HOHO I LIVE! Hello there! here I bring you another chapter of sans suffering for our entertainment! in this one we finally get an idea of what sans plan is, and how he will accomplish it!
Sorry about the huge flipping gap for this update, but well I did say I would update at random, sometimes I do it VERY fast others well… I will try to take less time to update the next chapter but no promises!
Also, remember how I added the red and blues? yeeeeah I expanded that a bit more in this chapter too, they ain´t the stars of the show and won't make as many appearances, but I still added more info bout them cuz why the heck not? it was pretty fun! love that series!... just don't watch past the chorus trilogy…
now reviews shall be at the end of the chapter so, enjoy!
On the Cold depths of Atlas, Winter was reading a new report about the mysterious individual known as Sans, frowning at what they knew about him, which was very little. Apparently, he recently got a building back in Vale, but he is still just selling hotdogs. Ozpin assured Ironwood that he would try to approach Sans once more.
Winter was not sure what to think about the mysterious individual, but he most definitely must be better than the ones she must deal with right now.
Winter wasn´t one to judge Ironwood´s decisions on any type of matters, but looking at the scene right in front of her, she could not help but to think, what was James thinking when he hired these guys?
"Sarge, I don't think this is how you are supposed to help someone that is choking." Said a man wearing a standard Maroon Atlesian solider armor.
"What do you mean? If I keep kicking Grif then he is bound the spit that food out eventually!" Said another man wearing a standard Red Atlesian armor.
"Well Sir for starters, you keep kicking him at random places, including his face, and also he spat that food a while ago, but you just kept kicking him." The maroon one pointed out.
"M-Make this asshole stop!" Said the one on the ground with an orange armor named Grif, before being kicked again in the stomach. "Aooowwww!"
"Well, if that worked then maybe I can kick him into becoming a better soldier!" Said the man in red armor determined.
"Hate you, hate you both" Said Grif while holding his stomach with both hands while on the ground.
"Estoy rodeado de idiotas. (I'm surrounded by idiots)" said a guy with brown armor besides the other three.
Meanwhile on the other side of the room.
"Dude, I don't care how much you ask me, I am NOT giving you my sniper rifle." Said a man with cobalt armor.
"C´mon just let me use it for the next assignment! a sniper looks way cooler than the standard rifle and makes you look more serious! chicks love that kind of stuff!" Said a Man with Aqua armor.
"Yeah, well I don't care about that, besides having a sniper rifle won't make you look cooler, I'm pretty sure nothing can make you look less lame than you already are."
"Screw you, I am awesome, right caboose?" asked the man with aqua armor to another man wearing a blue armor.
"What? sorry I wasn't listening to you Turk, I was too distracted by how cool Church looked and how lame you are." said the man named Caboose.
"See? even Caboose agrees, and he is an idiot." Said Church.
"Fuck you guys, I´m awesome, you two are just jealous."
Winter sighted and had to check their profiles just to remember once more why they were hired in the first place.
The red ones were part of the red assault operatives or at least this batch, while the blue ones were the blue defense operatives. Winter checked their profiles once again.
Red Operatives
Crimson Sarge
Leader of the red operatives.
Semblance: Hyper mind.
Description: Allows Sarge to create think at a high rate to come up with solutions to various types of problems, the problem is that sarge uses this ability to create the most irrational plans one could come up with, and if he abuses this ability, he can get a serious headache and even pass out. Even with irrational plans, most of them tend to somehow work.
Dick Simmons.
Solider of the red operatives.
Semblance: Hack.
Description: Allows Simmons to hack any device he touches; he gets slowly tired while hacking and can pass out if he does it for too long. Even if his semblance lets him hack, it doesn't mean he is necessarily good at it.
Dexter Grif.
Solider of the red operatives.
Semblance: Apathy.
Allows Grif to make anyone he touches to be apathetic or careless to anything and everything around them, even if they are being held at gun point. His semblance affects him if he uses it for too long.
Disclaimer: Grif is not allowed to use his semblance outside of missions.
Unit Lopez Polendina.
Android part of the Steel Soul project, now part of the red operatives.
Semblance: Weigh manipulation.
Allows Lopez to make Objects he touches Heavier or Light as a feather. He can use this semblance on himself but not on living objects.
Winter frowned at the last one, she remembered that Lopez, was the first successful iteration of an android with an aura and even a semblance that Doctor Pietro Polendina managed to build before Penny, and he was built to read and speak any language in Remnant, which included old and forgotten languages, but during a storm Lopez was hit with a lightning bolt, and somehow got stuck talking one of those old and forgotten languages, no matter how hard the doctor tried to fix him, he was stuck talking like that.
On another note, when Penny found out about Lopez, she immediately called him her older brother and hugged him, much to the displeasure to the older android.
Blue operatives.
Cobalt Church.
Leader of the Blue operatives.
Semblance: Ghost.
Allows Church to become a "Ghost" and be able to phase through objects and even possess people, but he can´t possess someone with an active aura or if they have a strong will.
Lavernius Turk.
Soldier of the blue operatives.
Semblance: Hard Light constructs.
Allows Turk to create hard light constructs, like shields. He can become dizzy if he uses it too much, and most of his constructs are simple in design.
Michael J. Caboose.
Solider of the blue operatives.
Semblance: Idiotify.
Allows Caboose to reduce the intelligence of anyone to his own when he talks to them on a wide area, this could in theory increase the intelligence of others as well, but Caboose would have to be intelligent in the first place. This semblance can somehow affect Grimm.
Disclaimer: Caboose has implanted a Semblance suppressor on his armor, due to him always using his semblance without noticing, and only the Leader of the blue operatives can disable the suppressor in times of need.
Winter sighted, the only reason they hired these guys (minus Lopez) was because of their semblances, which James found useful. James even considered making Church join the Special Ops because of his semblance, but in the end decided against it after his pitiful performance at the shooting range. James didn't even consider Sarge, just no.
They all barely passed on their own as "competent" soldiers, and Caboose mostly got in by a recommendation from his brother, that worked on Beacon Academy. Caboose semblance was strangely enough incredibly useful for Grimm defense, since it somehow affected them as well, something that baffled many scientists in Atlas.
In the eyes of Winter, none of them deserved to even be called soldiers (Except Lopez again, he puts off a decent fight), but she has always trusted James, and she won't begin to stop doing it now.
They were a small part of the whole fleet that was heading to Vale for the Vytal festival, and while they were terrible soldiers, their semblances at least made up for it.
"Oh, guys look! it's the pretty but scary lady! Turk did it I swear!" said Caboose while hiding behind Turk. Out of those three, he is the only one she does not totally dislike.
"Caboose what the heck! don't send that crazy witch after me!" exclaimed Turk the one she completely disliked since the first time he tried to flirt with her.
"Shut up! both of you! I don't want her sending us to do laps again! you idiots are just going to make her mad!" said Church which she also dislikes because of his terrible leadership.
"If I don't move, she won't see me." said Caboose while avoiding moving.
Winter pinched the bridge of her nose. This was going to be a long Mission, wasn't it?
Sans was looking around proudly at the building he finally managed to get with his own hard work. It was strange for him to feel proud of himself for doing anything, but he actually putted effort on getting this building, so he was just feeling proud at himself for getting something done for once.
He turned this building into a pub that resembled Grillby´s as closely as possible all though he was missing the jukebox which he is still looking for. He had to use a lot of Lien and even a bit of gold, but he managed to get his little pub/ home. Yep, he lived here too, right on the second floor, he actually had two rooms to spare up there, but he wasn't going to use them.
He was however going to use the now hidden basement of the building; in there he would finally begin his little project. Or well at least he wanted to begin but he was missing a lot of materials he needed.
He had no way to return home, that he knew, he couldn't just build some random machine and open a big ol´ hole in the fabric of space and time and then call it a day, or at least he couldn't do it in this world, if he was on the underground then he could at least have the materials to do so.
But he didn't need to build a machine like that, because he already did back on the underground, all he needed to do is reach it. Project Delta it was called, based on the old legend of the Deltarune, he couldn't recall much about how the machine was built or who helped him build it, what he does know it's that it was pretty much like a supercomputer, one that could help them leave the underground by going to another world entirely. Or at least that was the plan, the problem with the machine apart from the incredible amount of energy that it required, it was that it couldn't find any worlds to create a connection with.
Sure, it could identify time anomalies, but without the correct coordinates, it couldn't locate worlds, if he tried to use the machine going in blind, he could very well end up in the middle of space or on a black hole or on the freaking sun.
But now, that wasn't a problem anymore, because now he could get the right coordinates since he WAS on another world, he just needed to create a beacon with an emergency signal to activate protocol 17 and it has to be powerful enough to reach the Delta machine.
The first iteration of the machine was supposed to just create a portal to the surface, but it seemed that the barrier somehow blocked ALL access to the surface from the underground, so then the idea of going to another surface came up and well, project Delta was born.
If he manages to reach it with the beacon, then protocol 17 would start up the machine by itself and use the sent coordinates to establish a stable connection to this world, opening a gateway to the sent coordinates. It will take a bit for him to get exact coordinates since this world is pretty different from his own. When sans places a shortcut point it lets him see into the world itself. Back on the underground when he did it, the world looked like a bunch of numbers, but in here… its like lines and letters, there are numbers here and there but mostly everything seems like lines.
Once he manages to get the coordinates, he will need the materials required to build the beacon itself, and finally he will need the energy to be able to send the signal. He finally took another step to get back home…
On another note, Sans named the place Grillby´s too, he thought about just naming it sans and be done with it, but he decided to name it like so to make himself feel a bit more at home. He was also planning on giving this place to Grillby once he was done with it, as a gift from his part for never paying his tab.
The place right now is only selling hotcats, nicecream and a few drinks but in the future, he plans to get a cook or something to sell fries and burgers as well. He also managed to get other flavors of ice cream, which he then infused with healing magic because why not?
There have been only a few costumers, nothing like the Grillby´s back at home, but it was kinda nice, all though he had to refrain from pranking the costumers, since he actually wanted them to come back again.
But sans knew it was only a matter of time before a certain yellow angry girl showed up and ruined his good mood.
"Oh, it's here! see I told you Yang!" Well, her and an actually nice kid, probably the first nice kid he has seen on a while.
There on the entrance he spotted the crazy girl that sent him flying to a wall, and the stalker girl that was terrible at stealth. Yang seemed pretty serious while Ruby was just awkwardly waving at sans.
"sup, welcome to grillby´s, what can I get´cha?" He asked them as they got closer.
Ruby sat down on the left seat of the bar while Yang was about to sit to her right "Oh you know what I'm here fo- " before she sat down everything stopped, a single spotlight was locked on sans. Sans moved away from the bar and pulled out a whoopee cushion from his dimensional box and place it right under Yang´s seat, he then went back to his original place and everything started to move again as the spotlight disappeared.
"PPPPPPPPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTttttttttttt…. pfttt" Yang stopped talking and looked petrified, and Ruby just stared at her in horror.
"YANG! What the heck was that!?" the few costumers that were here started to giggle or just straight up laugh.
"… Oh, you son of a gun." Yang said as he looked at sans with a blush creeping up her face.
"oops, sorry bout that, you never know what some weirdos leave on the seats, anyways I was guessing you would show up today kid, took your time eh?" sans said with a big smile that they couldn't see.
"OH I'm getting you back for this, but first let's talk about business."
"Wait! can you talk about business AFTER you buy me a nicecream?" asked Ruby looking up at Yang.
"Ruby cant you wait ´till I talk to our 'Friend' here?"
"Nope! I can smell the cookie Icecream from here!" Said ruby while drooling a bit.
"yeah, I thought bout it, and decided to add that cookie flavor plus others just for ya kid, c´mon yang don't you see your sister is in pain? have a heart kid."
Yang sighted but gave up and bought Ruby a Cookie Nicecream while she just asked for some water.
"Ok, for starters tell me everything you know about… Raven." She pretty much demanded.
"well, let me think… ah for starters apparently she can fly." sans said, getting odd looks from Yang while Ruby just kept enjoying her nicecream.
"and she also has a sword that can cut through dimensions and she also seems to like cats."
"…What?" Yang asked with a face that warned him to explain himself.
"well, that's what my contact told me about her, tho to be fair she was extremely drunk when she told me all of this." yeah, I ain´t telling her about the whole butt thing.
"So, your only contact to her is a drunk girl."
"hey, take it or leave it kid, I don't think she has even realized that she gave me her number, but it's probably your best shot at getting in contact with raven."
"Great, just great!" Yang sighted "well it's the best shot I've got so might as well just take it." Sans nodded at that and pulled out a scroll.
'finally got one of these, I was worried they might not work on me but thankfully it did.' sans then looked through his contacts and calls Vernal "a´right amma call her now, let me get her to pass on raven, then i´ll pass it to you."
Then she finally picked up "Who is this and how did you get this number?" asked who Yang could only assume was Vernal. She sounded way more serious than she thought.
"well, that's not how you say hi to an old pal, don't ya remember me? I'm kinda hurt now."
"That voice… you" Vernal said with a lot of venom in her voice, it even made Ruby flinch a bit.
"me! your old pal sans, how´s it been? sorry I didn't call ya earlier when you gave me your number, but I was kinda busy."
"I did what?!" Vernal pretty much screamed through the scroll.
"what? did you forget you did that? huh, then do you remember how much you praised raven´s as-"
"Shut the hell up! I never said anything like that! now give me one good fucking reason to not hang up on you." sans, finally decided to give the poor girl a break.
"well, I was thinkin and though I would talk about something important to your boss raven, since she seemed so interested in me before, so I was gonna ask if you could pass her over, since I kinda have an important message for her." Yang raised an eyebrow at that but kept quiet.
"And what is it so important that would require Raven´s attention, i´ll let you know that she was VERY displeased after your little stunt."
"hey, that wasn't my fault bud, and I just took the appropriate payment for my services, but really your boss might really want to hear this out."
"…Fine, Raven has been wanting to give you a piece of her mind to you anyways." after that she went silent.
"you ready kid?" asked sans while looking at Yang.
"W-What?" asked Yang looking a bit nervous now "Um yeah, I- I'm ready!" she tried to pump herself up.
"You can do this Yang!" Said Ruby, trying to cheer up her sister smiling at her, to which Yang smiled back.
"You, I've been wanting to talk to you ever since you humiliated my family, I'm not sure what you want but it better NOT be a waste of my time." said a sinister voice coming from the scroll that sent chills up the spines of Yang and Ruby.
Sans then just shrugged and gave the scroll to Yang. She took a deep breath and spoke.
"M-Mom?" Sans blinked at that.
"… What?" said Raven through the scroll.
"Is… is it really you?" there was a terribly long and awkward silence after that, and he could swear he hear Vernal saying 'Fuck' on the other line.
Then suddenly the sound of air rushing and something crashing could be heard and the line went dead.
"…. huh, the call Broke or something…. (heh)." sans knew that wasn't that funny, but he felt incredibly uncomfortable right now, and just wanted to say something.
"Y-Yeah! that m-might be it!" Said Ruby, following sans lead not noticing the hidden pun.
"…. Was that really her?" Yang asked to no one in particular.
"i dunno, never met her before, more like she wanted to meet me." said sans while making a chocolate Nicecream.
"W-Well, do you know where I could find her?" asked Yang while looking at sans.
"I mean, I was at mistral when she… 'kindly' invited me to her base, but I dunno if she´s still there bud." he didn't stay there to find out.
She stayed silent after that, he then started to make another cookie nicecream "eh, don't let this get ya Kid, she was probably busy or something." yeah judging by her expression, she didn't believe that either.
Sans then handed her the cookie nicecream "here, this one is on the house, seemed only fair that you also get one, ain´t that right ruby?"
"Y-Yeah Yang! you should totally try it out! its really good and-" she was then interrupted by the sound of a small cat trying to get their attention.
Ruby gasped and grabbed Lil bud and hugged the life out of his body "OHMYGOSHHEISSOCUTEANDSMALLAAAA" meanwhile Lil bud almost passed out for the lack of air on his little lungs.
"Is he yours?" asked Yang trying to lighten up a bit, which thanks to her sister's antics, was working well.
"yeah, he usually just walks all over vale, but I guess he decided to stay here today, did ya want something lil bud?" the cat didn't respond, after all he was being brutally murdered by Ruby.
"Ok Ruby, I think you should let the cat breathe a little." said while tapping her sister´s shoulder.
"… OH! sorry!" she the left the cat on the counter, and after stumbling for a bit Lil bud managed to not fall off.
"I mean, he has aura so he should be fine anyways, right?" Ruby said, not looking sure herself.
"he has aura?" asked sans while looking at lil bud.
"Yeah! my dog Zwei has aura too! all though maybe his aura isn't as strong as Zwei´s…"
"Ruby, I thought I told you to ask before trying to kill someone´s pet by asphyxiation." Said Yang, teasing Ruby, to which Ruby flushed.
"I mean, im pretty sure lil bud didn't mind" Lil bud the sent sans a glare "but a bit longer and that would've been CATastrophic" At that moment Ruby face went from an embarrassed flush to a pale face of terror.
Yang on the other hand, was smiling like a madman "Oh you said it, FURtunately she stopped before he passed out." sans in that moment, felt his smile grow wider.
"yeah, lil bud would've whiskered away if she didn't stop!"
"Oh, that one was Hiss-terical!"
"yeah id say it was Pawesome!"
Ruby and Lil bud watched in growing horror as the two comedians exchanged Pawful cat puns.
"Oh god there are two of them now."
"Aw come on Lil sis! we are just kitten around!"
"gotta say kid, you are a Furmidable opponent"
Ruby groaned in pain at the terrible puns while Lil bud tried his best at removing his own ears "hehehe gotta say, it's been a while since I last shared puns with someone else." sans shook away old memories.
"Heh, if you made some puns the day we fought at the club, I might have not even fought you to begin with." said Yang while enjoying her nicecream.
"What?" asked Ruby confused.
"well I mean, I did have some in mind but you wouldn't let me talk much." said sans while ruby just looked at both of them with a confused expression.
"I was pretty mad, ok? and you dodging all of my attacks didn't help much, all though gotta say, you are pretty good at that."
"i like to take pride at my skill when it comes to avoiding problems" all though lately, he´s not been doing a good job at that.
"Yeah, but Ruby would probably kick your butt." excuse me what?
"what, really?" sans was a bit proud of his dodging abilities. One kinda needs to learn to do that when your life depends on it.
"Yeah, she already is a speed demon, and her semblance just amplifies that. I used to be on of the slowest back on Signal, so yeah." Said Yang while shrugging, not noticing sans broken pride.
'oh boy do I not like the sound of that, I didn't have much trouble avoiding her, but she is really fierce… hold up, now that I think about it, was that scorpion guy even fighting me seriously? welp there goes all of my confidence.'
"h-huh, welp that's nice to know." no it wasn't.
"Hey, what´s wrong? cat´s got your tongue?" sans smiled at that, not that they could see that.
And so, they shared more cat related puns to the horror of everyone present.
Lil bud just wanted some food, he did not want to suffer more cat related puns, sans had already given him a lifetime of those. Ruby just tried to hide inside her hood she already regretted coming with Yang instead of going for more dust for her baby, which she still wanted to do today. And so, the two exchanged puns to their hearts content, which helped Yang feel a bit better about getting another dead end, sans was just glad he found a worthy opponent, their battle shall be legendary!
After a while, the sisters had to leave, and sans had to close. right now, he was walking on the street after failing to find a place to buy dust, he probably should have asked one of the sisters where he could find a dust store.
He tried to process the fact that most people on this planet are trained to be killers at a young age, which meant that almost everyone on this planet has more fighting skills than he does. Don't get him wrong he was pretty good at avoiding attacks, but he has only ever fought one person before, well a child to be exact, a demon child that only ever just swung a knife around and had no fighting abilities whatsoever… wow he was screwed, wasn't he?
He had a pretty good arsenal and with his shortcuts, avoiding fights should be easy, but if he finds himself unable to avoid a fight he could be in trouble. His aura was way stronger than the humans own auras, since his was fueled by his magic, but that would mean nothing if he got combo´d to death.
Heading back home, sans heard explosions to his side "End of the line red!" sans looked to his side to see some guy with a dumb looking hat and… Ruby? they seem to be doing some play of sorts.
"well that's nice" sans then walked away, oblivious to the explosions behind him.
"hey Lil bud, you haven't seen any dust stores around now have you?" sans asked to the cat on his pocket, to which Lil bud looked back and then shook his head, wanting some revenge for all of the puns.
"yeah I guessed so, guess i´ll ask around tomorrow and also it's nice to know you have aura, didn't think animals could have but I guess it makes sense." Sans finally reached home and tried to ignore the feeling that he missed out on something important.
After feeding Lil bud he went to his secret workshop and kept working on the blueprints for the beacon, he was having trouble finding the right materials to build it. He wasn't sure if the materials of this world would be able to withstand the level of energy that the beacon required, if he didn't find anything then… he had one thing that he could use but it might break it completely, his own cell phone was made out of magic metal, and he could use it to make the beacon, but that will be his last option.
He could try to make more magic metal, but that was a whole bag of problems that sans was not able to tackle with his current equipment, which was practically none. After a few failed and re designed blueprints he decided to go to sleep since he was getting pretty tired but a knock on the front door stopped him.
He opened the door to find a very drunk looking Qrow "hhHeuy, iss me, the Kroww guy"
"uh… sup? you okay there bud?" asked sans not as concerned as he sounded.
"Im good rrRRRREEEEallly good, any how, magic man oZ wanted me to givs you papers so that you would call him laterzz, sayz that its important and shit and that you should call him ass soon ass possible" Qrow then proceeded to throw a card at sans, which he grabbed and checked before putting it in his pocket.
"dat is all ´k? bye I gotta go sleep n shit, go home go bed and leave the pain for my future self." Qrow turned around and took two steps before falling on the middle of the street and not coming back up.
"….ok" sans closed the door and left the card somewhere he could forget about, he didn't like this Oz guy, from the moment he saw his expression he didn't like him, if they come to talk to him then sure he´ll talk, but he isn't going to bother to look for him.
now it was time to rest and hope that the drunk guy on the front of his home is gone before he has to open again, his costumers will probably avoid this place if he stays there.
"Now where have you gone brother?" Papyrus wasn't sure where his brother was hiding this time, he called Undyne but she didn't know where he was either, all thought to be fair it he did call her in the VERY early in the morning.
'I´ve checked all of his sleeping / hiding spots, and even wont so far to the capital to look for him, and yet no clue to his whereabouts.'
Papyrus was not going to lie, he was a bit worried for his brother, lately the underground has felt… strange to say the least, he keeps feeling like something is missing, or someone. He was currently walking out of Grillby´s for the third time, with no luck finding his brother once more.
'I swear brother if this is one of your blasted pranks! at this rate he won't even read me my bedtime story!'
Papyrus sighted and went to see if maybe his brother was at one of his stations, and while walking he could not help but notice how quiet snowdin was.
Even more strangely, he hasn't seen that annoying canine in a while, which was pretty strange since that dog would at the very least annoy him once every single day.
Sans watched with interest as Lil bud ate his food, which he didn't remember serving "hey lil bud, uh.. who served ya food? I don't really remember doing so." He just got up, and he was going to give him food, but to his surprise Lil bud was already eating.
Lil bud just tilted his head before his tail suddenly- "huh..." his tail…. just stretched and grew… and now was holding the bag with cat food…. what.
"soo… that´s your uh semblance thing?" Lil bud just meowed once which he took as a confirmation "well, that's pretty cool." it reminded him of the tummies, just less creepy.
"guess I don't have to serve you huh? cool, less work for me." Sans walked to the front door and got ready to leave the store to look for a dust store.
"welp, im going out, you know how to leave… if ya want, I'll come back to open up later" Lil bud just kept eating to his Lil heart content, so sans left hoping to find that store today.
While walking sans thought about a few things he researched on his scroll, like how people here didn't think that semblances and aura were magic, which sans found dumb and made him realize that he caught the attention of 2 groups that know about magic and that his luck just sucks. he also looked up about the current situation with the group called the "white fang", sans could sympathize with the faunus but what the white fang was doing was making him despair ending up in this world a bit.
He has seen this tale before, and it does not end well. He could only hope that monsters do not get caught in the crossfire. Talking about tales, sans also searched for a few, because if he knew one thing about tales and myths, its that they all hold some truth in them.
He was brought back to the real world when a familiar girl suddenly appeared in front of him "oh hey i remember you, how are ya kid?" it was the girl that showed him where he could find Junior, hard to forget her weird eyes and hair.
She waved at him giving him a big and… nervous? smile, actually she has the expression of someone doing something they shouldn't be doing.
"how can I help ya kid?" She then VERY quickly pulled out her scroll and showed him an image of an ice scream.
"oh you want a nicecream?" she nodded very quickly still smiling "well I mean, I ain´t selling any right now, but I am going to open my new store if you want to go and buy some later" she seemed a little sad at that and started to shake her head rapidly.
"…what? you can´t go later?" she nodded at that "really? hmm…" then sans had an idea.
"tell ya what, if you can point me to the nearest dust store then I could give you my emergency nicecream, how does that sound?" Neo immediately started typing on her scroll and showed him a map and pointed at a location.
"heh thanks, at this point you might as well be my information broker, here your lucky, this one is the last one i´ve got in my person" well, that's until he makes more.
sans then handed the girl the nicecream and she stared at it in joy "actually I don't know your name do i? my name is sans, and you are?" She then typed on her scroll while eating her nicecream, which sans found impressive.
"Neo? heh it suits ya kid" She rolled her eyes a bit, it wasn't the first time they have told her that.
"welp, guess i´ll see ya later then, if you want to find me just look for a place called grillby´s, tho I recommend you to go when you aren't grounded anymore." sans then walked away, ignoring the surprised expression on her face 'heh, knew it'
"Sir, if I may, I would like to say that I told you sending Qrow was a bad idea." Sais Glynda Goodwitch, who was looking at Ozpin with a 'I told you so' face.
"I was hoping he would keep his word and stay sober for this, but I guess I was hoping just a bit too much." Ozpin sighted, he knew he should have probably sent Glynda, or even go himself, but he was hoping that his old friend and ally would be able to accomplish this task without much issue, but alas in the end they had to send someone to get Qrow from the middle of the street.
"Now, he probably has a bad impression of us thanks to that drunken idiot antics." said Glynda while massaging her forehead.
"Well, at the very least he managed to give him the card." Defended Ozpin.
"And yet, he hasn't called us." retorted Glynda.
"Patience Glynda, I'm sure he will call us, we just have to be patient." Glynda could only hope he was right; James has been getting more paranoid about sans lately and she wasn't doing so better herself.
Ozpin was certain that sans would call them, and if he didn't then he would just have to go and talk to him himself, which while he would rather talk in the comfort of his Wizard tow- 'ahem' observation tower, he has no issue going himself.
Meanwhile back on Grillby´s Lil bud was playing with the card and broke it by accident… oh well.
She didn´t know how he found out about her or what his game was, but Raven was NOT going to play it, noone had managed to piss her off so much other than Qrow and that was an achivement of its own, now it looks like Raven had no choice but to go to Vale earlier, check on Yang, and beat the living hell out of this Sans guy.
There you have it folks, nothing much happening this time around, but soon thing might get spicy!
here are some reviews!
CykaBlyatintensifies: yes but for one Tyrian wasn´t trying to kill sans (just hurt him a bit), and also sans hasn´t fought anyone other than frisk before, a child that just swinged a knife a lot, and yang has been trained to kill from a young age! sans isn't fast, he´s just good at dodging and he now has to try to dodge people who are trained to kill! lets just say he won't always manage to come unscathed in his fights.
Soda-fiedPsycho: again, it tells you just in how much trouble sans is if he has trouble with yang! also frisk can go at lighting speeds? or is that a fanon thing, cuz im trying to stay close to canon here…. really trying.
RWBYRNJRSTRQ: La leyenda es eterna.
Enabler: A girl whose fate was changed by the funny skeleman.
If you think sans is being nerfed or something like that then my dudes let me remind you that he isn't trying to kill anyone he is still the freaking final boss that he is, and that he has to hold back to avoid killing whoever he fights, heck he almost killed yang by accident, hope that trauma thing doesn't come back to bite him later… if I wanna have actual fights then im going to have to give him a few disadvantages, which in this case, it's the fact that most people on this planet know how to fight better than sans on close combat and such.
Thank god for magic amma right?
Welp, amma leave now, till next time, toodles!