Jesus POV
I started penetrating immediately with no hesitation and the flash screamed in agony like he deserved so. I kept going and the flash started vibrating his molecules for his whole body so it was like a mix of a fleshlight and a vibrator at once and it felt so good and warm like my father's embrace and then i cummed all the way inside of his bussy. the Flash was all tuckered out from my fucking but i was quick to dispell him of the notion that he was going tor est "no bitch boy stay the fuck up wake the fuck up little shit" i hissed in his ear and he quickly hurried, up to get up to please the ʟᴏʀᴅ his God. he tripped and fell on top of batman's comatose body until i heard a groaning come from the body. "uhhhh *grunt*" grnted batman, as he was getting up. he got up. then batamn saw the compromizing position that the flash and his holy savior, jesus christ was in, and got the boy equivalent of wet instantly. he was the boy equivalent of gushing like the WAP (wet ass pussy) song, but for boys (i forgor what it was called, intention or something?). and then batman smirked and said in his gravelly monotone tone "got room for one more?" and i, in my infinite love and light replied "yes". then batman got in front of flash and brung out his BatDick™ and fucking suffocated flash on it. then flash was completely fucking fucked from both ends and nearly died (but his healing powers saved him last minute).
[This takes palace after the sex]
Batman POV
after witnesseing the absolute hot fuck that was jesus and the flash fucking i joine din on the action and we went into many compromising positions which i'm not going to detail since it was a bit naughty wasn't it? i wasn't the greatest detective for a reason so I quickly found the flash's and jesus' b-spot (g-spot for boys, but int he ass) and made them orgasm almost a million billion times. basically we had sex for 5 days straight (though we weren't straight ourselves) and then we passed out in unison. truly a blessing from the ʟᴏʀᴅ. we kept up our threesome 'till it turned tiresome then of sex we had some (more) (Note: I used 'some' many times like it was repition which is a literary technique. did you catch it? did I do well? tell me in the comments how you feel, but make sure to keep them positive, this ISN'T the place for negativeity). we were all tired and stuff and where about to go to sleep before we heard a nock on the door. before we could quickly cover ourselves in stepepd in Tony Stark, Iron Man! "who are you and what are your intentions?!" i questioned in my deep, concave voice. "i'm sorry who are you? and do you know where I can get some shawarma? i'm starving' complained tony stark. "i said" i began but the rude billionaie who i didn't know the name of interrupted me. "yeah and whoa re you? i'm tony stark btw, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist" wait. "playboy you said?" i asked inquisitively "yeah, you want to see what i mean hotshot?" he replied saucily and seducingly with lots of guile. deciding to just go for it i lunged at him and we started sucking our lips together inhaling and recycling our exhaled carbon dioxide through our lungs like the air con of a car that reuses the air inside, and our saliva was disgustingly exchanged like cross-contamination and then tony stark took off his shirt and showed his arc reactor in his chest.
Tony Stark POV
I took my shirt off after realising what batman wanted to do with me, i am a playboy after all. Without any care for how disgusting the floor of the apartment was, i immediately ripped my clothing off including my iron man suit which fell to the floor with a loud clunk as batman stared on in bewilderment. He was amazed at what lay beneath my clothes, as anyone would and should be, and i slowly walked towards him before he tried to grab me. "Not so fast batlad" isaid, and i flew away from him (i left my ironman shoes on bc it's only gay if you arent wearing socks and i have to wear shoes with socks otherwise i will be sad). He looked at me with a face of resignation, and slumped down against the wall and started crying. I am not very good at being nice topeople , i normally pay someone to do that for me, so instead of trying to comfort hinm, i told jesus to ocme over, and he told batman to bend over. Ofc i have a bionic 13 inch megacock as part of my ironman suit that no one but me knew about, but i am writing this rn so now everyone knows. Batman lied down on the ground with his skinny ass in the air, ready to take me, and right as ai approached him, a large crashing noise happened outside. Everyone in the room immediately looked out the window as we saw everyone that participated in the now dubbed "Battle of Love" outside the window, watching. Batman went red with embarrassment, but i jst stood there with a smile because i knew what they were all thinking.
Jesus POV
"Come in, my children" I said, beckoning for them to come closer (even tho they aere not children, they are well above 18). One by one, they all slowly piled into the room, at first gloomily, but as soon as i removed myy robes, their expressions brightened.
"Wow jesus that is one big schlong you have there" growled catwoman in an excited tone. I could tell it was one of her first times seeing anything over 3 inches, not only from her shocked face, but also from me reading her mind (i can read minds did you know, it's because i am jesus the almigty). She was one of the first to remove her clothing out of everyone in the room, but as soon as she did, everyone else followed. The first thing I noticed about catwoman was her toes, and how long and slender they were, almost like claws. I would say i was surprised by her body but her costume is really tight so the only thing you cant see through it are the minute details and the colouring of everything, other than that it was just what you could ssee through her suit.
Catwoman POV
Selina Kyle was having a religious experience. In front of her was a veritable god in human form, and his delectable physique was carefully sculpted as if payed careful mind by the gods above. Selina approached IESVS carefully and with as much grace as a cat burglar such as herself had, and circled around him like a predator circling a prey. "wanna have sex" jesus asked. "yes".
The ʟᴏʀᴅ's son Iesus inserted his 6 foot long shaft into my pyussycat (get it because im cat woman and pussy means cat?) I could feel the puslating vaines flowing with the blood of the son all the way up ino my uterus and into my tummy. "meow meOW meow mEOWCH" I meowed and moaned and screeched as the Son of God thrusted deep into my stomach,. And the ʟᴏʀᴅ God's penis began to vibrate whith such love that my body was resonated at 432Hz because it is a holy god energy frequency. and as we reached closer and closer to climax all of the wine and bread, the son's blood and flesh, in the room started turning white like th e colour of jesus skin ssoon i could feel all of my internal organs vibrating in resonance and harmony with jesus's enormous God cock in a cosimic song only performed by the angles themselves while they sarea t you with their hundreds of eyes into your soul while they replay every memory in your head in order to blackmail you in front of your friends and family. And anyways his God-Cock managed to find its way up my neck and out into my mouth, activating my gag reflex just before we climaxed and at that moment the wine and bread and the flesh and blood of the ʟᴏʀᴅ's son had become cum and smegma as a sign that the ʟᴏʀᴅ was good and the ʟᴏʀᴅ enjoyed what the ʟᴏʀᴅ had given. And so I feasted with the ʟᴏʀᴅ's son, that I may gain his blessing in my life. And the ʟᴏʀᴅ delivered, for he had seen that it was good, and it was so.