hair
No one hits like Theo
Matches wits like Theo
In a spitting match nobody spits like Theo
I'm especially good at expectorating! When I was a lad
I ate four dozen eggs
Ev'ry morning to help me get large And now that I'm grown
I eat five dozen eggs
So I'm roughly the size of a barge
My what a guy, The Theo!
No one shoots like Theo
Makes those beauts like Theo
Then goes tromping around wearing boots like Theo I use antlers in all of my decorating!
Say it again!
Who's the man among men
Who's a super success don't you
know that you guessed.
there's just one guy in town who's got all of us down. THEO!"
Then minutes later Rafael bursts through tavern doors saying HE'S GOT HIM. HE'S GOT INUYASHA. Theo then says who has Inuyasha. Rafael says a beast. A man in the tavern says is it a big beast. Rafael says it is serious big. Another man says with a long ugly snout. Rafael says hideous ugly. Another man says with sharp cruel fangs. Rafael says yes will you help. Theo says we will help you out. Rafael says thank you three times. Then the tavern people throws Rafael out on the street and close the doors. Afterwards the people throw Rafael out say crazy old Rafael he is always good for a laugh. Plus hearing this Theo gets a evil idea how to make Inuyasha his. Then Rafael says will no one help me. Realizing that it is getting late Rafael hurries home. By the time he makes it home it was sundown. Now realizing that symbolizes now Inuyasha is in his human form and is even more vulnerable.
So he enters his home tired from his ordeal decides to sleep on the couch so he doesn't wake his wife. Meanwhile back at the castle in Inuyasha's room he was looking around the room taking in how big it was. Because he has never seen a room so big before. But then remembering that he is in a castle. So it would make sense that it is big. Also realizing that there was a knock at the door. So going to answer it. Noticing that it was the clock saying dinner is served just follow me good sir. Inuyasha just nods and follows the clock. Then on his way to the dining room Inuyasha asks the clock what is your name? The clock says Peter and the candle is Chris that you met earlier. Inuyasha just nods. My name is Inuyasha so you know. Peter nods then says it is a pleasure to meet you. Inuyasha says likewise.