Author's Note
Hello everyone and my future fans! Before we get into the story, this is just a little preview of the goodness to come :)!
"the flash fucked superman so fast that supermans asshole ripped apart and the flash went forwards in time"
"and then bruce banner became the hulk while inside Thor, stretching his bum-hole to its' very limits! but Thro was strong so could take it, and they didn't use lube because theyare strong"
"meanwhile, batman and catwoman are fucking in a dirty, abandoned apartment on the top floor of a derelict building, scheduled for demolition. batman gets one of his high tech gadgets out and transforms it into some type of sex toy. catwoman lets out a feral hiss and then meows at the top of her lungs, while batman grows bat wings somehow!"
"meanwhile superman was fucking lois lane really hard except realistically, she would have literally exploded but it's okay because they have a kryptonite condom and then batman joins in but not for lois lane but for SUPERMAN! batman is actually experimenting and secretly finds superman (clark kent, for those int he know) hot, because of his muscles and he embodies masculinity an dheroism!":