Hey there, I just wanted to say DefenseSquadofDefenseSquad thanks for the review again! and that sans might seems overpowered but like i said in the reviews, he has his weaknesses, that being his stamina and having to fight anime characters that are defenetly faster than frisk, and that his KR doesnt affect eveybody.
Also lets not forget that sans can´t really go all out, he isn´t out to kill anyone and has to hold back to avoid killing, otherwise if he would just spam his blasters and bones then well, bad times would ensue, give the guy credit he isn´t the final boss of the genocide route for no reason.
i went deeper on the topic in the reviews so check it out. if he finds himself in a bad spot then he would apply the joestar secret technique and run away.
imagine poor sans having to dodge ruby´s flipping sythe while trying to end the fight without killing her and Karma not working on her oof.
if Cye didn´t awaken his aura he would´ve died already lol.
Oh and feel free to leave a review if you want to!
Qrow was having a bad day, first he was supposed to meet up with the fall maiden, but after some strange sightings of a 'flying ursa' he was told by ozpin to check the area of the supposed flying ursa since he was close by and best be safe than sorry. In the end he found nothing other than some weird crater on the ground, but no flying ursas, which dissapointed him a little, but now he was late to meet this maiden, and now his flask ran dry, so yes he was not having a good day, not that he has many of those anyways.
Now he is on the road the maiden is supossed to take, it´ll be faster and safer if he meets up with her on the road and then escorts her back, and takes her to beacon.
"Why would salem make flying ursas anyways, she already got many damned flying grimm, what would be the point of a flying ursa?" Qrow could not think of an anwser for that question, not that he wanted to find one anyways.
'Oh yeah didn´t oz say something about some strange energy? i thought at first that he just felt it for being a wizard, but it turns out that we have a machine that its sole purpose is to detect weird energies...why the heck do we have a machine that does that? seems oddly specific..'
Qrow kept walking while trying to make sense of stuff that doesn´t make any sense, this is why he needs to drink so much.
Amber was surrounded by darkness, she could feel herself losing her grip on reality, she was being consumed and her soul was ripped in half, she was dying...but then she saw a light, she tried to grab it to get closer to it, the light began to shine more and more until.
"Mphmh?!"
Her mouth was full of bread, sausage, and a lot of ketchup.
"hey don´t ya know talking with food in your mouth is rude?"
Amber looked to her side to see the familiar figure of sans, sitting down on a chair beside his Hotdog stand which now got renamed with a red marker very poorly to say hotcats, she tried to get up but she felt weak and without energy.
"need a hand?" asked sans while holding his hand out for her to take, she then swallowed the Hotcat on her mouth and took his hand
"T-thanks i-"
'PBTTTTTTTTFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFfffffffff'
'. . .' Amber looked at sans in horror with her eyes wide open, meanwhile sans looked like he just won the lottery "hehehehehe haaa good ´ol whoope cushion in the hand trick! been a while since i did it to someone else heh"
Sans then pulled amber up who now had a deadpan expression on her face 'c´mon it was pretty good cheer up,´sides you look like you could use some of that"
Amber wasn´t sure what he meant, all she knew it´s that she felt incredibly tired and weak "w-what happened to those guys? the ones that attacked me?" she wasn´t sure if she could trust sans right now, in fact she found him kinda suspiicious, but since he didn´t attack her while she was down and right now hasn´t done anything she will give him the benifit of the doubt.
"hm? those weirdos? oh they left, i told them that if they didn´t stop their evil ways, I would call the police, which spooked 'em and they ran away...after buying some Hotcats and praising them"
Amber narrowed her eyes and crossed her arms raising and eyebrow "Really?"
"of course not im just jokin with ya, some uh hunter a buddy of mine saw what was happpening and chased 'em away, looked very cool too, you should have seen it"
Amber still wasn´t convinced yet "And what was this hunter´s name?"
'...welp sorry kid but I gotta trow ya under the bus here...I´ll give him a free Hotcat as a sorry present'
"his name is Cye, good kid, has a war cry that puts fear in the hearts of his enemies, he went back to report this whole thing to the guild after chasing those weirdos away, while i stayed and made sure you were alright"
"...but why didn´t he take me back too? why leave me here?"
"cuz i already healed ya" Amber looked surprised by this "you did?"
"yup, its my semblance it uh, adds healing propeties to the food i make" Well it wasn´t completely a lie, any monster that knows how to cook uses healing magic and fuses it with the food they make, to make it more edible for themselfs, since they are made out of magic.
"Is that why i had a hot dog in my mouth when i woke up?" She asked, still feeling the taste of the hotcat on her mouth.
"yeah, tho its kinda hard to heal ya if you wont, well eat it all so i had to manually make you chew one and putted your head at the right angle so that you could swallow it"
"That...sounds weird and disgusting" Oh it was and she was drooling too so it made it all worst for the skelton.
"tell me about it, after eating one you seemed to get a bit better so i just putted the second one on your mouth and waited for you to wake up" 'Yeah best to leave out how whatever those three did managed to damage her soul, it took half of her health and while he could heal her soul, he could not giver her back the other half of her power that was taken from her.
'Guess they got ways to attack the soul in this world...albeit weird ways'
"...Thanks?" she still found it weird and disgusting but it did save her life so she couldn´t really complain.
"yeah no problem, also that would be 10 lien for the two Hotcats" Amber just rolled her eyes "what? told ya next one wasn´t gonna be free"
After paying for the Hotcats sans told her she should rest for a bit before walking off again, so he pulled out a chair from...somewhere behind his Hotcat stand and setted it down, amber still wasn´t sure if she could trust him but she was pretty tired so she sat down and tried to recover her energy.
"y´know maybe it aint such a good idea goin all alone trough the road while you´re still tired, why don´t ya head back to the village and rest or somethin?"
"I can´t, Im supposed to meet up with someone in the next village, i have to get there"
"well can´t you call him and ask him if he can pick ya up?"
"I don´t have a scroll" 'Well that makes two of us, whats a scroll anyways?'
"well guess i can´t stop ya but-"
"Meow" Suddenly a little black cat came out of sans pocket and streched "oh finally awake huh?" 'Had to leave the poor lil fella in the Hotcat stand before the whole fight began, doubt he got much sleep there'
"Aw a cat! he is so small!"
"Yup lil bud meet amber, amber lil bud" Amber started to pet the cat and also scratched his neck.
"lil bud? that´s his name?" Amber asked with a face that said 'really?'
"no not really but uh, i can´t really thing of anything better so yea, I just call him lil bud"
"Well I didn´t think of you as a cat person...or well any person at all, its pretty hard to see your face so i can´t really tell"
"cats are great, well that is 'till it wakes me up in the mornin by licking my face"
"Meow"
"see? he admits it, also this reminds me that i have to get cat fo-"
"Amber?" both sans and amber looked back on the road to see a man that looked like as if life was always against him.
"OH! you must be Qrow right?" said amber gettin up from her chair and almost falling back to it.
"easy there lady"
"What the heck happened to you? you look like sh-" amber narrowed her eyes at Qrow and shot him a cold glare.
"shhhhh-hey, who are you?" asked Qrow pointing at sans.
"sup, name´s sans, wanna buy a Hotcat?" Qrow looked at sans then at his hotcat stand, then back to sans
"A what now?"
"Qrow what are you doing here? weren´t we supposed to meet at-"
"Yeah no i though it would be better if we met up at the road then i could escort you back with out problems"
"well its a little late for that" said sans while making a Hotcat. Qrow stared at him in confusion, he thought at first that he was just some random guy selling hot dogs from village to village, but the fact that he can´t really see his face kinda disturbs him.
"What is that supposed to mean?" Qrow looked back at amber then finally putted the pieces toghether after looking at amber again.
"Wait, where you attacked?" Qrow asked with a serious expression on his face.
"Y-yeah i was on my way to the next village when i saw a little girl crying on the road, and-"
"Ok ok i think i can figure the rest out, so it was a trap, how many?"
"there where three weirdos doing some weird thing with her, me and my buddy a huntsman saw what was happening and he went and stopped whatever they were doin and chased them off. he is back at the village to report this to the guild and i stayed and healed her with my semblance" said sans like it was the most normal thing in the world.
"It´s all of that true?" asked Qrow looking at amber
"I don´t know i fell unconscious at some point...i can´t remember all to well"
'works for me' thought sans.
"Crap, I knew looking for a dumb flying ursa wasn´t a good idea, are you ok?" asked Qrow while sans was finishingthe Hotcat.
"I feel really weak...and tired...i really want to sleep right now"
"Well you don´t look good...but im sure it will pass, now-"
"Meow" Qrow looked to his side to see a tiny black cat sitting beside him.
"Oh god a black cat, that never means anything good for me"
"really? c´mon don´t be like that to my lil bud" saids sans while passing a Hotcat to Qrow.
"Gods i swear- whatever look i will need the name of the hunter and a description of the attackers, also if you could do me a favor and take that freaking hoodie off seriously i can´t look at you face at all and you look creepy" Qrow then took a bite out of the Hotcat.
"well his mane is Cye and no its uh, for religious reasons" said sans while Qrow frowned, eating his Hotcat.
"also your gonna have to pay for that Hotcat"
"WHAT?! but you gave it to me!" Qrow exclamied
"yeah but i didn´t tell you it was free now did I?" Amber could not help but chuckle at Qrow´s face of diesbelief.
"Fine whatever" After payin for the hot cat Qrow then says
"Still I´m not buying the whole religion thing, what kind of religion on remnant has you cover your face? just show it man, i don´t trust people that hide themselves like that"
Qrow looked like he wasnt going to back down which worried sans a bit, since he might try to take off his hoodie if he didn´t do it himself, he tried to come up with an excuse when he saw something coming out of the forest, and gave him an idea.
"fine fine, i guess i can- OH MY GOD IS THAT A FLYING URSA?!" screamed sans while pointing at the sky, amber looked back but Qrow didn´t .
"Really? again with that, this type of stuff doesn´t work on me you kno-" "UHH QROW" Amber began to pull on Qrow´s arm while looking at the air with her mouth wide open.
"What?" Qrow then turned back to see a ursa floating in the air moving around like it had no control what so ever of it own body.
"W-wha-bu-eh-uh" Qrow was out of words and his mouth was now also wide open, then the ursa went flying away a really high speed´s it almost looked like someone trew it.
"Did-did that just happe-" Qrow looked back to see that sans, the cat, the chairs and the hotcat stand was now all gone.
"Wah-but...I need a bigger flask...and a stronger drink...maybe a new damned job"
its been a few days since fight incident, sans decided to leave the village, since he didn´t feel like dealing with whatever that whole thing was, so he packed up, took his Hotcat stand and left,which was a pain because now he had to pull AND walk with his Hotcat stand, which meant a lot of effort, which meant torture to him. he got a map from cye, and was trying to head to the city of Vale where he could get more costumers and more monney that he needed to buy materials to accomplish his plan, city of vale seemed like the best place to stay from all others.
He needed a lot of energy too, which he found a way to cover with electric dust, but now needed to get said dust, he found it strange hat the earth would just start making compact magic rocks but if it could help him then he wouldn´t really care, he also wanted to buy a building to step up his Hotcat selling game, and continue with his little project to return home. There was still a chance, it won´t be easy but he must try, he debated that if his project worked then instead of him going home, he could bring everyone else with him, but he wasn´t sure if that was a good idea, these humans where more dangerous than the ones back home, and they might not welcome them warmly considering what he learned about faunus history, and there is also the grimm...but would they ignore them too?.
'funny thing that i haven´t seen one of those faunus yet' The idea passed through sans head that he could claim to be some weird skeleton faunus but dissmised the idea just as quick as it came since it wouldn´t make any sense, so he will have to keep hhis face hidden still.
Right now he finds him self in the kingdom of Mistral and he is trying to get to the city of mistral...weird, anyhow he needs to get there then take some train called the argus limited, to reach the port city Argus, and then FINALLY reach Vale via boat or bullhead, whichever is the cheapest.
'gotta thank Cye for the map and directions...and apologize one they go to ask him questions, well that is if i see him again' the village he was at was pretty close to another village that has been destroyed by the grimm called kuroyuri, that village was pretty close to the city of mistral so once sans saw the place he knew that he was going the right direction...still the place its pretty depressing...and grimm seem to be nerby.
"good thing they seem to ignore me, right lil bud?"
"zzzz"
"yeah just keep sleeping, don´t want ya to call for attention again"
'not too sure why they ignore me...they seem to attack all living things, and while I´m a skeleton, im pretty sure i count as 'alive'...maybe it´s my soul?' sans and lil bud managed to pass the ruins of the village with out much issue continued on the road towards the city of mistral.
"hopefully we can reach the city without issues" sans yawned "oh hey it´s getting dark already? man im spent, maybe camping would be a good idea" And with camping sans meant pulling out a chair in the middle of the road and fall asleep on it, since he didn´t really buy any camping material, he only had a few chairs that he found dumped back in the village,some cat food and a little bowl for his cat, his hotcat stand, many sausages, bread´s and condiments, pretty good stuff if he says so himself.
Sans stopped pulling the stand, putted down one of the chairs and sat down, ready to take a nap, he didn´t need a fire and lil bud was pretty comfy in his pocket so with that he closed his eyes and went to visit dreamland once more.
A few days earlier, in the continent of Anima.
"Are you kidding me? gold? pure gold? and he has just been giving it away?" asked Raven Branwen leader of the Banwen tribe, who was talking to one of the few peolple she could trust, Vernal.
"Yes, according to a report from one of our spies that was heading to mistral, disgused as an hotdog seller. Apperantly he just came, gave him a small bag full of gold, took his hotdog stand and left, and apperantly he also used gold to pay to stay at an Inn and we suspect he might hold more"
Raven was just baffled by this information 'what kind of fool spends gold on such trivial stuff' "Is he still in that village?"
"No, apperantly our spy saw him leaving the village and looks like he is heading for the city of mistral"
"Intresting what do we know about our little gold mine?" Raven thought that if he spent gold on such things, this must either mean that he has means of getting said gold back or has huge ammount of it hidden somewhere.
"The spy didn´t get a hold of his name, but he seems like a short guy wearing a blue hoodie, a red scarf, black pants and a pair of pink slippers, he always wears the same clothes and the hoodie and scarf cover his face really well...but he kept saying something about creepy eyes"
Raven was now very intriged by this person, by the description it doesnt sound like someone who would just have gold with them "This could be either a trap set to lure us out or some fool that got really lucky"
"I agree but then what should we do raven?" Raven thought about it for a minute before speaking again "I will open a portal to the city of mistral, thankfully i know someone there, and i want you and a grop of our family to intercept this man before he reaches the city, you will bring him alive and we will ask out guest a couple of question´s"
"Very well, I´ll get ready a group of our people and some supplies to set camp close to mistral, then we will catch him and I´ll bring him over" Raven nodded and Vernal left to prepare for the jorney ahead.
"This is bound to be intresting" said raven smiling to herself, trying to guess what kind of person this guy is gonna be like.
sans woke up once again yawning, being licked on the face by his small companion and the sun shining on his face "c´mon just five more minutes" the cat responded by hissing at him "ok ok one moment" sans got up from his chair grabbed it and used a short cut to go back to the tree he woke up for the first time, left the chair there besides the other ones and grabbed a small bag of cat food and the bowl he left there, then he used another shortcut to go back to his stand and poured some cat food on a little bowl for his lil bud.
"There ya go, good thing i setted up a shortcut point there, noneone would go in there for no reason" sans wanted to leave the hotcat stand in there aswell but he also was hoping on selling some hotcats while on the way to mistral and it would be weird if he arrived there with nothing and then suddenly get a hotdog stand so he managed to convince himself to bring it with him the whole way.
"Meow"
"Woah, already done? jeez bud, not judging ya but i feel like you are gonna end up really fat if you keep eating this much" sans then left the bowl and food back in the tree and came back ready to resume his jorney "welp at least im sure that we are close so, thats good"
With lil bud on his pocket and his hotcat stand behind him, he began walking once again towards the city of mistral.
After a few hours of walking, sans started to feel like he was being watched, and soon it was revealed that his suspicions where right as a bunch of humans jumped out from trees and buches and surrounded sans and his hotcat stand "why hello there uh, can i help you?" asked sans.
One of the bandit stepped foward and said "Why yes you could!, see we are looking for a certain someone that is heading towards mistral and it´s said that he wears a blue hoodie with a red scarf and also has a hotdog stand with him, you wouldn´t happenend to have seen him now have you?" asked the man with a creepy smile on his face.
"Hmmm, well i can´t say i have, i feel i would´ve remember someone as handsome as that, i thought i knew him for a second but when you said hotdog stand then you lost me" the sumg bandit rose an eyebrow at this but kept smiling and said "We were also told that he seems to have gotten his hands on some valuable material and he is giving it away like candy! we just wanted to know if he would be so kind and share some of that with us"
'ah, welp maybe giving away gold like that wasn´t my best idea' "welp sorry bud, not sure what to tell ya, but i don´t know anyone like that"
"Why don´t we cut trough formalities and get to the point? I would like you to follow us back to our camp 'kindly' and just ask you a few questions, then we can go our separate ways" said the man still smiling.
"as tempting as that sound, i was always told to naver go out with strangers soo"
"Ah! how rude of me, my name is Shay, see now we aren´t strangers! now will you follow us or do we have to make this...difficult"
All the bandits grabbed their guns and tried to look as intimidating as possible which didn´t work the slightest on the skeleton "well there is always option C, y´know?"
Shay smiled even more before asking "Oh? what would that be?" sans then looked directly at him and said
"are you sure you wanna know? cuz let me tell ya...this option aint pretty and i can assure you, that...you WILL have a bad time"
"Try me" said shay before things got wild.
Vernal waiting at the camp they setted up to recieve their 'guest' when someone came from the group she sended to retrieve him and bring him there.
'EyyyYyy Vernaal how are you doiing"
'...' Venral stared at the guy with a confused expression "...I´m...Fine? whatever, where is he"
"WherE is wHo?" Vernal kept looking at the guy, confused as hell, but then realized that he was blushing slightly
"Are...are you drunk?"
"wHat? pffff no?!, arE yOu?" Vernal slapped the guy grabbed him by the collar and said
"What. happened. to the target?" asked looking pretty pissed.
"...Oohhh thaat guyyy, yeeaah i aCtully camE to tEll you, thAt WE migHt haVe a proBleM"
"What kind of problem?!"
Vernal followed the guy back to where they were supposed to ambush the target, expecting to either find him dead or her man dead.
She did not expect to see them dancing, drinking and eating hotdogs like there would be no tommorrow, some of them were passed out on the ground.
"What...the fuck"
"yeAh you sEe the Problem is thAt we raN out of boOze anD was hoPin-"
"stop talking, just stop, what the hell happend here?!" but before he could answer he passed out too.
Vernal pinched the bridge on her nose and walked to the center of the chaos where he found a group of her man sitting around a hotdog stand in chairs while drinking, singing and eating hotdogs. And in the middle of it all was one happy skeleton making hotcats while telling a story.
"so i tell her 'dishes' then she ask´s 'dishes who?' and i tell her 'dishes a very bad joke'" and a howler of laughter could be heard from all the men, exept one guy
"I dUn get iT!" he said before he starts crying and passes out.
Vernal was in utter diesbelief at what she was seeing and at the fact that they laughted at such terrible joke. She began to walk towards the target looking EXTREMELY pissed gets in front of him and asks "YOU, what did you do to my men?" she ask him while shooting him a glare that could turn bones into dust.
"HeeY its Vernyyy finally jOining us eh? wEl-" said one of the man sitting on the chairs before sans could said anything, then got grabbed by the hair by vernal and pulled him up from his seat.
"Where is Shay, he was in charge of the ambush, so where. is. he" asked Vernal while pulling his hair with a lot of force.
"oh that shay guy? poor dude i warned 'em but he didn´t lisent to me" said sans while making another Hotcat.
"What did you do to him" asked Vernal threateningly while she dropped the guy she was holding.
"well after telling me to follow, I told him of another option telling him he couldn´t eat a Hotcat with my special chilly, i told him that if he could i would follow him no questions asked, and he took my challange" said sans while finishing another hotcat.
"while i prepared his hotcat with the special chilly, I also offered some hotcats to the other guys around and we also began to chat, then i told em a few jokes while shay eated his hot cat and someone apperantly brough drinks with him and they began to drink, shortly after shay went to the forest after finishing his hotcat with out saying a word..."
Sans looked back at the forest "he hasn´t come out yet and we can still sometimes hear him scream in pain" and just then a scream could be hear in the distance
"UUUHHHHHGGHHH GODS WHYYYYYYYY!"
Vernal had her mouth open with her eye twiching, she couldn´t belive anything that came out of his mouth, and was about to tell him to quit bullshitting her before he said "Hey since you are already here, why don´t ya take a seat and ask me whatever you wanted to know? here" then sans passed her a hotcat.
"NO lisent here, i don´t know what you did here but we are gonna take you to the camp then 'GROOOWL'"'...' everyone went quiet and looked at vernal who was now blushing.
"What the heck, i thought that was a grimm" said one of the men.
"uh, you sure thats a good idea? I mean, call me crazy here but, something tells me that you haven´t eaten today" said sans while still hotcat in his hands.
He wasn´t wrong, she only had breakfeast and it wasn´t much, she was really hungry, and that hot dog with little cat ears started to smell reeally good
"c´mon lady, atleast stay till ya eat somethin...and wait for these guy to sobber up, since im not sure they can even walk straight right now"
She was about to protest when her stomach talked for her again 'GROOOOOWL' "Give me that!" she took the hotcat and sat down, she was getting really hungry and didn´t want to deal with her stomach grownling all the way to the camp, so she sat down and took a bite 'Wow this is really good'
while everyone kept chatting some came from the camp and said "I GOT MORE BOOZE BOYS" there were cheers all around, but Vernal was to occupied enjoying her hotcat, she didn´t even noticed when she finished it 'But im still hungry...well maybe...' people began to get more drinks while Vernal thought 'one more won´t hurt´
Raven arrived at the camp Vernal set up for their guest via a portal, expecting to find said guest ready for interrogation.
Raven did not expect to find most of her man passed out or looking like they were about to pass out.
"Wha-" before RAven could ask Vernal tackled raven from her side hugging her arm "V-vernal what happend here?!" asked a very confused raven.
"rAaavesss i miIssedd youu shuuu muuuuchhh" said Vernal while holding Raven´s arm hostage.
"Vernal stop this at once and talk! who did th-" then Vernal placed her finger in raven´s lips and said
"sSSHHHsshh diIid i evaR teLl youu hoW prEttY yoour eyeS arE?"
Raven almost blushed before exclaiming "W-what?! what has gotten into you?"
"yoU alsoo havee A BIG ASSSSS" she screamed before falling to the floor faceflat and going into dreamland.
Raven eyes were twiching and in her face was a small blush while her brain tried to process what just happend, meanwhile back in the road a skeleton and a cat walked happily to the entrace of mistral city, with a lot of stolen lien from drunken bandits.
"i´d say this covers well for all the Hotcats, waddaya say? wanna sleep on a bed that doesnt feel like a rock today?" the cat meowed happily.