Beyond the known universe a body in space with size and power incomparable to any other conscious being became agitated due to its most recent addition of cosmic energy and what news it brought. The sadness, pain and dread it felt was more intense than anything any being had ever felt.
Something had to be done, else it would perish.
A beam shot out faster than lightspeed and travelled across the dimensions from the cosmic being to the closest place it could manage, where the victim perished. It took on the form of the addition which lived the most pleasant life and had it adapt to a human appearance.
As his bones, nerves, muscle, organs and flesh formed from the little source of light he fell through the air, the wind hitting his back gently as he entered the atmosphere. His eyes opened to absorb the light and saw a darkening sky, soon enough structures came into his view, the wind underneath him intensified. It broke his fall, resulting in him landing roughly on a metal trash can and falling to the hard tar ground in the small space between two structures, an alley. It was the first time he felt this feeling, pain, an ach all over the body he had formed for his purpose.
He was fully naked, and was unaware that was not normal. He shakily walked out onto the street before seeing people looking at him strangely, females where blushing and averting their eyes after looking at his nether regions. Speaking of which, the exposure to the atmosphere seemed to agitate his reproductive organ causing it harden, almost tripling it's size.
Devices the size of a hand clicked and lights flashed as people took photos of his naked self. Right then a figure shrouded in light descended to the ground. The celestial body could see the energy coursing through the figures veins. The light dimmed and he could see the figures features. It was wearing a blue suit with a red cape and symbol on its chest.
The figure spoke in a language the celestial body couldn't understand, "Sir, please cover yourself. This is no place to...sir?"
Superman saw that the man in front of him was unresponsive, people were taking photos, as the man was naked, Superman was feeling uncomfortable. He charged his eyes trying to hypnotize the man but was surprised at the mans reaction.
Once he saw red in Superman's eyes he felt threatened. Electricity danced across his body and eyes as he stared at Superman. Superman realised the guy had no idea what was going on, nor who Superman was, he wasn't from around here. Superman called for backup after putting his hands up in a show to be non threatening.
"Powered individual...can't understand english nor is vulnerable to hypnosis...bring clothes for a male, size large."
Soon there were people dressed in different types of costumes . The martian descended in front of the unnamed man and attempted and failed to read his mind.
Hawkgirl gave him clothes and motioned how to put it on. After they were successful they brought him to headquarters. The ship beamed them up where the unidentified man saw a well kept hull, the man was strapped down to a chair with The Martian and Superman buckled up next to him, the lady from before sat at the front with a man in a bat costume.
When they arrived at headquarters a man dressed in a black tracksuit came into the room he was placed in, his eyes were creased at the sides showing that he either smiled or squinted a lot.
Agent Barton and many former agents of shield attempted to communicate with him, but failed after asking multiple questions.
"Do you have a name?"
"Where do you come from?"
"Can you understand me?"
"What organization do you work for?"
Clint, aka Hawkeye motioned to himself tapping his chest multiple times, "I am Hawkeye, Hawkeye! Me! I'm Hawkey- for God's sake, I don't get paid enough for thi- I DON'T GET PAID FOR THIS!"
He sighed and looked at the cosmic being's tilted head before leaving.
"We can't read his mind or communicate with him in any other way. We somehow need to convince him to let us do a full body scan to gage his abilities," Power Girl said to her alternate universe cousin.
"Batman?" Clark asked the cowled hero.
Batman sat with his arms crossed looking at the celestial body on the screen. They moved him to a monitoring room with a guard stationed inside.
"Look at this," Batman said before pulling up a tab. "Satellites caught this entering the atmosphere not too long ago, there's definitely something going on. We just don't know about it yet."
Batman squinted his eyes at the footage. A light entering earth before the person in question suddenly materialised.
"That's what I'm saying! We need to make sure he's not a threat," Power Girl pushed her point.
"He's doing something," Clark pointed out.
In the monitoring room the celestial body was mesmerized by the lights that flashed across the screen of the computer in the room. He got up and moved towards it, the guard moved to stop him but someone told him not to interfere through his earpiece.
The celestial body touched the computer, causing the entire facility's lights to flicker for a few seconds. In that few seconds, he knew everything that had ever been digitised. He found pictures of his naked self, and now that he knew it was something to be embarrassed about, he deleted them all completely. He knew everything from how to make the best no bake cheesecake to how to speak all languages and use all digitised fighting styles.
He looked at the guard before speaking slowly to let him know of his craving, the other sensation that he'd never felt before, "I...am...hungry?"